Herbivore

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Herbivore men or grass-eater men (草食(系)男子 Sōshoku(-kei) danshi?) are a new type of fucktardization from Japan. It should not be confused with vegan. In Japan a man who is interested in sex is said to be "hungry for flesh". Men not interested in sex are said to be (metaphorically) herbivores. Herbivore men are a mutant offspring of anime culture, nerd culture, basement dwellers, video game culture and faggotry. They should all be killed with fire. A somewhat similar trend in America is called "MGTOW" or Men Going Their Own Way. Herbivore men usually act effeminately, wear girl's make up, are terrified of women, and are not interested in careers or making money. In other words they are sort of like some hybrid of hippies and faggots only with better hygiene and without the buttsecks and AIDS. Japan is utterly doomed at this point and can only await their inevitable cultural death and conquest by China.

Hypermasculine Japanese man. Herbivore men are much more effeminate.

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Japanese Women Respond

Japanese cock. Girls do not want.
Gaijin cock. Japanese girls hunt for these.

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Gaijin Hunters

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