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'''FPSRussia''', also known as FPSCommunist | '''FPSRussia''', also known as FPSCommunist '''[[Powerword|Powerword:]] Kyle Myers''', is one of the very few EX-communist [[Russia|Mikhail Gorbachev]] cock sucking fan boys to live the [[Americunt]] "dream". He does this by doing what every other Amerifail citizen does it, owning guns and shooting them. [[Captain_Obvious|It's also worth noting, he isn't actually a Russian.]] | ||
[[File:Fps-russia-youtube.png| | [[File:Fps-russia-youtube.png|thumb|250px|FPSRussia with his monster cock]] | ||
==Who Is Kyle== | |||
Kyle started on the [[Youtube]] scene after many [[fail|failed]] attempts of making money in the big shitty. After moving away from the good life in the country to follow some girl he had the hots for back in high school. Kyle had experience living with salvs for some time from being dirt poor and unlikable. This is known to be his early exposure to slavs inspiring the character of FPSRussia. After giving up on the girl of his dreams he moved back home and started playing video games. After the release of cod of dutty 4 he started his own Youtube channel. After getting some popularity and signing a contract with [[Machinima|MaShitima]] he started making videos with this shitty Russian accent. Soon he made a second channel dedicated to his character calling himself a professional Russian which is a gag he thought no one understood but him. The channel soon grew and according to Kyle It was [[lie|Youtube's fastest growing channel at the time.]] Soon his redneck needs got the best of him and he started making videos of him shooting copies of Cod6. Soon after that he noticed the trend that people like to watch that shit so he continued making videos of him [[america|blowing up stuff]], using tanks and many different types of weapons. | |||
==Things he enjoys doing== | ==Things he enjoys doing== | ||
*Fucking pots | |||
*Making money | *Making money | ||
*Being a redneck | *Being a redneck | ||
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==How to troll== | ==How to troll== | ||
*Comment on how isn't using the gun properly and that he obviously doesn't know how to shoot | *Comment on how isn't using the gun properly and that he obviously doesn't know how to shoot. | ||
*Comment on how you know more about guns than him | *Comment on how you know more about guns than him. | ||
*Comment on how close his videos are to [[fail|Call Of Duty]] | *Comment on how close his videos are to [[fail|Call Of Duty]]. | ||
*Ask him why he uses a green screen in his videos | *Ask him why he uses a green screen in his videos. | ||
*Call him a sell out | *Call him a sell out. | ||
*Spam his youtube comments saying that he isn't actually a Russian | *Spam his youtube comments saying that he isn't actually a Russian. | ||
==Death== | ==Death== | ||
Revision as of 09:05, 6 January 2017
FPSRussia, also known as FPSCommunist Powerword: Kyle Myers, is one of the very few EX-communist Mikhail Gorbachev cock sucking fan boys to live the Americunt "dream". He does this by doing what every other Amerifail citizen does it, owning guns and shooting them. It's also worth noting, he isn't actually a Russian.
Who Is Kyle
Kyle started on the Youtube scene after many failed attempts of making money in the big shitty. After moving away from the good life in the country to follow some girl he had the hots for back in high school. Kyle had experience living with salvs for some time from being dirt poor and unlikable. This is known to be his early exposure to slavs inspiring the character of FPSRussia. After giving up on the girl of his dreams he moved back home and started playing video games. After the release of cod of dutty 4 he started his own Youtube channel. After getting some popularity and signing a contract with MaShitima he started making videos with this shitty Russian accent. Soon he made a second channel dedicated to his character calling himself a professional Russian which is a gag he thought no one understood but him. The channel soon grew and according to Kyle It was Youtube's fastest growing channel at the time. Soon his redneck needs got the best of him and he started making videos of him shooting copies of Cod6. Soon after that he noticed the trend that people like to watch that shit so he continued making videos of him blowing up stuff, using tanks and many different types of weapons.
Things he enjoys doing
- Fucking pots
- Making money
- Being a redneck
- Missing out on entire words to get across the fact that he IS Russian.
- Shooting Xboxes
- Compensating for his
micro penisMONSTER gun. - Wearing his branded T-shirts, you know the ones with stupid stuff on them? E.G Professional Russian
FpsRussia's Fan Base
- Call of Duty players
- 13 year olds
- Gun enthusiastic individuals
- People with no life
- you
- 12 year olds
- People that wish they could have a gun
- 15 year olds
How to troll
- Comment on how isn't using the gun properly and that he obviously doesn't know how to shoot.
- Comment on how you know more about guns than him.
- Comment on how close his videos are to Call Of Duty.
- Ask him why he uses a green screen in his videos.
- Call him a sell out.
- Spam his youtube comments saying that he isn't actually a Russian.
Death
Last Thursday, Keith Ratliff who was FPSRussia's manager was killed by a gunshot wound to the head, presumably by a nigger. Naturally, his Wikipedia bio was repeatedly vandalized.
FPS Russia's fail moments
Famous Quotes
See Also
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