G-Zay

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G-Zay was one of dozens of online aliases used by a former Wikipedophile and troll from lame old London. Some of his other aliases were Galvanizer, Galvanization, GZay2Stay, and GZay_Returns. He currently goes by the aliases 1Truth, Vagrant_XII, and Azure Sky. He had the habit of creating hoaxes on the internet after he found out how to use proxies.

Lies On Wikipedia And Forums

G-Zay is best known for spreading lies about Square Enix and Final Fantasy related topics on message boards such as GameFAQs. He used to add his fake info to Wikipedia articles and then posted it on forums claiming he just read it on Wikipedia. When he added his lies to Wikipedia, he would use hard to check or plain non-existent sources as references, often mixing them with legitimate truths so they would be hard to verify. G-Zay's fake info spread from Wikipedia and GameFAQs to NeoGAF and even video game magazines and websites. When the nature of his conduct was exposed, Wikipedia quickly banned him from any further editing. G-Zay immediately posted an apology:

	“	In essence, what I was doing was not spreading lies, but spreading the truth with references that were lies. My actions have been wrong and I believe I should be excluded from editing ASAP. I say this for the sake of Wikipedia readers, other contributors and for my own psychological well being. If nobody discovered what I was doing, I fear it would have eventually spread over to other pages outside of Square Enix staff. It's become an addiction for me. Not just my misleading edits, but editing Wikipedia in general. It was something I started just correcting some spelling and grammar and it has now evolved into typing entire, lengthy pages with fake references. I think my ban is a much needed rehabilitation.	„
	—G-Zay trying to do damage control before his ban

His Favorite Lies

G-Zay could actually be confused for a faulty computer program with all the same old bullshit he posts in his hundreds of Hiroyuki Ito and Final Fantasy XII threads weekly. Much of his lies revolve around hyping up Hiroyuki Ito as the greatest game designer alive and the driving creative force behind the Final Fantasy series, while reducing everyone else's roles at Square Enix to incompetent fools only serving coffee to the glorious Ito-sama.

If you ever encountered a forum thread with the following statements there is a 50% 90% chance it's by G-Zay:

• Fake info on a spiritual Final Fantasy XII successor spread on GameFAQs and other forums while claiming it's "rumors" found on Wikipedia, 2ch, or in some magazine
• Hiroyuki Ito is directing Final Fantasy XV no wait Final Fantasy XVI.
• Hiroyuki Ito did fucking everything while Yoshinori Kitase wiped the floors made Ito coffee.

G-Zay's everlasting love for Hiroyuki Ito goes so far that he visits every single Final Fantasy launch event in London to pester all other developers with questions about Ito. He then posts fake answers to them on GameFAQs. G-Zay apparently did ask Hironobu Sakaguchi who could save the Final Fantasy series but he later changed the wording of his question so often, nobody really knows what was actually asked.

It's A Disease?

Separated at birth?

There is strong evidence pointing towards G-Zay suffering from a condition known as pathological lying. He is known for making up lies and mixing it with some truths to make himself appear more credible and interesting. He often claims to have achieved something great and then refuses to provide evidence, later saying that those who didn't believe him are liars. For example when he was a member of FinalFantasy-XIII.net he kept posting lies about his sexuality, gender, and looks:

	“	So I got the chance to read the notes written about me from a man that interviewd me for a job I applied for. This line was both good and bad to read: "Galvin came in and greeted me and sat down in the chair provided for him. He had a lot of hair and was a very good-looking man, I thought he might be actually be gay but I didn't bother asking." *Facepalm* So if a guy looks hot he's gay? WTF? I can understand if a guy acts feminine somebody thinking he's gay but thinking somebody is a faggot just because they look good with no make up is just wrong. I mean my voice is as deep as Vincent's in AC and I'm as emo as Cloud but just because I'm better looking than an ugly to average looking girl that means I'm a fag? FAIL!	„
	—G-Zay

	“	I meant like, I look so hot that even without wearing make up I'm good looking. I'm this hot without make-up: (posts Dirge of Cerberus pic of Vincent Valentine)	„
	—G-Zay on his looks before he posted a photo of himself

	“	I'm not really a guy. :p	„
	—G-Zay

	“	Well, I'm actually a girl so that's the pic you'll be getting. I'm a lesbian girl and that interview was for one I attempted to cross dress for. The interviewer still thought I was a guy due to my masculine suit, deep voice and body language but my looks made him think I was a fag.	„
	—G-Zay

	“	Maybe I should provide some history about me before I post my picture. I've been attracted to girls since early puberty. I got into games thanks to my Game Boy Color and Pokemon for Christmas when I was 13. I got into Final Fantasy from seeing Advent Children. I'm very, very excited about FFXIII as Lightning may ending up being a lesbian. I think she's very pretty so I'd like to play as somebody like that.	„
	—G-Zay

Neither G-Zay nor some Facebook girl he knows

	“	OK, here's my Facebook profile pic. I will not provide any other pic. Sorry. (posts stock photo "beautiful black woman")	„
	—G-Zay

	“	LOL! I was playin'. That was a photo of some girl I know that I swiped from her facebook page. That whole thread was full of fail. I thought people realised that anyway?	„
	—G-Zay

His behavior of being willing to eventually admit but making up more lies when confronted just goes to show that he is a pathological liar. He normally claims that he lies just because other people do so. For example he said after his Wikipedia ban that the entire site was full of lies and made up sources. G-Zay even admitted to have been in a mental hospital once. He claimed that he was institutionalized because of his shyness and that he has stalked girls and watched porn since he was 12 years old. Given that he's batshit insane this is probably all true despite his comments in the same thread:

	“	LMAO! :D People take personas on the internet way, way too seriously. Everything I've just typed is complete BS but I just enjoy lying on the internet. Don't take the **** I type so seriously, it's just for the thrill of typing BS about myself and having people fall for it. I'm the definition of an internet social troll. The only thing true about what I've said in this topic is that I want Agitha in ZWii with more goth loli dresses. The rest is BS but it's just too easy and fun to lie on the internet. Nothing personal against IGN, I lie on every forum I'm a member of. I keep the real me offline.	„
	—G-Zay

	“	I'm not ugly; I just don't really care about sex. I’m not even a virgin but I sort of wish I still was as being a virgin is kinda cool, IMO. For me, the internet is a place where you can type any random **** and not worry about anyone physically beating you over the head about it. That's what I love about it and I take that liberty and use it to the extreme for fun. It's the feeling of typing some made up **** and people actually believing it that I love about the internet.	„
	—G-Zay

Zodiac Brave Theory

In another of his bait-and-troll threads he posted about having written a lengthy "thesis" on Final Fantasy XII that's supposedly so groundbreaking it will make any non-Ito-fanboy's brain explode. People didn't buy it and G-Zay failed to deliver on his release date thus more lulz ensued. GameFAQs has taken a liking to trolling the hell out of him for it, especially after G-Zay admitted to the theory being another of his fakes.

	“	I'm a troll and the Zodiac Brave Theory doesn't exist.	„
	—G-Zay telling the truth for once

Trolling Him Back

He accepted his defeat like a man

• Drop him a line will ya? [email protected] or [email protected].

• Reply to all his new GameFAQs posts with a link to this page

More Lulz

• The moment G-Zay turned into a Kitase hater and Ito fanboy?

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