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Maniacs Murder Cult
Maniacs Murder Cult (Russkie: Маньяки: культ убийства, lit. "Maniacs: Cult of Murder") is an ultra edgy Slavic white supremacist organization that was founded in 2017 by Ukrainian Neo-Nazi Yegor Krasnov卐, thus undermining the Lame Stream Media's narrative that Ukraine is totally not filled with Nazis. The Maniac Murder Cult or "М.К.У." specializes in terrorism, murder, posting of soyjaks and coming up with extremely fucking retarded plots to murder Jewish children in the United States.
In 2024, the FBI arrested the current leader of М.К.У., the aptly named Commander Butcher, whom they identified as a "Georgian national" since they apparently forgot that Georgia is actually a state. Michail Chickachickaboomboom was charged with conspiring to commit mass murder in New York by getting some random guy to dress up as Santa Claus and hand out poisoned candy to little Jewish kids on New Years Eve. Needless to say, this plot failed since Jews are not particularly known for having the spirit of Christmas or Halloween within them.
Early Days
In 2017, Yegor Krasnov卐 a.k.a. Maniac, a young Ukrainian Neo-Nazi skinhead living in Dnipro, created a Telegram channel called М.К.У. Чат in order to hang out with his homosexual friends and talk about how much they all hate Jews and minorities and love the cock.
—Butcher, demonstrating what М.К.У. Чат was like |
In 2019, members of MKU Chat decided to emulate their local heroes, the legendary Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, and began circulating videos of themselves beating the shit out of homeless people and camelfuckers on their Telegram channel. Among those attacked was a Syrian rapefugee named Al Massalmeh Mrshed, who ended up spending over two months in the hospital.
Yegor himself was eventually arrested after plotting to commit multiple terrorist attacks in Russia.
Joining the Maniacs Murder Cult
—Commander Butcher, on how to join М.К.У. |
—DEATH TO AMERICA! |
The Poor Dumbass' James Bond
Redacted
The FBI attempted to redact the username "nastrond.666" from the logs, but failed as they didn't understand that placing a black box over the text doesn't actually remove the text from the PDF.
—human666grinder |
—human666grinder |
—Commander Butcher, engaging in community service |
—Hater's Handbook, 3rd Edition |
See Also
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