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Dowww

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An amazing portrait of the subject in almost complete SJW makeup

Dowww is yet another Eldritch horror which crawled from the depths of septic tank known as Deviantfart. Among some of the special fragile snowflakes he earned the title of "the most famous Art Thief of the whole Halo/My Little Pony shit out there, surfing the internet", which is cancerous enough by itself and nobody would give the slightest shit about kid if not for some entitled moron, who thought that this person, out of all the shit that's on internet, deserves a page on ED.


Well, he's a bit ugly I guess...?


Characterization

Let's give mic back to the original author:

"Dowww's just a little faggot kid who likes smoking weed, trash talk people and insult those who don't give him what he wants, basically, a brat. What's even funnier is the fact that he claims to have friends, claims to be an hacker and yet again claims to have the balls to face someone else. Nah, we all know that's just some stupid bullshit. Let's then go on and travel in the wonderful world of dowww, king of faggots!"

- The tumor has spoken

As we can see, the person in question is rather successful at stirring polyfaggotry and making otherwise morons generate laughter for all of us to enjoy, despite being most likely a furry. When Dowww is not browsing art he wants to steal, he writes delicious blog posts.

   
 
...he saed me so i could find my new love..her name is destiney, the most amazing girl ive ever met..i love her so much..
 

 
 

—Dowww is being emotional when talking about creature captured on the picture above


ART THIEF OMG!!!!!!11111

Despite claims that Dowww is somehow the 'greatest' and 'king' of faggots/thiefs, reality seems much more benign. One quick glance at profile gallery shows that, like any other user of that one trash pile, he is more interested in photographing his own mug and drawing shitty sketches of pony he wants to shove his dick into (although, there's a possibility of some drama occurring in 2013 that led him to delete fucking everything).

Still, even until this day, there are triggered 'artists' telling Dowww to go fuck himself and stop stealing shit (poor bastards don't understand how internet works it seems). Looking at profile as of 2016, the art that is possibly stolen is some hooves that guy most likely wants his sweet girlfriend to wear during midnight furry orgies. Who knows? Subject refuses to contact and provide additional juicy details.


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