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Nuclear War

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Nuclear War is when the Big Boys come out and play, or rather the select few of the Rich and Government officials descend into their hardened bunkers, like Cheyenne Mountain or Raven Rock, 2,000 feet below the surface and deep into the bedrock, stocked with months of food, water and other amenities to insure their survival while You are either atomized from a ground zero blast, die from third degree burns or have the best week of your life as you feel better than you ever have as your hair falls out and you die from radiation sickness.

Nuclear War comes in 2 flavors. Strategic Nuclear War is where everyone, except the rich, the Sand Niggers making their home in the middle of nowhere and the jungle niggers in the Amazon are pretty much fucked because the Earth most likely will be reduced to a gigantic pile of Kitty Litter because the goal is to hit large cities, Military Bases and infrastructure such as factories and shipping yards. Then there's Tactical Nuclear War, which uses smaller yield weapons - compared to Strategic Nuclear War and in theory are to be used on the battlefield with friendly forces somewhere in the immediate area as a way to take out large forces of troops, tanks etc so that friendly troops can advance more easily.

Strategic Nuclear War

Have you ever had that one country that just pissed you off to no end and you wanted to see it permanently removed from the map and a giant crater replacing its spot on the map? For those of us here are ED it's France. We can't stand those uppity, snail slurping frogs and their unwarranted conceit. Their only decent contribution to the world being Pasteurization because who really wants the Hershey Squirts after eating a bowl of Froot Loops?

There's good News for you, if you're the Dictator of an oppressed, nuclear armed, third world country. All you need to do is let fly a couple dozen 100 or more Kiloton nukes at their capital, population centers, industry and military bases while laughing your ass off, over the phone, to that country's leader.

The big problem with this tactic, and this is a biggie, is that once your chosen country to destroy's satellites picks up your launches, the bad guys will be rushing to launch their nukes before yours have a chance to hit and take out all their offensive weapons.

This will most likely lead to a domino effect that has other Nuclear armed Countries firing at you and your allies or at your enemy and their allies.

What has saved us during the last 80 years from this mess is that rationale, level headed, intelligent White countries like the U.S. and England have guided us through these turbulant waters without incident. It was when the non-whites like the Cow Worshipers, Rag Heads, Jews and the Yellow Bastards from Best Korea started getting their hands on them that the world started to become perturbed to a point that Nuclear War seems likely, almost imminent.

Need more proof? Look at what happened when the Island Niggers in Cuba got their hands on a few nukes. They were looking for an excuse to start World War 3. It was only through the leadership and perserverance of an all white, American President and War hero that we were able to find our way out of that mess.