User:HellenicTrapstar/Eshays

eetswa brah this is a work in progress bruh

As America and Canada has her wiggers and rednecks and England her chavs,pikeys and roadmen, and Ausfailia has her bogans, but that was not enough for the land down under, as they had to create a group of people even more vile then bogans.

Although extremely closely related to Australia beloved Bogans, Eshays are worse in every single way.

How To Identify an Eshay

• surprisingly proficient at Pig latin (Using words like Eestwa, Bruh, Addlay and Cunt.)
• Fake gucci and other luxury items
• Constantly Vaping
• Playing Aussie Drill music from their 5 dollar speakers.
• Only having the Freshest (Fake or Stolen) Gear
• Stabbing each-other because they are not from the same postcode.

Spotting an Eshay

Eshays love to only wear the fresh gear such as

• striped polo shirts
• any nautica, polo RL
• tommy hilfiger gear
• trackpants
• sports shorts
• Nike TNs Shox or airmax's
• Any bulge in an eshays pants aint his dick (Its too small) it's most likely his knife, shank or vape.

When Eshays Attack

Confrontations with Eshaykind are a danger that all Australians and visitors to Australia must deal with on an almost daily basis, luckily unlike their bogan cousins, Eshay are pissweak and cowardly the only real problem is their group of course these are easy to escape from by simply pointing and screaming " Look bra, that some sweet tns bra" all eshays should look away long enough for you to GTFO, eshays due to their years of vaping and weed have destroyed their lungs and stamina meaning it should be a easy getaway.