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User:Zaiger
How to pronounce "Mantequilla".
On My Style Of Adminning
On Mon, Jul 15, 2013 at 11:17:06AM -0700, Linus Torvalds wrote: > On Mon, Jul 15, 2013 at 11:04 AM, Sarah Sharp > <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > However, I am serious about this. Linus, you're one of the worst > > offenders when it comes to verbally abusing people and publicly tearing > > their emotions apart. > > Yes. And I do it partly (mostly) because it's who I am, and partly > because I honestly despise being subtle or "nice". > > The fact is, people need to know what my position on things are. And I > can't just say "please don't do that", because people won't listen. I > say "On the internet, nobody can hear you being subtle", and I mean > it. > > And I definitely am not willing to string people along, either. I've > had that happen too - not telling people clearly enough that I don't > like their approach, they go on to re-architect something, and get > really upset when I am then not willing to take their work.
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My Kickass RV
I bet you thought I was going to talk about my pride and joy, the masterful RV I fondly call the "Road Fucker". Well, we will have to get to that next week, as I have been "asked" by those shit eating scoundrels at the FCC to tone down my site, and introduce a little ethnic and diversity sensitivity. Shit! I saw Roots...I think. That was the one with JJ Walker...right??
With all this happy horse shit about "diversity", I thought I would open my own Diversity Training company. Seems like it might be a way to score some choice ethnic ass.
Let's look at the following people. You will note that the woman on the left is obviously a dyke. The fellow? next to her is of course a faggot ass faggot. The bitch to his right is a whore whose only purpose in life is to make me happy. To the right of the choice bitch is a dog, and to the dog's right is a fellow who likes to shoot up and fondle goats.
Well, in the politically correct world...I should not say the following : "Hey stupid worthless dyke, there's a faggot queer standing next to you!" "Say bitch in the purple dress, why don't you wear a thong for me...filthy whore."
You see, in the diverse work place, I should not tell my receptionist to dress more "whore like", as all she is good for is rectal carnage. (Even thought it is true, I need to watch my ass, as I do not want to lose another job, just as my fiasco at Depends Inc.)
The moral of the story is, if you want to call that secretary of yours a fat moose who is so disgusting she should just shoot herself, make sure you are good and drunk on gin. That way, you have a very good excuse for telling that fat bitch how it is.
To Do
- Download and reupload ED related videos to YT Here they are
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