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Gorgeous George/The Crologies of GG
This page documents the crologies of GG failures.
2010
Gorgeous George show 1994-2010
The following message was sent out by the fat tranny at sometime on youtube.
ggshowrules 1 day ago "I've currently have decided with long thought and going back in forth to retire from the Gorgeous George Show. It pains me , but it is no longer fun anymore. I might change my mind about this, but for now, there will not be a 6 week season for the show, due to personal stuff that I'm dealing with. I might change my mind in the future and restart the show, but at this time, there will not be a 2010 season."
He`s pretty much saying that he is too butt hurt to do any of his horrible shitty shows and wants to quit.Which means that the goons have defeated G.A.Y and have ended the fats streak of false copyright flagging.
G.A.Y. followed up with this message.
ggshowrules 1 week ago "Sixteen years worth of priceless memories. I will be back, count on it."
Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season!
Photos of G.A.Y. from the 2010 season
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2010 season "BIGGER,FATTER, G.A.Y.ER! -
Still sporting a tire around his neck -
Evidence of GG being a result of inbred
The GAY recently stated he was retiring from his crappy show due to burnout. In all actuality, he only said that to use it as a decoy so none of the prank callers would call into his shitty show and make it worse(better). Therefore this signifies that George will always be stubborn and host his stupid show, and therefore, The Goons all over the internet should always have their phones ready to prank call the FAT! Here are videos of his 2010 season
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Note: George continues to look unkept and looks like he still needs to bathe. Also no surprise he has gained even more weight(no joke) this guy is easily weighing 400lbs! FAT FUCKING-
The G.A.Y. Life
GG has fallen on fat times and is looking for any kind of entertainment work. He is so desperate that he is signing up at all of these entertainment agencies on the Internet like Voice 123 which is a agency that hires voice talent (Obviously, DUH!).
Apparently he can do impersonations of all the current and great celebrities that all of the kiddies go gaga over these days like Howard Cosell, Ronald Reagan and Walter Cronkite. As you can see GG is up to date with all the happenings in our world.
He also says that he provides adult content which is code for he wants to do a video where he “Rubs dongs with your Daddy.”
If you want to hire GG you can go to http://voice123.com/georgeyarid The G.A.Y. profile on voice123.com BALEETED
Back in the spring of '09 he got cranked on his youtube account. GG actually thought he was going to fly to L.A. and shoot a comedy pilot for a show on the UHF channel KDOC. (giggle)
Space Mountain Barges on Richmond radio
12-21-10
Gorgeous George got over 45 complaints for his radio show and because of that he is now banned from 1450 WCLM. This was mainly due to a perverted “cover” of "Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire" (He also cursed several times during the show which didn’t help either). For example, instead of singing “Merry Christmas” he sung “Merry Clitmas” (Clever, ain’t he?) then there was a part of the song where he talked about molesting women from ages 1-93. Not only is he a pervert and possible rapist but child molester as well. This all happened within the first 15 minutes of the show.
Then for the next 30 minutes Gorgeous George got butthurt and whined and bitched about Sara. Basicaly calling her a lying whore (considering how much he loved Sue, that would still be an upgrade). He then, in a lame attempt, pretended that she called the show. The problem is the pod on her channel was so low that it was inaudible. Just like his Public Access show, he doesn't know how to control the equipment (mainly because his fingers were still sticky from eating Popeye's chicken); however, the last time he played it, the audio sounded suspiciously similar to Brenda. She has neither confirmed or denied this, then the idiot at the end of the show took calls and got pranked (what a fucking surprise). You can listen to the show here (5 parts):
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It was later learned that GG bought the time to be on the air once again lying that the station gave him the show.
Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"
Recently, the splooge haired pudgey accidently messaged a goon on youtube with some news, thinking they were PsychicBrenda1. It was about how his worthless ass doesn't in fact make a SIX INCOME FIGURE (Big surprise, right?), and is close to losing his "MANSION" that mommy gave him.
"Hey Brenda, my video Addressing this matter will be up by friday. I'm going to rip these a-holes a new one.
My main concern right now is saving my home and there is nothing I can do, just about coming close on having a nervous breakdown. I have to show the mortgage company my income and I have nothing to show them, since what I make is cash in hand with driving the taxi. Though I have to turn around and pay three hundred dollars a week for rental of the cab. Which makes me averaging maybe about 300.00 dollars a week. Even though New's Years eve I made that in one night. Though I can't count on that. So there is no consistency on my income. Plus the internet advertising is a bust. It wasn't as good like what I was doing at Magazine COMPANY I was working for.
I need guarantee income to save my home or if not the writing is on the wall. So as bad as it is in dealing with this internet bullshit from the assholes, it is only a secondary issue. I need to concentrate on keeping my home that I've been living for 38 years of my 42 years of my life. If I lose that house it will devastate me. I'm desperate and I need to make a steady income and average about 1,000 a week. This is ordeal is draining me and zapping my strength. What I'm thinking about is keeping the taxi job, but get something during the day that is steady and get rid of the internet advertising gig.Making the Taxi job nights only.
I need a win fall of dead presidents, or altogether equaling a 1,000 dollars a week to maintain my sanity.
I was going to get Angela to invest in a coffee house and she has been going back in forth with me and now the guy went up on the price. Now she and I just got off the phone with a heavy argument. Throwing her nasty insults at me about me living in poverty and how I can't do it without her help. Another fucking emotional roller coaster in dealing with her bullshit.
So Brenda, my life is little bit more entangle with angst than you thought. Anyway, the moral of this story, I need any help you can offer with this.
G G"
Maybe this will teach GG a little bit of humility. Now that he's soon to be cut from his mother's FAT, putrid, umbilical cord and has to deal with the REAL WORLD. A world where coupon sales and Takeout Taxi don't pay the mortgage. Could this be the end of the road for GG? The final nail in the coffin? Did George's entire existence finally DIE?!? I guess we just have to wait and see!...or maybe not because GG still lives in his muhmuh's house. He does this by working 12 hour days seven days a week. Something that all successful six-income-figure people do. :3
2011
Fat Fuck Goes On A Tirade....Again!( January 2011 edition)
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You Take The Cake George
Recently "The FAT White Tailed Mullet" observed his 43rd birthday, which to many is a huge shock due to having clogged arteries from always stuffing his fat face with food and still not yet having a stroke because of it.Some of the following photos shows how the Fat Pig prepares himself for eating his meals.
Gorgeous George Show Season 17(and potentially last...nah GG is being a drama queen)
On October 27,2011 the fat came back for a 17th season of his train wreck of a “show” (still on public access only because the people at UPN hadn’t noticed it yet.) In typical fashion GG proceeded to make an ass of out of himself and remind the world why he’s hated so much. Using his single old warty man mask (which now has a bigger cut on the bottom to get gg’s ever increasing chins inside) to make “hilarious skits”, along with Kevin acting as GG’s bitch monkey playing along doing whatever GG said because if he didn’t there’d be spankings after the show (probably would be anyways). George’s quality skits were backed up by a black guy with glasses, nick named “MC Special Ed”, who appears dead behind the eyes.
In the 3rd episode GG was trying to “care okee” What Kind of Love? By Rodney Crowell when his place got lost. Lulz ensued as he went ape shit, started cussing at the people in the back “Don’t like it? Get the fuck out of here. This is bullshit!” and yelling five times in a row to “RAISE IT UP!” in reference to him not being able to hear the song he was ruining.
After the first episode a Goon on YT called “westernestates” decided to make a review of GG’s show. This angered the fatass and he got it taken down. Unable to contain his rage GG then proceeded to use his allotment of snack food money for the week and go to the library to print off black and white copies of several of the goons faces. He then wore them later in the 3rd episode of the season in a segment called “Goon Dating”. After he was done “showing the Goons whose boss” he proceeded to go batshit insane and destroy the pictures with a golf club and pour Pepto-Bismol on them (which was really left over from his earlier 6 hour binge at nacho mamas).
On his 5th episode GG brought in a random cab driver named Bo he worked with (secretly a meth head, Sue’s buddy?) who GG was promoting some music the guy had done. While still lame and stupid the music ability and video Bo made was still over 9000x better than anything GG could ever hope to do. George has since used Bo in skits making fun of the goons (bringing back his black and white goon masks) and ‘giving the goons the spotlight’ even though gg swears he never does this.
2012
Gorgeous George 2012 Radio Show (June 2012)
George apparently had enough money left over from his taxi job that he decided to spend it on another radio show. As usual GG spent the whole time bitching about people on the internet who make fun of him and threatens them with lawsuits because they continue to upload the prank call videos that he says he doesn't need copyright or need to register them to the library of congress to flag them (in reality its just because he doesn't want people to see what a complete jackass he is in those videos, so if you have them upload them and share them with others. And tell others to do the same) All in all the entire 100 minutes GG spent on the airwaves was him just airing his dirty laundry and being butthurt that people continue to make fun of him.
Gorgeous George goes on a tirade against the internet for the 3rd year in a row! (7-23-2012 edition)
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It should be of note that GG uploaded the same videos to three youtube accounts because he's afraid that everyone will false flag them. What GG the false flagging hypocrite doesn't realize is only faggots and cowards do that.
Also GG finally admitted to driving a taxi & and selling coupons for a living. Believe it or not up until this point he actually tried to convience the netz that he was affluent, living in a huge mansion with ties to many celebrities. Sort of hard to claim you're shitting out money when you got a huge mortgage and are selling some elderly lady coupons for White Castle during the day and driving methed out trannys to Fieldens at night.
August 2012 Exposing Incidents
There have been several reports that George once again exposed himself, this time to a poor unfortunate young lady. Apparently GG walked into the grocery store (So he could continue to STUFF HIS FAT FACE!) to do more grocery shopping after he ate his 6th trips worth of groceries that day, when he went up to the female cash register and tried to hit on her, which she denied him (SHOCKER!) George then unzipped his pants and as he proceeded to whip out his 2inch dong, George shouted at her "You haven't had the opportunity to see Gorgeous George in the RAW BABY!" The girl screamed and called for management to report what just happened. GG, with his pants still halfway down, became startled and ran out the door with his bare ass still showing for everyone to see, quickly got into his car and before he got the chance to shut the door completely, GG floored it, spilling some of his leftover groceries from one of his stops earlier and left a trail of rice krispies and milk in the entire parking lot.
Then to top the cherry on the fail sundae he was caught doing something else earlier in the month. GG was spotted at a little league game. At some point he had to go to the port-o-potty (Probably because him and Matt were getting hot and bothered at the young boys in their uniform). He was masterbauting with a fevered fury when a person who had to actually go opened the door. That's right, GG was too stupid and horny to lock the door. He immediately became embarrassed and ran out with his pants half off. In his hasty exit he wasn't looking and tripped over a rock on the way to the parking lot.
2013
The Magic Matt Saga
On July 2,2011. It was discovered that George's former co-host "Magical Matt" who he mentions on his website, was arrested on July 9,2001 for AGGRAVATED SEXUAL BATTERY ! Seems like GG surrounds himself with self-loathing garbage and social outcasts.(You know like he says that the goons are a bunch of social outcasts) Once again the irony is mind boggling.
Here's the link showing the mugshot Matthew Patrick Tatum (Magical Matt, GG's former co-host at the beginning of his show)and his charges! [[1]]
GG believing that Matt was 100% innocent had no qualms about a child rapist moving in to his home. He defended him to everyone that confronted about his decision until recently when in another lolsuit Matt testified against him. Apparently child fucking is OK but not the backstabbing in the back. GG bawed and threw him out immediately once again giving lulz to the masses.
Fontaine has deaded
Back in early 2013 GG found out that his beloved pet had a tumor in his nose. The vets said his prognosis wasn't good and he should probably be put to sleep. GG being the selfish psychopath decided he would raise the money and prolong his dogs suffering. The first thing he did was curse out the vet that treated Fontaine saying that he donated thousands of dollars a year and he should get special treatment. When that failed GG e-begged on several websites asking for $5,000. He raised a total of $80. Instead of admitting failure GG prolonged his dogs agony for months until (what a shocker) he died. The first thing GG did was buy radio time on RCAN so he could bitch about it.
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Gorgeous George The Documentary?
Brandon Hardesty best known for his Gorgeous George Parodies is planing on doing a documentary of the fat pig. It's been something that he planned for years but GG didn't entertain the idea until recently due to his immense butthurt. On GG's last show in 2013 Brandon dropped by and was given the red carpet treatment. It's lulzy because Brandon was at one time GG's archenemy. There are already signs the documentary is in trouble including the fact that GG thinks it's a joint effort. We all know GG rules his image with an iron fist and if Brandon is not careful it will look like the North Korean documentary A Day In The Life.
Starts at the 52 minute mark.