Jessica Valenti

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Emancipated Jessica Valenti not giving a fuck IRL

Jessica as she appears to Guardian readers

Jessica Valenti is a self-confessed "dirty whore", and founder and executive editor of Feministing.com, one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a feminist without involving yourself in fisting. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist).

Ms Valenti is employed by soft-left Britfag newspaper The Guardian for her sensible and well-reasoned critiques of modern life as seen from a feminist perspective. As can be seen from photographs, Ms Valenti has no truck with forms of female subjugation to the Male Gaze such as. e.g., wearing make-up, having your hair carefully styled, smiling all the time, or allowing your photo to be retouched.

Since she is in no way a massive hypocrite, Ms Valenti would never protest furiously about being wolf-whistled in public and then turn around a few years later and complain that she was no longer being wolf-whistled because she was too old. Except she did exactly that, and blamed society for making her feel sad.

Sample opinion columns

Jessica on YouTube

Jessica is a typical dyke and holds a natural grudge against men, because they have the dicks and therefore make the rules. Of course, she would never admit that and her throbbing lust for cock so she talks fake shit about men online. Since there are no logical arguments against male superiority, Jessica and her wannabe feminazi cunts can only whine about their shitty lives, experiences with the superior sex and how the world treats them badly on Jewtube.

As the typical fuck face she is, approaching Jessica with logic, facts, scientifical evidence or eloquent arguments is senseless, because she deletes all negative comments on her videos anyway. It is also stated, that comments telling her 'to suck one's cock' or to 'stfu' are futile too, while they still might bring slight lulz.

Gallery

Stay classy Jessica. Nobody cares about your Male Tears fetish Standing by Bill Clinton during 'Boobgate' (2006) Circumsized cock goes where? Surprise! (Except it's not, obviously)

Links

• Jessica & Her sister's Official Profile
• Original "BoobGate" Controversy
• Jessica's Vlog on International Woman's Day
• Jessica CamWhoring on Flickr
• Jessica's MySpace
• ED helps Jessica to understand what "Male Tears" really means

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