Northern Florida

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Northern Florida, also known as redneck nation,

It is also sometimes referred to as The Pedophile State because of the massive number of pedophilia crimes occurring there. Jared loves coming down to pick up and molest one of his below minimum wage, below minimum age employees at least once every thursday at any of his available chains next to Pubix. Other visiting celebrities like to partake in doing teh drugs off of underage girls' thirteen year old boy chests. (See Justin Beiber or Drake). Investigators suggest this is probably related to it being a penis-shaped peninsula. It could also be because it's just so damn EASY to steal a child from a Disney theme park...

It is a proven fact that Northern Florida is also the cosplay drama capital of the world, and has been for at least 100 years. People such as Pikabellechu and Kelly Kalogerakos reside there. Cosplay is as ghey there as it's ever been anywhere else, but it's accepted more because old people don't what a pokey man is, aside from the nice guy that likes to take their grandchildren into the back of his van.

See Also

• Rednecks