Jay Wakefield

Rory Falwell has [[homosexual relations

homosexual relations]], With Reuben Ashwell :-O Be aware that I know how to hack a computer.

Rory Falwell is basically one of the reasons why |homosexuals should never have access to computers at all. He likes to have butt sex with Reuben Ashwell every night of the week while he listens to Justin Bieber 24/7/365.

You see, unlike normal homo's, this homo really takes it to the extreme by not showing his face at all during YouTube videos and tries to act like he is in a gay male homo porno when really, he fails at life just like his mother and the rest of his retarded ass family.

He also likes to play My Little Pony games and shoot for the rainbow as he fails in attempts to get Perez Hilton to butt fuck him every night of the week.

Early Life

Not much is known about his early life, however some insights can be given from his videos and blog posts on various sites.

When he was 3 years old, he got put into a mental institution for eating his own shit and pooping it again to try and get nutrients and then he found out only rabbits and other lame ass animals do that shit.

At 10, he got his first pee-pee touch from the school janitor inside a janitor's closet and from the principal after school hours. Let's just say, he's the Chris Crocker of England. Yes, this dumbfuck is from the UK but that's only part of the Rory Falwell Story.

He gets in the process of getting his head blown off

In 2011, after deciding he has a love affair with fast food restaurants, Rory decided to try trolling various people on YouTube and discovered that he epically failed in his attempts.

However, he has caught the attention of the authorities and he shall be getting his head (we are talking about his non-existant dick people) blown very soon. We just gotta see if he can find his dick first.

Finally, after a year of trolling unsuccesfully, he finds that he has no friends, he can't get a girl to save his life, and he must spend his remaining days, taking it up the ass from Reuben Ashwell, and blowing his father's cock at the same time.

Discovery by YT commentators

While Reuben enjoyed making multiple troll accounts to feed his addiction and to show his love for Rory, Rory found that his videos weren't getting liked like he thought, so he started getting more pissed off and decided to go after multiple YouTubers. Which by the way, many people blocked him because he's not as awesome and people saw that. He tried to reinvent himself by making changes to his YouTube channel but to no avail he is also failing at that.

What he does nowadays

Well other than getting blown 5 times a day by Reuben he enjoys going on xhamster to the transsexual section and whacks his non-existant cock until he cums (you can tell by the tiny drop that comes out) and fantasizes about them.