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Jesse Osborne is an edgy 14 year old faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, ADAM LANZA. Remember, that one autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and shot 20 kids. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his high score but some fatass was lurking in the school and bellyflopped on Jesse. | Jesse Osborne is an edgy 14 year old faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, ADAM LANZA. Remember, that one autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and shot 20 kids. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his high score but some fatass was lurking in the school and bellyflopped on Jesse. | ||
The fatass himself. The typical basement dweller actually went outside. | The fatass himself. The typical basement dweller actually went outside. | ||
Revision as of 06:21, 28 November 2016
Jesse Osborne is an edgy 14 year old faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, ADAM LANZA. Remember, that one autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and shot 20 kids. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his high score but some fatass was lurking in the school and bellyflopped on Jesse. The fatass himself. The typical basement dweller actually went outside.