Turning Red

Turning red is a horrible movie that combines a chink with 13-year-old girl twitter humor in a attempt at creating a “funny“ movie. Set in the frozen wasteland of canæda, it tells the boring story of some chink named “Mei” who magically turns into a red panda, even though everyone can see its a shitty metaphor for periodz.

Created by child molesters at Disney, this film is so fucking awful that it makes a pile of horseshit seem to have more comedic value than this film can ever achieve. Only grossing about 18 million dollars of jew gold on a 175 MILLION BUDGET ???????, it shows that Pedowood can’t even make good films anymore to brainwash us with.

Twitter immediately pretended that this film was somehow good despite 99% of all people with 1 IQ point knowing that it is boring, pedo garbage. A massive lollercoasters ensued giving genuine criticism to Disney and the director Domee Chi (who?) about how disgsuting this film is. Nobody even paid to watch it because it’s that awful.

Characters

• Mei - A 13 year old chink who ends up prostituting herself for Monopoly money using her “Panda”. Lives in the “diverse” city of Toronto.

• Ming Lee - Some old hag who tries so hard to prevent Mei from being a whore and doing typical chink parent shit.

• Priya - Dothead “kewl girl” who has the most cringe-worthy lines and character that it makes feces look like a magnum opus compared to this steaming trash.

• Hyein - Some short mutt or whatever she is who is also the same cringe garbage.

• Jin Lee - Probably the only enjoyable character in this entire movie. No cringeworthy degeneracy, just a father character who doesn’t try hard to be lulzworthy.

Plot

In the middle of the shithole wasteland of Canæda, Mei lives in the degenerate hellhole of Toronto in the 2000s. She is becoming of age, therefore she magically turns into a panda one night. She loses her shit obviously, then her mother tries to comfort her with period pads (LOLLL). Mei’s friends end up coming over and awe at the fact that she looks like a walking tampon.

Mei’s hair magically turns orange and now she is stingy. She attends school and whatnot, but finds out that a boyband is coming to Torontostan. She and her “friends” decide to be able to see this overrated garbage concert they’ll be doing in a few weeks, she will have prostitute herself out by showing all the 13-year-old boys in her neighborhood her “panda”.

They end up following through and make a good amount of Jew gold. Mei finds out that she is short, but some mulatto offers her like 300$ to prostitute herself at his party. She attends and whatnot on the night of a chink ritual her family is doing. The mulatto ends up scamming her which makes her scratch him. Her mom finds out that she was whoring herself out and hit the boy, so she is punished.

On the night of the concert she runs to it with her friends and a massive battle ensues with her mom. Her chink family ends up casting a spell to make her human again, which magically works and Canæda is saved.

That’s literally the entire plot of this garbage. Don’t watch it.

Should u see this movie?

No. It’s fucking awful. If you want to see it, atleast pirate it like everyone else did. All this movie has going for it is retarded Twitter fangirls who think this movie represents why their degeneracy is ok.

What does the interwebs think of this movie?

Like every Disney movie, degenerates started making a fuckton of Rule 34 instantly because it involves an underage girl. Faggots like you enjoy that shit, so people drew and made 3D porn of this garbage film because it probably will be more entertaining to jerk off to lolis than actually watching this movie.

See Also

• Disney
• Pedowood
• Chinks
• Canæda
• Torontostan