EvaGeeks

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Evageeks is a forum dedicated to autism and Neon Genesis Evangelion. it is well-known among other animu fags because they don't really know what the fuck do they talk about and they end up fapping their shit to Assuka Langely Sorryu or random blue-haired dicks and utterly abused waifus.

	“	Autism's in his heaven all's right with the world.	„
	—Anno's reaction to EGF

Forums

News and Feedback: This is where everyone complains about the shitty server with mods or admins. This section used to be called "The EGF attention whoring section dedicated to admins who started this forum and made its server straight from the toilet paper which they used to clean their shitty asses with". The Editorium: For discussion of and submissions for the EvaFags Wikipedophilia and gay marriage Commentary. Open to all faggots. Nobody gives a fuck about this section cuz there are enuf cocks to suck already.

Chit-Chat: This is a forum for autistic retarded discussion of Evanjellyun. Topics like "HOW LONG IS SHINJIS COCK?" or "WHICH EVA HAS THE LARGEST VAGINA?" belong here. This is the most populated category after the off-topic because members are faggots and don't even know what the fuck is an on-topic thread.

Discussion: This section is only for serious D33P shits about Emojellyun and features the most autistic kind of posters every day. This is the best place for trolling nerdy raging Evafags with retarded threads.

	“	Nearly all teenage boys are dumbfucks.	„
	—Quote of some random faggot who regretted about his gay life because he wasted all his childhood to get raped every day by his lesbian sister. Yeah we know ~~your~~ her secret.

Fandom Area: The place where everyone posts their own wet dream fanfiction about characters of the animu; if you really posted in this section from now on you have the official license to name your nigga's dick, cut it with your fucking scissor and fuck your own mother inside your Evajellyun unit suck-my-dick.

Everything Else: There you can pretend to be whoever you want and troll Evafaggots whenever you want because that's what they really want, a dick in their big hole filled with shit.

Completely and Utterly Off-Topic: The place where Evafags love to talk about how gay their lifes are, pretending to be a Shinji Ikari and dreaming of sucking a big huge black nazi cock someday or either talking about any other overhyped fucking shit ecchi animu like HOLY FUCKING DOG SHIT KILL LA KILL! SHITGEKI NO KYOJIN N BOKU NO PICO!!!!!!!1 By their own wiseness they learned to stick their small dicks in their fucking disk drives and decided to make a new video game section cuz they enjoy so much vibrators than anything else.

Graveyard: This is the only section where suicide attempts, pedo material, admin's porn, off-topic shitpost gets locked because admins are too busy playing with their microscopic dicks and finding a good treatment to increase their size to lose virginity at the young age of 70.

How to get banned

Post anything related to 4Chan
Post spoilers to troll Evanjellyun nerds
Pretend to be Anno and tell them they're a bunch of dickheaded bitches
Say that EVA is for retarded homo kids
Derail every thread you find on the forum
Post Rule 34 or pics of your cock in the Evanjellyon's Pic thread
Find every Sailor Moon fan on the forum and tell them they're the biggest whores in existence
Make a thread about dat comatose scene
Tell EGF you found a camrip of Enajellyon 4.0 and you're going to give it to them only if they'll show you a huge pic of their mom's vagina.