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| {{Main|Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto}}
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| Like most sufferers of the dreaded [[Asperger's Syndrome|'spergers]], '''[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto|Anthony LoGatto]]''' has found solace among a [[circlejerk|nakama]] not unlike those found in those [[animu|Japanimation]] shows he's so fond of.
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| These individuals [[troll shielding|troll]] [[Retard|softball targets]] and long since dried up and high profile lolcows, many parroting A-Log's [[Shit|classic]] 'segment of video, followed with [[Weeaboo|reaction clip from anime series]] and a short diatribe on how they need to totally be ashamed of themselves' style of editing, and just like A-Log, a quick [[Google|Googl]]ing reveals several of their own less than flattering quirks.
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| Despite this, each of these individuals fancy themselves [[Spider expert|expert]] commentators and virtually [[USI|untouchable]] in the field of [[Faggotry|pwnage]], genuinely thinking nothing of the piles upon piles of faggotry they leave in their wake as they dedicate hours worth of video provoking those they deem inferior.
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| These individuals are living proof that it is still possible to [[die alone]], no matter how many of your fellow losers you surround yourself with on the Internet.
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| ==SpaceScreaminJohn==
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| [[File:SSJFace.jpg|thumb|right|SpaceScreaminJohn, pictured here characteristically alone.]]
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| [[File:SSJCocoFanboy.png|thumb|right|"...but at least I'm not Chris-chan!"]]
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| [[File:JohnsMad.jpg|thumb|right|"Hey dumbshit, you're dumb! LOLOLOLOLOL-... a challenger approaches!]]
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| '''"Space Screamin'" John [[Mexican|Quinteros]] Jr.''' is a smug, greasy, [[Feels bad man|frog-faced]] little [[spic]] who served as A-Log's [[Fap|right hand man]] and frequent guest contributor to his commentaries before he eventually betrayed A-Log in the spring of 2012.
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| Like Anthony, John spent a great deal of time producing [[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube commentaries]] dissecting [[Chris-chan]] videos and elaborating in great detail how [[Redundant|a retarded man is totally acting retarded]]. He also touched on such classics as [[Rebecca Black]], [[Jailbait|Justin Bieber fans]], [[Irate Gamer]] fans and whatever other variety of [[old meme|lulz]] came his way.
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| Unlike most of A-Log's little friends, John claims not to possess [[Asperger's syndrome]] or any other form of [[autism]] for that matter, which you could argue gives him no excuse for such a shocking lack of self-awareness. John is also a [[coward]] who frequently disables comments on his videos and, when he doesn't, is quick to [[censorship|block]] any who might voice dissenting opinions that his boring, unfunny videos are anything less than pure [[shit|epic win]].
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| {{quote|Well, yeah... my social life isn't as... You know, as [[no friends|active as everyone else's]]. But I leave my room...|John, via his glass house}}
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| As well as providing [[Boring|epic pwnage]] on classic lolcows such as [[Sailormoonred1]], John is also a prolific writer of [[Furry|Crash Bandicoot]], [[Disney|Kingdom]] [[Yaoi|Hearts]], [[Buttsex|WWE]] and [[Naruto]] fanfiction.
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| When he wasn't preoccupied thinking up furry smut or new ways of harassing nine year old children on YouTube and calling it [[USI|a pwnage video]], John could be coaxed into making [[Internet Tough Guy|unconvincing threats towards those trolling him]]; a threat he eventually dealt with by [[Deleting your YouTube videos|clearing out his YouTube channels]], faking flagging attacks in order to move his operations to the [[No|relative safety]] of Blip while making it appear as though he was [[Nice try|forced off because of continuous flaggings by people who couldn't deal with his pwnage]].
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| SpaceScreaminJohn? [[Butthurt|SpaceScreaminBUTTHURT]], more like.
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| ===Betrayal of A-Log and Pals===
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| SpaceScreaminJohn eventually grew tired of his association with A-Log's faggotry and the troll attention his friendship with and defense of the man had brought him.
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| Shortly after a fellow member of A-Log's nakama, [[Friends of A-Log#MsUmlaut|MsUmlaut]] [[Friends of A-Log#MsUmlaut#Betrayal of A-Log and Pals| sold the fat fuck out]] and [[troll shielding|defected to side of the trolls]] like a [[female]], [[gothic]] [[Judas]], John began contacting a few of A-Log's trolls in secret, providing them with information and several amusing secret recordings made of [[Skype]] calls with A-Log and the rest of the Sperg Squad, which were later leaked to /cwc/ to the amusement of all.
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| John then closed his YouTube account, seeking to distance himself from A-Log, and disappeared. His fate is [[meh|currently unknown]].
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| File:JohnQuinterosJr.jpg|And he's [[forever alone|single]], ladies!
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| File:JohnRecolor.jpg|Hey, [[Pathetic|everyone I know in real life]], watch me troll!
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| File:John's CWCki Userpage.png|John's userpage on the CWCki - "Look ma! I'm a real troll!" It is worth noting that, according to his edit history, John has contributed [[nothing]] to the CWCki [[worthless|outside of his own userpage]].
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| File:SSJAnimeFics.jpg|As soon as I finish 'Naruto's Night Schooling, I'm pwning your ass!
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| File:SpaceScreaminJohn Petitons YouTube.png|Like a snivelling little bitch, SpaceScreaminJohn begs YouTube for his account to be reinstated after false flagging attacks by trolls. YouTube told him to [[deal with it]].
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| File:SpaceScreaminJohnHiCWC!.jpg|[[troll shielding|TrollShieldinJohn]] sells out [[A-Log]] to [[Legi0n|/cwc/]].
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| File:Johnbetrayal1.png|[[Judas|SpaceScreaminJudas]] answers some questions about A-Log for the trolls.
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| * <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/SpaceScreamJohn91 His YouTube page]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * [http://www.formspring.me/SpaceScreamJohn FormSpring]
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| * [http://blip.tv/spacescreaminjohn Blip.tv]
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| * [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1063604/MisterAnimeFan Read John's classic fanfics]
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| * [http://www.myspace.com/twilightzone187 His MySpace]
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| * <s>[http://www.facebook.com/john.quinteros His Facebook]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * [http://twitter.com/#!/SpaceScreamJohn His Twitter]
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| * '''PSN ID:''' spacemtfan - You could play vidya with SpaceScreaminJohn, but sadly, [[PS3]] has no gaems.
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| * [http://789chan.org/L/res/30538.html John betrays A-Log to the trolls]
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| ==wackyben86==
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| [[File:WackyBen.jpg|thumb|right|"...but at least I'm not Chris-chan!"]]
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| [[File:Wacky-ben-pulliam.jpg|thumb|left|Hard to go wrong with a classic [[Team Fortress 2|Fat Boy's Fedora.]]]]
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| [[File:WackyBen Weighs In On Novelty Records.png|thumb|left|A-Log and Ben discuss the many-layered, subtle nuances of novelty records that those dumb kids today just don't understand.]]
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| [[File:WackyBen Poster.png|thumb|right|PROTIP: If you want to try and look badass on the Internet, it is probably a good idea to take down your Pokémon posters first.]]
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| '''"Wacky" Ben Pulliam''' is a failed [[Radio|college radio]] host, whose lack of success on the soundwaves translated into him joining A-Log's pwnage funbunch resulting in dozens of videos and [[blog]]s railing cutting edge topics like (fucking shocker) Chris-chan, [http://benpulliamsworld.blogspot.com/2010/02/fanboy-files-jonas-brothers.html Jonas Brother fans], [http://benpulliamsworld.blogspot.com/2010/03/and-now-rant-movie-remakes.html movie remakes], and [http://benpulliamsworld.blogspot.com/2010/01/and-now-rant-reality-tv.html reality television].
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| He is also offensively [[ugly]], his [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome|droopy, flabby face giving him a look of permanent dopey lugubriousity]] and watching the greasy man-toad's videos was somewhat akin to sitting across from a creepy, sweaty, mouth breathing guy on the subway [[rape|who won't stop staring at you]].
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| <center>{{morphquote|alogpalsquote|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;
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| |I just search the web for some interesting and funny Internet clips, I mostly play funny music on my radio show, I watch a lot of TV, I don't drive yet, I don't like reality shows, I like to go to Best Buy at times to go buy a movie on DVD, I like to collect some old cartoons I use to watch on TV when I was a kid, I went to see a [[Weird Al]] concert 6 times ([[forever alone|but never did meet him]]), I was one of those who suffered motion sickness during [[Cloverfield]]. I watch Spike TV a lot, I never get out of the house very often and yet I'm bored all the time.|wackyben86, describing his [[sad|glamorous]], [[boring|action-packed]] daily life.|[[Catholic|Lent]] is comin' up, and I gotta give up something... So, I picked Chris-chan videos. Not gonna be easy... I give credit to [[A-Log]] for suggesting this.|wackyben86}}</center>
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| An admitted autistic, [[Random|Wacky]] Ben has cranked out repeated videos about Chris and related retards because of them [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|making the real autistics look bad]]. The end result is an embarrassing mishmash of Ben spouting beaten to death jokes in addition to his [[Socially Awkward Penguin|terribly awkward attempts]] to come up with his own [[Joke|material]].
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| After enduring a [[rape|thorough bashing]] from various trolls, Wacky Ben eventually [[Deleting Your YouTube Videos|took down all of his YouTube videos]], seeking to hide the evidence of his obvious failure from the eyes of the world. Nobody knows exactly when this mass removal happened, since nobody really gives enough of a shit about Wacky Ben, however, it was widely considered a case of too little, too late, as all of the most damning, [[lulzy]] videos had already been mirrored elsewhere.
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| Eventually, the wacky Mr. Pulliam reappeared on the 2nd of February, 2012, with a video update, attempting to explain his actions and outlining his ideas for the future of his channel. Likely still stinging from all the comments made about how ugly he is, the [[butthurt|rectally annihilated]] greaseball did not show his face on camera and claimed that he never would again, henceforth only doing videos in audio format.
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| Wacky Ben also made some very odd statements in this video while explaining himself, most noticeably that he would not be doing commentary videos any more because, according to him, they usually end up being taken down after being false flagged by [[butthurt]] people. Observers noted however, that in Wacky Ben's case, [[fail|he removed all of his videos ''himself'']].
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| It was also pointed out what an odd, uncanny coincidence it was that the YouTube commentary scene just suddenly stopped being fun and interesting for Spacky Ben around about the same time as this ED article appeared...
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| On the 20th of March, 2012, WackyBen86 closed his YouTube account. [[And nothing of value was lost]].
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| *<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/wackyben86 His YouTube page]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * [http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Pulliam/15936428#!/profile.php?id=1577963214 His Facebook]
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| * <s>[http://www.retrojunk.com/user/view_profile.php?uid=85388 His Retro Junk profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * [http://www.madmusic.com/madspace.aspx?id=59839 His MadSpace]
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| * <s>[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/wacky-ben-pulliam/38/3a6/3a7 His LinkedIn profile] - Yes, he actually referred to himself as 'Wacky Ben'. On LinkedIn.</s> '''BALEETED!'''
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| ==NeuGristle87==
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| [[File:NeuGristle87pic.jpg|thumb|right|NeuGristle87.]]
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| [[File:NeuGristle87Bio.jpg|thumb|right|[http://neugristle87.deviantart.com/gallery/ Enjoy my short stories!]]]
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| Following a [[Sad|proud]] tradition, '''Dustin Hooper''' is yet another whiny autistic in A-Log's circle of trust that makes mocking videos of easy targets on YouTube to draw attention away from his own lulzteat.
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| An aspiring [[bad|noise]] musician from [[Iowa]], desperately trying to cultivate an aura of being creepy and mysterious just like his favorite band, [[Penis|Throbbing Gristle]], NeuGristle87 (moar liek [[newfag|NeuFag87]], amirite?) can be found taking time out of his video production to write [[vampire]] fanfics on [[deviantArt]], create tired, unfunny [[Downfall]] memes and [[obesity|stuff his podgy face with junk food]]. Because of this, Dustin is just as susceptible to taunting as the [[Doing it wrong|LOLSCOWS]] as he himself is so quick to troll.
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| |<center><youtube>F7atdkQ9yOM</youtube></center> {{squote|I especially love the bit at the beginning of this video where he says, "[[Fail|Hello, hello, this is NeuGristle87 speaking here...]]" desperately [[trying too hard|trying]] to sound [[goth|creepy]], but merely sounding like [[homosex|Ernie]] from [[Sesame Street]] in an echoey tunnel. "Where's my rubber duckie, Burt?"}}
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| |<center><youtube>o9IJ141_8Js</youtube></center> <br> Nuefag87 gives us a rare glimpse of his podgy face as he reacts to a 'maggot-infested dick'.
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| |<center><youtube>QLIrkJ8qUxg</youtube></center> <br><center>Leeching off of Chris-chan 'replacement' [[Adf-fuensalida|ADF]].</center>
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| |<center><youtube>UsBuwqw-oJU</youtube></center> <br><center>NeuGristle being fooled by an obvious troll. [[Old meme|Months after the fact]].</center>
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| |<center><youtube>ZbkpmHe42G8</youtube></center> <br><center>NeuGristle does an absolutely [[shit|hilarious]] impression of [[Sailormoonred1]].</center>
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| |<center><youtube>p5E_Lmcra6w</youtube></center> <br><center>Not cool, dude. What did [[Hitler]] ever do to you?</center>
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| |<center><youtube>iA0IOmHieo8</youtube></center> <br><center>His [[Lie|'last official']] Chris-chan rant.</center>|border=white|background=white}}</center>
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| ===([[Failed|Attempted]]) Betrayal of A-Log and Pals===
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| On Sunday, the 25th of March, 2012, [[too soon|literally days after SpaceScreaminJohn betrayed A-Log and threw his lot in with]] [[Legi0n|the trolls on 789chan]], a [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|rattled]] NeuGristle87 attempted to [[troll shielding|redeem his character in their eyes]] as well.
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| However, lightning doesn't always strike the same place twice, as NeuGristle discovered for himself when things didn't quite go according to plan.
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| It was clear that things were off to a [[bad|promising]] start when his would-be Q&A session with the trolls on [[Legi0n|/cwc/]], intended to reveal A-Log's innermost secrets, began with a flurry of questions such as, "Who are you?", "[[gay|How much do you love the cock]]?" and "Why is your main avatar a [[thinspo|skinny]] [[waifu|animu girl]], when in fact, you are a [[fat|fat fuck]] from [[Iowa]]?"
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| [[File:Nuegristle1.jpg|thumb|right|"..but at least I'm no-... Who the fuck am I kidding?"]]
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| [[File:NudeGristle87.jpg|thumb|right|[[nudes|NudeGristle87]]]]
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| Sensing that the crowd was against him, NeuGristle87 decided to change tack. He presented his [[shit|brilliant]] plans for trolling A-Log by stealing the password to his YouTube account and holding it hostage unless his former friend made some videos of himself doing various embarrassing things. This, as the trolls were quick to point out, was a fucking [[retarded]] idea for numerous reasons - NeuGristle hadn't seemed to consider that A-Log might just [[obvious|ignore him and make another YouTube account]] or [[ragequit|disappear from YouTube entirely rather than be further humiliated]], resulting in the loss of a [[lolcow]]. Then, of course, there was the obvious question of how NeuGristle intended A-Log to upload the videos he'd made under duress without access to his YouTube account.
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| After being forced to admit that it was a dumb idea, NeuGristle proceeded to dump various pictures of furry fapart, depicting an [[anthropomorphic]] [[MLP|mare]] [[incest|having sex with her own son]], that A-Log had apparently [[wtf|enjoyed so much he'd decided to share with him]], but was scolded harshly by the trolls who didn't want to see that shit. Trying again, he provided a few [[shit nobody cares about|uninteresting chatlogs between he and A-Log]] which didn't reveal much that wasn't already known. NeuGristle later announced that he'd try to record some Skype calls with A-Log for /cwc/, as SpaceScreaminJohn had done, [[moron|apparently forgetting that A-Log, a man known to be ridiculously paranoid about being trolled, lurks the very imageboard he was using to so publically announce his trolling plans.]]
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| As it became increasingly apparent that he had next to no dirt to share on A-Log, trolls managed to convince NeuGristle (who was by this time having some kind of retard panic attack) that the way to his salvation lay in providing some embarrassing information about himself instead. This culminated in NeuGristle87 providing /cwc/ with some [[nudes|delicious n00dz]] with his droopy, hair-covered [[manboobs|man-tits]] and [[micropenis|tiny, shriveled penis]] on full display.
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| All in all, it was a thoroughly pathetic, [[Engrish|shamefur dispray]] by someone [[pussybitch|obviously desperate to save their own skin]], and made NeuGristle87 seem like almost as big a [[lolcow]] as [[A-Log]] himself.
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| {{quote|NeuGristle, you are a fucking idiot. I hope as hard as I can that this message gets out to you somehow, because I desperately want you to know that you're a worthless fucking human being and you contribute nothing to humanity or society. You have no worth, nor any value, and the entire internet would improve by at least 10% with you gone. Yes, even the snuff videos on the internet would improve by 10%. You are that shitty.|Homor.}}
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| File:NeuIsVerymad.png|What kind of troll are you? [[Success|ALL YOU DID WAS PISS PEOPLE OFF!]]
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| File:Me and my peavey by neugristle87-d36r4dv.jpg|Me and mah piece.
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| File:NeuGristleLiaT.jpg|All aboard [[LifeInATent|the bandwagon!]]
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| File:NeuGristle87Fatpire.jpg|Beware the [[Fat]][[vampire|pire]].
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| File:FatTrollShielder.jpg|"OH HAY GUISE, WE COOL NAO?"
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| File:Neugristlereactstossjsbetrayal.jpg|NeuGristle reacts to SpaceScreaminJohn's betrayal. Note that he didn't sound so disgusted with A-Log's faggotry in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sULbrX76RK8 this leaked Skype call...]
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| File:NeuGristlesawesometrollanplans.jpg|NeuGristle's awesome trolling plans.
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| File:Gristletitties.jpg|NeuGristle's hairy [[manboobs]].
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/user/NeuGristle87 His YouTube page]
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| * [http://twitter.com/#!/NeuGristle87 His Twitter]
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| * [http://neugristle87.deviantart.com/ His deviantArt]
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| * [http://www.flickr.com/people/53576693@N04 His Flickr]
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| * [http://789chan.org/L/res/30294.html NeuGristle87 tries to get the trolls on side. The trolls are having none of it, however.]
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| ==ISLAVERDE29==
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| {{quote|I don't do much with my life [[truth|because I suck and probably a loser]]|The ever eloquent ISLAVERDE29, in a rare moment of self-awareness, before making fun of [[Sailormoonred1|a man with an actually crippling mental disorder]].}}
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| [[File:ISLAVERDE29.png|right|thumb|You can doubtless look forward to seeing this image again, one day, illustrating [[old media|a news report]] which ends with the phrase "...[[George Sodini|Before turning the gun on himself]]."]]
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| [[File:ISLAVERDE29 NINJAFAGGOT.jpg|right|thumb|RAWR I R NINJOR]]
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| [[File:Eloquent Debating Skillz.png|right|thumb|When confronted by someone who calls him on his shit, ISLAVERDE29 responds in an eloquent, well reasoned, intelligent fashion. [[Butthurt|And then blocks them]].]]
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| [[File:Islaverde29.jpg|right|thumb|Growing a fine set of chin-pubes for himself.]]
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| Who's this [[loveshy|fine fellow]], I hear you ask? Why, with his rakish good looks and effervescent charisma, you could be forgiven for thinking that this man whiles away his hours [[unabomber|carefully crafting homemade nailbombs]] and/or [[pedo|luring children to his van with promises of candy, puppies and funny stories]], but you'd be wrong.
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| |<youtube>GiNg_mIKhbo</youtube> <br> ISLAVERDE29 sees [[Chris-chan/Tomgirl Saga|the infamous tomgirl pictures]]. [[Closet|Which he later furiously masturbated to]].|<youtube>d707lkdN5y8</youtube> <br> In this video, ISLAVERDE29 explains how [[Sailormoonred1]], a man with such severe mental impairments that he's unable to communicate with other people without speaking through his dolls, [[moron|should go out and get a job]].
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| When he's not busy being [[hardcore]] on YouTube, ISLAVERDE29’s hobbies include [[Internet tough guy|Internet tough guyism]], [[weeaboo|weeabooery]], [[Proposition 8|homophobia]] (just like [[Chris-chan|someone else we know]]), [[misogyny]], being, in his own words "[[forever alone|single 4 life]]" (probably as a result of his aforementioned [[loveshy|misogyny]]) and [[micropenis|compensating for something]]. He also enjoys [[hockey]] and [[wrestling]] (watching, not playing, though, because he's a skinny little runt who knows he'd get smashed the fuck up if he tried that) and has an inexplicable 'spergic fascination with the [[boring|thrilling]] world of public transit - possibly because of nostalgic memories of the shortbus that used to take him to school - and [[aeroplanes|air travel]].
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| Recently, ISLAVERDE29 made the [[lulzy|amusing]] claim that the word '[[Asperger's syndrome|sperg]]' is massively offensive hate speech and is to those with Asperger's Syndrome what the word '[[nigger]]' is to black people. [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Ludicrous]] as that statement might be, it might've carried a little more weight had it come from someone who hadn't made YouTube video after YouTube video attacking a harmless, inoffensive retarded man that likes to play with Sailor Moon dolls and doesn't bother anybody else while doing so.
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| File:ANIMERETARD.png|ISLAVERDE29 likes [[anime]], but he isn't a total [[retard]]. That's why he's dressed as a [[ninja]], posing with a bamboo cane, in his mom's living room.
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| File:ISLAVERDEGANGSTA.jpg|Straight up gangsta, bitch.
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| * '''[[AIM]]:''' ISLAVERDE29
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/user/ISLAVERDE29 His YouTube page]
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| * [http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Price/510410336 His Facebook]
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| * [http://www.myspace.com/islaverde29/photos His MySpace]
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| ==MsUmlaut==
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| [[File:Umlaut, Back From Hot Topic.jpg|thumb|right|MsUmlaut, showing off her new '[[punk]] [[EGL|lolita]]' outfit she ordered specially from [[Japan]] at great expense. Nobody apparently had the heart to tell her that you can buy exactly the same shit at [[Hot Topic]] for a quarter of the price.]]
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| [[File:MsUmlaut Stalked By CWC.jpg|thumb|right|[http://umlaut91.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d2q571m MsUmlaut's CWC fanart.]]]
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| '''MsUmlaut''' is a [[attention whore|bisexual]] [[goth]] with [[Asperger's syndrome]] who <strike>is</strike> ''WAS'' the token [[vagina|girl]] of the group, although since discovering just how deep the A-Log [[goatse|rabbithole]] goes she's taken great pains to distance herself from [[A-Log|Chris-Chan 2.0]] and his [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/A-Log's Fanfiction|faggotry]]. Before realising the error of her ways, MsUmlaut spent most of her days <strike>[[Bel Air|chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and then shootin' some B-ball outside of the school]]</strike> making [[AMV]]s and like the rest of A-Log's merry band, also used to make unfunny [[troll shielding]] commentaries and rant videos about Chris-Chan and other easy targets.
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| An example of MsUmlaut's shitty YouTube videos can be seen below, in a video where she made A-Log, Wacky Ben and NeuGristle watch some [[yaoi]] [[shota]] [[animu|shit with an unpronouncable Japanese name]] and then recorded them freaking out over what are, essentially DRAWINGS of [[traps]] and [[gay sex]]. Because, y'know, A-Log and his pals are STRAIGHT and watching something like that is just awful and disturbing for them. [[Chris-chan|When they see a dick, they just look away with a brief moment of being freaked out]].
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| [[File:MsButthurt.jpg|thumb|right|It's not generally a good idea to criticize MsUmlaut's artwork. [[TL;DR]] - 'My artwork is good because I say it is. I like gay porn. I even showed the people who made this obscure thing that I fangirl over and they didn't immediately express clear displeasure at it and they certainly weren't just trying to be polite or anything, so clearly it's awesome. Screw you guys, you're just jealous.']]
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| Unlike the rest of A-Log's dorky little friends who can just barely pass as human, MsUmlaut is actually fairly normal-looking and somewhat attractive (if you like the 'ugly Zoey Deschanel' look) and, as such, was the subject of much [[don't hit on me, silly boys|clumsy aspie flirtation]] from A-Log and his fellow [[virgin|virginal]] manchildren. ISLAVERDE29, that romantic soul and paragon of gentlemanly sensitivity, even confessed to having a crush on MsUmlaut on Valentine's Day but, unfortunately for him, was [[friend zone|unsuccessful in his love quest]].
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| It is believed that MsUmlaut has a fascination with the idea of being able to spurn the advances of socially awkward nerdy men (thus making her the epitome of '[[asking for it|Don't hit on me, silly boys!]]') because she is a drooling [[yaoi]] [[fangirl]] and knows she is not that hot, so most normal men wouldn't put up with her faggotry, which is why she has to resort to the company of A-Log and other retarded manchildren, the dregs of masculinity, to inflate her ego and make her feel good - hence her fanart depicting an idealised anime version of herself being stalked by [[Chris-Chan]].
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| Despite the socially awkward advances of A-Log's nakama, MsUmlaut remained loyal to A-Log for quite some time, [[naive|unaware of the true depths of depravity plumbed by the bloated lolcow]]. It was only when [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto|A-Log's ED page]] surfaced and the trolling of him began in earnest that MsUmlaut realized the true extent of what she had gotten herself into. Within minutes of discovering her own name included amongst the veritable rogue's gallery that makes up this very article, she [[delete fucking everything|closed her YouTube account]], dropping off the face of the Earth and returned to her [[hugbox]] on [[deviantArt]].
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| On Monday, the 2nd of January, 2012, MsUmlaut resurfaced, this time on [[Legi0n|/cwc/]] in full damage control mode, partaking in a Q&A in which she spilled the beans on her former friends, selling out A-Log and his band of brothers in exchange for leniency, endearing herself to the starving crackbabies of the board by providing them with their ambrosia - [[shit nobody cares about|sweet, sweet, content, no matter how minor]]. As such, nowadays, in the eyes of many trolls, MsUmlaut is actually considered [[pretty cool guy|a pretty cool girl]]. [[Some argue]], however, that MsUmlaut's actions that day were nothing more than [[Troll Shielding|troll shielding]] of the highest order, and that, even though she appeared to have learned her lesson and been scared straight by her inclusion on ED - that she is still guilty of faggotry, faggotry that should not be forgotten and that, furthermore, she should not be granted a full pardon.
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| File:Curious little bunny by umlaut91.jpg|MsUmlaut, pictured here [[secret fatty|sucking in her guts]] while cosplaying.
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| File:Midna Tattoo by Umlaut91.jpg|MsUmlaut also has a shitty tattoo of Midna, the fat-assed goblin from [[Legend of Zelda]] on her back.
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| File:132556819549.jpg|Private messages between MsUmlaut and A-Log, leaked by MsUmlaut during her Q&A session on /cwc/, in which A-Log begs MsUmlaut for forgiveness for bringing her name into disrepute.
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| * '''[[Skype]]:''' Lucida_Von_Tokkentakker
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| * [http://www.myspace.com/mistresskarnak91 Her MySpace]
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| * [http://umlaut91.deviantart.com Her deviantArt]
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| * [http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_myprofile.php?user_id=990237 Her profile on Anime Music Videos.org]
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| * '''Her Wii Friendcode:''' 1978-1943-4713 - Why not play [[Super Smash Bros]] with MsUmlaut?
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| * [http://789chan.org/L/res/25876.html MsUmlaut sells out her former friends to the amusement of /cwc/]
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| == The [[SXe#hXc|Hardcore]] Kid ==
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| [[File:The Hardclaw Kid.png|thumb|right|Hmmmm...]]
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| [[Image:A different kind of hardcore kid.png|thumb|right|Be careful when you're trying to search for the Hardcore Kid on [[Jewgle]].]]
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| [[File:Hardcore kid on tv.png|thumb|right|This fa/[[tv/]]irgin mentioned a run-in he had with Hardcore Kid [[IRL]] at an anime convention.]]
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| |Hey dudes, Hardcore Kid here. [[Sad|Hardcore]] enough to review [[CP|kid's stuff]].|The Hardcore Kid's catchphrase.|[[Lol so randum XD|FREDDIE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!]]|Hardcore Kid, [[failing|trying]] to [[forced meme|force a meme]].|The Hardcore Kid? Really? Was The Uber-Cool Child already taken? Or how about the [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|X-Treme]] Adolescent? Or maybe even [Direct Participle] [Adjective] [Young Person]? Then again, I wouldn't use 'hardcore' to describe sitting in front of a camera bitching about [[YouTube Nobodies|Internet nobodies]].|Mskull01 on The Hardcore Kid.|Everything about this guy's framing just screams, "[[Poser|AM I COOL YET? IF I HANG UP ANOTHER THE CURE POSTER WILL YOU GUYS BE MY FRIENDS?]]"|YouTube commentator, Video Bret on The Hardcore Kid.}}</center>
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| Now who's this guy? He wasn't previously from the old nakama. Well, sometime around [[2012]], A-Log's [[hugbox]] of [[troll shielding]] brothers-in-autism had completely fallen apart. After the betrayals of [[Friends of A-Log#MsUmlaut|MsUmlaut]] and his one time [[BFF]], [[Friends of A-Log#SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] and [[Friends of A-Log#wackyben86|Wacky Ben]] going into hiding (to say nothing of the desperate and miserable attempt of [[Friends of A-Log#NeuGristle87|NeuGristle87]] to distance himself from him), A-Log found himself with very few friends left. [[Forever alone|Alone]], with nowhere to hide except for the looming shadow of his [[furfaggotry|six-inch foxdick]], his first objective was to construct a new [[hugbox]] for himself from which he could hurl his hypocritical vitriol at those he deems as inferior to himself without fear of reprisal. A [[lolcow]], after all, never learns.
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| And ''this'' is where this young man enters the story. Hailing from [[New Jersey|New Jersey's]] finest [[autistic]], [[Special Ed|special education]] schools is none other than [[Powerword|Brandon Nichols]] a.k.a. [https://www.youtube.com/user/Headbanger142 <b>The Hardcore Kid</b>]. A much more suitable name for him, however, would be the [[Trying too hard|Tries Too Hard]]-core Kid, as just one look at Brandon Nichols reveals that, for all his posturing, underneath it all, he's just a [[chubby]] little milquetoast, peering out at the world from behind a cheap pair of shades, in front of a wall full of posters of bands, films and other pieces of pop culture [[Poseur|he's far too young to have ever been a part of]].
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| A self described [[Manchild|'hardcore guy' who loves watching children's programming]] such as [[My Little Pony]], [[The YouTube Thomas Club|Thomas the Tank Engine]] and Robot Wars and doing commentaries on them, like most of the other commentators A-Log has bumped [[cocks|elbows]] with, the Hardcore Kid is another YouTube ranter whom [[Doug Walker]] has to answer for and, like most of Doug Walker's sycophantic fans, Hardcore Kid does boring commentaries on forgotten media from his childhood, along with some shitty acting in the beginning of his videos, including one of the worst [[British]] accents ever attempted by an [[America|Amerilard]].
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| |<center><youtube>4XcKpYUD8CM</youtube> <br>'''Ever wonder what some fat nerd thought about obscure children's film from the '[[1980s|80s]], ''[[Shit nobody cares about|Drop Dead Fred]]''?''' <br>'''No, neither did we.'''</center>
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| |<center><youtube>kA_Hi2FXdq0</youtube> <br>'''Hardcore Kid sperging out about [[Fred]].'''</CENTER>
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| The Hardcore Kid first got linked to A-Log's dubious Internets legacy when he invited A-Log and a couple of other sweaty, mouth-breathing aspies to do [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxs5oe_hardcord-kid-top-15-smegged-up-youtube-failures-the-final-insult-part-1_fun?search_algo=2#.UXSIcUofj8U 'The Most Smegged Up YouTube Failures' list,] [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxs71f_hardcord-kid-top-15-smegged-up-youtube-failures-the-final-insult-part-2_fun#.UXSJNEofj8U a video which featured] softball targets such as [[Fred]], [[Lifeinatent]], [[TheAmazingAtheist]] and [[Coppercab]]. Hardcore Kid had no issue with commenting along with A-Log ''until'' he found out about A-Log's lolcow status, at which point he shit himself over the possibility of being trolled due to his connection with Mr. LoGatto and he quickly did [http://blip.tv/the-hardcore-kid/top-15-smegged-up-youtube-failures-the-final-insult-part-2-6470088 another version] of the now infamous 'Smegged Up YouTube Failures' list, in which he hastily edited out A-Log from the video, quickly distancing himself from the bloated lolcow in fear of being trolled like A-Log's previous e-friends.
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| File:Hardcore Kid on ALOG 0.png|Throwing his ex-friend A-Log under the bus
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| File:Hardcore Kid and Lauren Faust.jpg|HK with the [[Lauren Faust|horsefucker goddess]], herself.
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| File:HK and Waymuu.jpg|Hardcore Kid is hardcore enough to reenact his favorite anime, [[Boku no Pico]], with his underage lover, Waymuu.
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| File:HMMMMMMMARDCORE KID.jpg|Hardcore Kid and [[Linkara|another fat sperg]].
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| File:Hardcore Kid calls A-Log a douchebag.jpg|Hardcore Kid running his ol' buddy A-Log down to all who'll listen on YouTube.
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| File:Hardcore kid trollshielding with JustinRPG.png|Hardcore Kid using [[JustinRPG]] to troll shield.
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| File:Hardcore Kid on TAA and ADF.png|On how's he's happy that he put TJ and [[Ahuviya Harel]] to the Smegged up list
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| File:HK butthurt at South Park.png|''How dare [[South Park]] make fun of [[aspies]]!''
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| File:HK horsefucker.png|More proof that the Hardcore Kid is a [[Brony|horsefucker]].
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| File:Hardcore Kid's Dad.jpg|[[Disappoint|Hardcore Kid's Dad]].
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| File:Hardcore kid on the new kids on the youtube commentator block.png|Hardcore Kid on the [[n00b|new]] [[retards|kids]] on the [[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube commentator]] block.
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/Headbanger142 His YouTube page]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/Brannich15 His other YouTube page]
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| *[http://media-slayer.nfshost.com/?p=595 The trolls over at Media-Slayer.me have Hardcore Kid's number.]
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| ==Honorable Mention: PaganDeathKnight - the Wannabe Friend of A-Log==
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| [[File:Butterball.jpg|160px|thumb|right|PaganDeathKnight's Cenobite twin brother, Butterball.]]
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| [[File:PDKwantsMegtune.png|200px|thumb|left|Ich liebe Frau Schroeder!]]
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| On November 13th, 2011, a moth flickered too close to the flame of the ever spreading 'A-Log & Pals' inferno of failure.
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| PaganDeathKnight learned about [[Chris-Chan]] on [[TV Tropes]] and suggested a collaboration to A-Log. He then descended into the CWCki forums where it became clear that, even among a group of [[furries]], [[bronies]] and [[weeaboos]] who document the harrassment of a retard, he was something special.
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| When the smoke had cleared, it was evident that PDK was a fount of lulz, combining a fanatical belief in the gods dreamt up by [[Rome|some ass-pounding faggots in the Classical era]] with a virulent hatred--verging on the genocidal--of [[Christfag|Christians]] and [[Ireland|the Irish]]. Unfortunately for him, his Facebook rantings about the decline of music, the evils of the Church, and the Irish untermenschen are frequently trolled by his family, especially his mother. Indeed, Paul's family seems to be his biggest trolls, as his ancestors made him part [[potato niggers|Irish]]. One can only hope that if he ever does launch a [[lolocaust|Final Solution]] to his [[Celts|Celtic]] Problem, he'd start with himself.
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| Only the inevitable could result and PaganDeathKnight got his very own personal [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Calling_Out Calling Out] saga; rife with plenty of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQDUPdzvWPg hilariously fake dox], PaganDeathKnight attempting to disguise the butthurt with a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suxC7ju9Fs4 mock tough-guy routine], [[Photoshop|faked]] [[n00dz]] of our hero being [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDkGDO9cVyQ sent to his mom at Christmas] and even a blackmail video of a very hammered PaganDeathKnight slurring his way through the hit sensation, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA8l_RplnW0 'Plexiglass Toilet']
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| File:tacowizfacepalm.png|Another user tries to cheer PaganDeathKnight up.
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| File:Implying He Didn't Shit Himself.png|PaganDeathKnight getting owned in the comments section of his YouTube videos.
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| File:TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS.png|[[Dumbass|PaganDeathKnight seems to believe that he can make money working as a Chris-Chan field agent]], charging £25 a time for his efforts. [[Spiderman|I NEED PICTURES, PICTURES OF CHRIS-CHAN!!]]
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| File:I'M A MERCENARY U GUISE EXCEPT NOW THAT YOU'VE POINTED OUT THAT'S RETARDED I'M TOTALLY NOT.png|PaganDeathKnight tries to haggle over a price, but the trolls are having none of it.
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| File:PDK on Blingee.gif|PDK, all blinged up.
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| PaganDeathKnight later attempted to redeem himself in the eyes of his tormentors by making a shitty attempt at a troll fic, a YouTube video where he explained [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEtvdQns0Rg how much he loves the Irish] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af8U1GDdOJA a half-hearted attack on A-Log], but as expected of asspie scum like him, he failed miserably. He later took up the name of a minor character from those faggy [[goth|Lemony Snicket]] books, [[trollsona|Duncan Quagmire]] and attempted to troll A-Log, SpaceScreaminJohn and ISLAVERDE29 by feeding them false information and [[histrionic personality disorder|urging them to do a commentary about PaganDeathKnight]] claiming, in his own words, that 'He is the [[goth]] version of [[Adf-fuensalida|ADF]]'. However, he was [[fail|ignored and no such commentary was ever made]].
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| Currently, PaganDeathKnight can be found [[Trying too hard|shamelessly namefagging]] on [[789chan|/cwc/]] in a desperate attempt to get the trolls to like him. Most recently, he's written a new autismtastic fanfic about characters from [[Final Fantasy]] helping the Roman Empire fight an evil King Arthur and his hordes of bloodthirsty Celtic warriors, as well as running afoul of [[Robert Wayne Stiles|the Goblin King himself]].
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| * [http://789chan.org/L/res/22630-100.html /cwc/ discovers PDK]
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| * <S>[http://www.youtube.com/user/PaganDeathKnight His YouTube channel]</S> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * <S>[http://www.youtube.com/user/PaulieRomanov His new YouTube channel]</S> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * <S>[http://www.youtube.com/user/DuncanQuagmire The YouTube channel he used to troll A-Log and pals]</S> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1461496290 His Facebook]
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| * <S>[http://dantewinter.deviantart.com/ His deviantArt]</S> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * <S>[http://doctorsamuelsaturn.deviantart.com/ His other deviantArt]</S> '''BALEETED!'''
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| * [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3286123/Doctor_Saturn His FanFiction.net Account]
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| * <S>[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7582603/1/Gangs_of_CWCville_Sonichu_Was_Born_In_The_Streets You can read his shitty fanfic here... But honestly, you shouldn't bother]</S> '''BALEETED!'''
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| ! style="background-color: white; {{roundytop|30px}}; vertical-align: top; padding: 3px;" | <p><span class="morphMaster" id="NazisMorphMaster"></span><span id="NazisMorphLink1">Schutzstaffel</span> 卐 <span id="NazisMorphLink2">Ideologie, Tradition, Praxis und Stolz</span> 卐 <span id="NazisMorphLink3">Möchtegern-Nazis</span> 卐 <span id="NazisMorphLink4">Feinde, Verräter und verboten</span></p>
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| ==By Our [[Autism|Powers]] Combined==
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| Every now and again, A-Log will team up with his chucklefuck nakama and perform a commentary with them over Skype, like a sort of YouTube retard supergroup. When such an event occurs, the end result is a painfully unfunny spergfest of a video in which A-Log, SpaceScreaminJohn, Wackyben86 and countless other members of A-Log's circle of friends fall over eachother in their haste to make weak jokes and pop culture references. It makes every awkward, unfunny, poorly acted [[TGWTG]] crossover look like a masterclass of comedy. It is not merely abysmal, it ''is'' the [[Goatse|Abyss]].
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| A fine example of such faggotry can be seen below. Behold, four unattractive, basement-dwelling male virgins making fun of a slightly older, fatter, unattractive, basement-dwelling male virgin.
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| ==See Also==
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| {{Weeaboo}}
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| *[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] - He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
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| *[[YouTube Commentaries]]
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| *[[YouTube Nobodies]]
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| *[[Troll shielding]]
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| *[[Autism]]
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| *[[Asperger's Syndrome]]
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| *[[Hypocrisy]]
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| *[[Unwarranted self-importance]]
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| *[[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| *[[FanFic Critic#The Net Dwellers|The Net Dwellers]] - Another aspie hugbox that NeuGristle87 is a member of.
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| *[[Asalieri#Hellsing920|Hellsing920]] - Boring, unfunny fat fuck reviewer that A-Log and his little pals all desperately aspire to be. Did we mention he's fat? Seriously fat? [[Fat|"I wash myself with a rag on a stick" fat]]?
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| *[[That Guy With The Glasses]]
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