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j/k stands for "just kiking" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of shekels, land, or sex.

Usage

This is how you would use j/k in an everyday situation

Futhman: I hate Jews
Quasidan: :'(
Futhman: j/k ;-)
Quasidan: OIC lol

Note: Futhman is lying when he says j/k in this context. We all know jews suck.

J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique

  • Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby absolving you from any offense that might have been taken (see also dubious disclaimer).

Example:

OP posts in amipregnant: "I hate everyone who gets pregnant out of wedlock . You are all whores. j/k"
pregnant bitch: wtf that's not cool.
OP: chill out broad, I said j/k!

Alternate Spellings

Traditional spelling of j/k
  • j/k
  • jk
  • JK
  • j\k
  • just kaying
  • jking
  • joshing
  • jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
  • just kidding

Alternate Meanings

  • Jay Kay is also lead singer for pop-house band Jamiroquai[1].
  • JK can also stand for Jedi Knight
  • JK can also stand for John Kerry
  • JK can also stand for Jewish Konspiracy
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