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23 year old autist called Jon Baker from Missouri formerly known as #DSPAlert that regularly fucks with some 19 year old sperg kid named Jonathan Ross (a prominent figure on the internet; was even talked about on 8chan.) Has a god complex yet has no job, education (dropped out of high school with no GED to become a loser on the internet), or life outside of a Discord server he made called Dipshitphil. Which is essentially Sons of Kojima 2.0 since they got nuked by 8chan's /cow/ board. Recently said he might delete the server since he's bored of Darksydephil talk, which is good. Most likely the only accomplishment he'll ever have in life. He bitched once to a friend about how if his mom died he has nothing which means he'll just end up being a homeless faggot. Apt. Also, it's been agreed unanimously that he looks and sounds like a pedophile. Makes sense, considering he's also friends with another pedophile tranny fag in denial called ilikefunnyvideos505 (aka Beau Kwon in real life. Possible relation to Kim Jong Un). They have a podcast called the Uwucast which gets a whopping 30 views at best and is basically a Down Syndrome version of the SoKast.
'''Jonifications''' is a 23 year old [[asspie|autist]] known as '''[[Powerword|Jon Baker]]''' from Missouri. Formerly known as #DSPAlert that regularly fucks with a 19 year old sperg kid Jonathan Ross who is a prominent figure on the internet; was even talked about on [[8chan]]. Has a god complex yet has no job, no education (dropped out of high school with no GED to become a loser on the internet), or no life outside of a Discord server he made called Dipshitphil. Which is essentially Sons of Kojima 2.0 since they got nuked by 8chan's /cow/ board. Recently said he might delete the server since he's bored of Darksydephil talk, which is good. Most likely the only accomplishment he'll ever have in life. He bitched once to a friend about how if his mom died he has nothing which means he'll just end up being a homeless faggot. Apt. Also, it's been agreed unanimously that he looks and sounds like a pedophile. Makes sense, considering he's also friends with another pedophile tranny fag in denial called ilikefunnyvideos505 (aka Beau Kwon in real life. Possible relation to Kim Jong Un). They have a podcast called the Uwucast which gets a whopping 30 views at best and is basically a Down Syndrome version of the SoKast.


[https://discord.gg/E9Ak79a Dipshitphil Discord server link]
==External Links==
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtYY3vrZ9w this waste of sperm thinks it's a "god"]


* [https://discord.gg/E9Ak79a Dipshitphil Discord server link]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtYY3vrZ9w this waste of sperm thinks it's a "god"]
* {{twitter|Jonxx1}}
* {{twitter|Jonxx1}}
* {{twitter|ilikefunny505}}
* {{twitter|ilikefunny505}}
 
** [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5tAKo3wqZLzkK6NIiLMIkA/featured My very 1st sub!]
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5tAKo3wqZLzkK6NIiLMIkA/featured 1 sub!]
 
* {{ytuser|ilikefunnyvideos505}}
* {{ytuser|ilikefunnyvideos505}}
* {{skype|beaukwonster}}
* {{skype|beaukwonster}}

Revision as of 18:26, 21 January 2017

Jonifications is a 23 year old autist known as Jon Baker from Missouri. Formerly known as #DSPAlert that regularly fucks with a 19 year old sperg kid Jonathan Ross who is a prominent figure on the internet; was even talked about on 8chan. Has a god complex yet has no job, no education (dropped out of high school with no GED to become a loser on the internet), or no life outside of a Discord server he made called Dipshitphil. Which is essentially Sons of Kojima 2.0 since they got nuked by 8chan's /cow/ board. Recently said he might delete the server since he's bored of Darksydephil talk, which is good. Most likely the only accomplishment he'll ever have in life. He bitched once to a friend about how if his mom died he has nothing which means he'll just end up being a homeless faggot. Apt. Also, it's been agreed unanimously that he looks and sounds like a pedophile. Makes sense, considering he's also friends with another pedophile tranny fag in denial called ilikefunnyvideos505 (aka Beau Kwon in real life. Possible relation to Kim Jong Un). They have a podcast called the Uwucast which gets a whopping 30 views at best and is basically a Down Syndrome version of the SoKast.

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