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[[File:GroupShotValenti.jpg|thumb| '''Jessica Valenti''' [[almost raped]] by [[Bill Clinton]]]]
[[File:Jessica valenti irl.jpg|thumb|Emancipated Jessica Valenti not giving a fuck IRL]]
'''Jessica Valenti''' is a self-confessed [http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html "dirty whore"], and founder and executive editor of [http://www.Feministing.com Feministing.com], one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a [[feminist]] without involving yourself in [[fisting]]. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist). '''Jessica''' got herself embroiled in the '''"BoobGate" [[Drama]]''' with 'Ann Althouse in September 2006 by flirting her titties with [[Bill Clinton]].  
[[File:Jessica valenti guardian picture byline photo.png|thumb|[[Hypocrite|Jessica]] as she appears to Guardian readers]]
'''Jessica Valenti''' is a self-confessed [http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html "dirty whore"], and founder and executive editor of [http://www.Feministing.com Feministing.com], one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a [[feminist]] without involving yourself in [[fisting]]. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist).


Ms Valenti is employed by [[Communist|soft-left]] [[Britfag]] [[Comic|newspaper]] [[The Guardian]] for her sensible and well-reasoned critiques of modern life as seen from a feminist perspective. As can be seen from photographs, Ms Valenti has no truck with forms of female subjugation to the [[Male Gaze]] such as. e.g., wearing make-up, having your hair carefully styled, smiling all the time, or [[This looks shooped|allowing your photo to be retouched.]]
Since she is in no way a massive hypocrite, Ms Valenti would never protest furiously about being [[Almost raped|wolf-whistled]] in public and then turn around a few years later and [[Attention whore|complain that she was no longer being wolf-whistled]] because she was [[DO NOT WANT|too old.]] Except she did exactly that, and [[Victim complex|blamed society for making her feel sad]].<br>
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File:Batheinmaletears.png|Stay classy Jessica. Nobody wants to know about your [[Male Tears]] fetish
File:GroupShotValenti.jpg|[[Almost raped|Standing]] by [[Bill Clinton]] during 'Boobgate' (2006)
File:Jessica valenti hurr durr.jpg|Opinion incoming!
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[[File:Batheinmaletears.png|thumb|Stay classy Jessica. Nobody wants to know about your [[Male Tears]] fetish.]]
 
[[File:Jessica valenti guardian column doublethink stupidity.jpg|right|200px]]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100117094504/http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/woman/feminazis/femi.html Jessica & Her sister's Official Profile]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100117094504/http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/woman/feminazis/femi.html Jessica & Her sister's Official Profile]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html Original '''"BoobGate" Controversy''']
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html Original '''"BoobGate" Controversy''']

Revision as of 22:47, 23 November 2016

Emancipated Jessica Valenti not giving a fuck IRL
Jessica as she appears to Guardian readers

Jessica Valenti is a self-confessed "dirty whore", and founder and executive editor of Feministing.com, one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a feminist without involving yourself in fisting. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist).

Ms Valenti is employed by soft-left Britfag newspaper The Guardian for her sensible and well-reasoned critiques of modern life as seen from a feminist perspective. As can be seen from photographs, Ms Valenti has no truck with forms of female subjugation to the Male Gaze such as. e.g., wearing make-up, having your hair carefully styled, smiling all the time, or allowing your photo to be retouched.

Since she is in no way a massive hypocrite, Ms Valenti would never protest furiously about being wolf-whistled in public and then turn around a few years later and complain that she was no longer being wolf-whistled because she was too old. Except she did exactly that, and blamed society for making her feel sad.


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Jessica on YouTube

Jessica is a typical dyke and holds a natural grudge against men, because they have the dicks and therefore make the rules. Of course, she would never admit that and her throbbing lust for cock so she talks fake shit about men online. Since there are no logical arguments against male superiority, Jessica and her wannabe feminazi cunts can only whine about their shitty lives, experiences with the superior sex and how the world treats them badly on Jewtube.

As the typical fuck face she is, approaching Jessica with logic, facts, scientifical evidence or eloquent arguments is senseless, because she deletes all negative comments on her videos anyway. It is also stated, that comments telling her 'to suck one's cock' or to 'stfu' are futile too, while they still might bring slight lulz.

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