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User:NAMxZ/Oly the cat
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Basics of Nikki
Nikki Olyfer also known as Nikki Kitty born in moscow, russia is your basic scene kid and furfag whos parents kick him out at age 18 because no one wants a Furfag hipster living off them.. He usauly goes around the country bumming off people, Raging at 10 years old on call of duty, and claiming how he can kick every ones ass. All this started after a week of him moving in, he claimed he was trying to get a job instead he was playing video games and getting buttsecks. He even tried to spread communism to a roomie with pride for America and wouldn't tolerate communism. This resulted in lulz from the hipster faggot who was one of those off the boat Russians . He found out about another roommate's interest in Dungeons and Dragons and decided to play it, rather poorly, some people are too nice even in gaming worlds.
The starting of the lulz..
So one night Nikki Was acting hot shit.. And told a roomie he was with who gave him a home and food. he could beat his ass.. Over a prank. (Shaving cream in face) So one night. the roomie shadowfox Came over to nikki when he was going on how a game sucks because he lost.. And shadowfox Told him to Shut the fuck up. and he said "Make me" This lead to shadowfox Beating his ever loving ass just like Nikki's Daddy should have. There is even more, he claimed since he was a Russian, he could drink everyone under the table, a roommate mixed some drinks and 2 drinks later he was on the floor, protip if you are a scene kid do not under any circumstances claim you can drink anybody under the table especially an Irish guy. lulz ensued when it was revealed that the bartender for the day/night took a pic of him passed out and passed it on to someone else, our raging scene kid said he would get shadowfox back for the pic, it never happened because he's too big a bitch to do it. There was also an argument that occurred between the scene kid and the dumbass who got him here in the first place in which the scene kid tried to bite the hand that helped him, doesnt seem very smart right?
Music
Nikki has a emo band named when the woods cry. It considers of screaming and talking about how the world sucks, even funnier is most of the band members never turned up for practice and the band isnt really around anymore, they never made 1 song talk about a disappointment. Its been known before that nobody likes emo bands because their music preaches the benefits of suicide and wrist cutting. Like all emo kids, his favorite bands consist of Linkin Park and other emo bands nobody listens to anymore.
Nikki's Sexuality
Nikki is one of the biggest queers that have ever walked the earth, He has more emotional outburts than sarah palin on lexapro. He does act like a butch lesbain but as for any women or women like creatures they just need to be beat and shoved in the fucken kitchen. He says hes straight yet he admits to going to certain furries houses and having Raunchy gay buttsecks with them. This is a symptom of homophobia so to cover up his HIV.
