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Joel Hawkins

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This little page here is for a special person, read on to hear about the saddest excuse for a person in history.




About

Joel Hawkins, real name Marcus Caparco, is a 17 year old artist from the state of Rhode Island. He spends most of his time drawing terrible pornographic images of anthro animals, or dicking around. He has no real life, along with no real friends to hang around. This person has a terrible history, as long with a terrible future ahead of him. Uses his autism as an excuse to be rude to people. Is also riddled with ADHD, and probably many other issues.

Furaffinity Page: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/oegamiom Other furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rhodeisland/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/spicypepperoni?fref=ts

All known about user

From personal experiences, and from others, there is many things we can include about this user. He is a liar, manipulator, cheater, terrible person, terrible friend, terrible son, ect.

Joel has cheated in many relationships, and has a disgusting obsession with "role play", the act of pretending to be your 'fursona'. He loves to "role play" some NSFW (18+) things. Do not get into that with him unless you want to hear about his disgusting urine and fart fetishes. He's also not legal, remember that.

He loves to put the blame onto other people and "play victim". It's 'never his fault' but always the other parties. He loves to then go around and talk about people, making racist remarks, draw other's 'fursonas' in terrible ways, makes fun of self harm, promotes suicide, misgenders people, ect. So he's pretty much Tumblr in a nutshell.

He loves to make his hard working mother spend 100's of dollars onto him, for his hair, computer, games, ect. He is 17, still stuck in 11th grade, has no job, no car, nothing to really be proud of. But he still puts the hard onto his mother no matter what. He loves to bribe people for free things like art and money. Most likely he asks for NSFW art so he can jerk himself to it. He uses the money for weed, which is illegal in the state of RI.