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| [[File:AliAkbarGrindrCLoseup.png|right|200px|Ali Akbar knows how to climb the ladder to the top.]]
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| '''Ali Akbar''' is a [[Faggot|fabulous]] upstanding new conservative activist of [[Paki|mixed]] [[Nigger|ancestry]]. He has also been sexually servicing the recently outed [[Template:Gayrepublicans|gay republican]] [[Karl Rove]] for years.
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| == A Troubled Youth==
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| [[File:AliAkbarMugshot1.jpeg|right|300px|He's more presentable in this mugshot than the one from his other arrest]]
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| Ali had some [[Crack|trouble]] when he was younger, very serious [[Prison|trouble]] indeed. These [http://www.breitbartunmasked.com/rogues-gallery/national-bloggers-club-founder-ali-akbar-convicted-felon/ experiences] both tested his character and revealed important [[Theft|skills]] he would rely on during his rapid advance in the political realm.
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| == National Bloggers Club ==
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| [[File:AliAkbarBillMurphyMeme.png|right|250px]]
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| Not one to be discouraged, [http://twitter.com/Ali @Ali] found [[God|god]] and turned his life around, founding the [http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014215800 National Bloggers Club] with the man who would later become Mitt Romney's social media director, [http://twitter.com/billmurphy @BillMurphy].
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| Things really started moving for the intrepid pair after Ali [[Blowjob|befriended]] none other than [[Karl_Rove|Karl Rove]]. The two men reportedly have an [http://legalschnauzer.blogspot.com/2012/06/karl-roves-bisexual-affair-might-have.html excellent working relationship] and the future looks bright for all parties.
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| Ali got billionaire Foster Friess (middle) to fund the National Bloggers Club. The man on the right is Robert Stacy McCain, a prominent [[Racist|conservative]] columnist who has been [http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2010/03/10/robert-stacy-mccain-and-the-washington-times/ honored] for his work on race relations.
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| [[File:AliAkbarFosterFriessRSMcCain.jpg|right|250px|Ali Akbar, Foster Friess and Robert Stacy McCain]]
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| [[File:AliAkbarKarlRoveEggKiss.jpeg|right|250px|]]
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| [[File:AliAkbarThongPose.png|right|250px]]
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| [[File:TedwilliamsDJ.jpg|thumb|right|Photo from the future]]
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| == 2012: Controversy & Chaos ==
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| However, Akbar's climb to conservative stardom has seen a [http://www.theliberalgrouch.com/2012/09/08/larry-sinclair-excretes-ali-akbar-wipes-drops-tissue-in-toilet-flushes/ number of ugly setbacks] during 2012, including a [http://www.theliberalgrouch.com/2012/09/06/sinclair-demands-full-refund-from-akbar-national-bloggers-club/ noisy dispute] with another leading conservative.
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| Most puzzling of all has been the focus on this seemingly innocent gaffe by Murphy.
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| [[File:BillMurphyRaceWar.png|400px|Bill Murphy shares a violent, paranoid race war fantasy]]
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| == A Solid Future ==
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| Despite the troubles Akbar has faced the future must be bright for a young man with such high powered contacts.
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| [[File:AliAkbarTimPawlenty.jpeg|400px|Ali Akbar & Tim Pawlenty]]
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| [[File:AliAkbarNewtGingrich.jpeg|400px| Ali Akbar & Newt Gingrich]]
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| [[Category: People|Akbar, Ali]]
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| == 2013: The Honeymoon's Over ==
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| Ali signed would-be [http://www.stopspending.com/about-curtis/ Congressman Curtis Bostic], word of his prior indiscretions quickly made its way to the [http://charleston.patch.com/articles/sc1-campaign-felon-doesn-t-work-for-us Charleston Patch] Akbar was quickly and publicly shown the door.
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| [[FIle:AliAkbar-CurtisBostic.png|400px| Ali Akbar Ejected From Bostic Campaign]]
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