My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

The abomination that is this.

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is a cartoon movie that was not made to get money at all. This movies presence in the brony fandumb proves that they will eat any shit served to them.

The "best not-reused-at-all" plot

IN A MAGICAL WORLD OF RAINBOWS AND FAGGOTRY AND SHIT, the new Marvelous Princess Twilight Sparkle was headed to her magical new home in the Canterlot place and did some shit. WHEN WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING SOME1 STOLE HER KROWN O NO and the bitch that stole the crown goes through a magic portal to the human dimension. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the theif about the le epic friendships!!!!!!!!

ABOUT 100 MILLISECONDS LATER they land in the MAGIC HUMAN WORLD and Twilight has to get the crown back. Along the journey Twilight reunites old friends and they team up to get the crown. The theif turns into a succubus at the last minute and the human mane 6 beat her with friendship powers (srsly)

And nothing of value was lost.

Reception

While the movie was a shit, many bronies believe that it is the best movie of all time. Of course, as with every movie like this, soccer moms were pissed, this time because their design was "Too revealing". The enlightened people of /mlp/ even like this pile of crap, proving once and for all that the bronies are worse than the sonic fandom.

How to troll EqG fans

• Say EqG was shit
• Ask them how Flash Sentry was
• Mention the credits and how this will be the last appearance of the retard Derpy Hooves
• Post EqG porn
• Compare EqG to Monster High
• Devastate their hopes of a series by mentioning its non-canon

See also

• fag
• brony
• furfag
• autism
• aspergers
• My Little Pony
• pedophilia