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One Erection is one of the most gay loving band since Muse and Justin Bieber. The cast contains a Muslim homo named Zayn, a British fag named Harry, a crackhead named Liam, the faggetest fag of all Louis, and a blond headed bitch named Niall. Together, they use their "faggotry" powers to attract girls and make them burn their credit cards for a soundtrack for "What makes you Beautiful".

"LOOK IT'S HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMMIGOD!! ITS HIM!! IN A THONG!!! OMG!"-A random fangirl I met In london.

As you can see this Is England's hero and the king of "KEEPING CALM AND CARRYING ON," This life saver (that always gets fucked by Simon Cowell) Is Harry Balls, Ironing a shirt while wearing a golden thong like a good little fag. He is more sexier than Prince William and a bigger whore than Justin Bieber. Louis's childhood crush and a total faggot In the crew, he Is very nice and patriotic about his country. Gets gangbanged by raging hormonal British and American fangirls and frequently assfucking his dickgirl lover, Harry Is very nice and loved more. He can be a bit spoiled and a king to his managers and the rest of the cast, he Is a nice little boy and they know it. Also gets kidnapped by Queen Elizabeth for some reason...also a member of the Homos Got Talent Big Time Club.

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Niall Eleven

WANKER.

Harry's blonde-headed, British (looks Irish) nando eating waifu. He always like to do nothing but attract the queen, make Australian boys and girls cry,and fuck his fans. Also a flaming faggot and wears dresses and likes to fuck with Harry, but never like that (for some reason in the other world).

Liam Bitchtits

Me: I thought you quitted smoking and getting high!  Liam: What? quit my favorite thing? smoking and getting high? Ha!

Liam Is the total crackhead and the only straight one in the cast. He likes to attract every girl near her him. He is well known to get frequently raped by Zayn and smoke pot after his performance with the cast. In his room, he hides a giant bag of weed and condoms. He looks very light because of his frequent smoking and sometimes when he's high he thinks he's a god and attends his Horse counsel with Prince Harry or homosexual things with Louis which you don't want to know.

Zayn Hussein

As you can see, this Is a picture of THE Zayn Malik "Having It on" with some random fanboy.

Zayn, a.k.a. "Muslim Beefcake" Is the total homosexual with the shark teeth hair and black pearsing earrings, he Is the leader of this gay ass cast. He gets frequently gangraped by gay British fanboys and sits there jerking off his cock to Muslim porn. He enjoys raping Zayn, bending over to Simon Cowell, and mostly go fucking with Justin Bieber.

Louis B. Gay

Er...Um...This other one Is Louis B. Gay, the faggest fag in the team and likes to flirt with Niall near the envious and sensitive Harry. Like all English people, he is obsessed with caulk, his reflection, and GAY BUTTSECKS. He loves saying the word "WANKER" and "BLIMEY" and "BLOODY DEVIL" and speaks with a high british voice. He always wears gray to be attractive but It's not. He wishes to be Harry's boyfriend but since he's taken and since Harry locked him a special cage that will prevent him from flirting, He Is mostly starting war with Harry (They're friends) or have gay sex with him to surprise Niall in his room. Usually cries a lot because fangirls dressed as managers or agents like to rape his his long big tracts of attractiveness.

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These songs made like 8,000 girls run to the beach and cry.

[2]] Louis is doing it for the lulz.