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IMMA GONNA KILL THOSE KIWI FUCKERS!!!

BlueCatRiolu (formerly Riolu947, AKA Riolu, powerword Nicolas R. Salerno) is a narcissistic chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on DeviantArt. All of his work is visibly mouse-drawn in Microsoft Paint using a single hand, with the other hand presumably reserved for fapping. He writes hate journals about people who criticize him and links to them in said journals. His art has the consistent quality of blocky, aliased shit, always containing inflation, vore, and other disturbing fetishes. Because of his status as a high-value sperglord, BlueCatRiolu is constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, who defend him from the evils of constructive criticism. He once had a Core membership, for some fucking reason. The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over a half-million page views in a span of about five years, while many great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt, and its user base consisting of mostly teenagers.

Stellar character design

BlueCatRiolu's OC is a blue cat named after Lucario's baby form, and is a direct rip-off of Happy from Fairy Tail. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. His character has no real flaws or personality, other than being a Gary Stu. Its forms range from edgy "rage" mode to an Inkling. He responds to any criticism very negatively, even if it's a friend who's the one trying to help him. Unable to do anything original, he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression and why it entitles him to your asspats.

Things BlueCatRiolu has ripped off and ruined

What should be done to BlueCatRiolu.

Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own original works. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for toddlers. Similar to our beloved Chris-chan, he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random Metal Gear music as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as chromosomally exceptional as him.

• Alien
• The Cat Returns
• Cave Story
• Freedom Planet
• Heathcliff
• Kirby
• Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
• Metroid
• Monster Hunter Stories
• Night on the Galactic Railroad
• Peanuts
• Pokémon
• Resident Evil
• Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat
• Splatoon
• Star Fox
• Super Mario Bros.
• Wan Wan Celeb Soreyuke! Tetsunoshin
• Yo-Kai Watch

Additionally, he is the author of an all-new series (NOT A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF STAR FOX) named "Star Cat."

Quotes about BlueCatRiolu

	“	Sir I'm gonna be honest Some of your art kinda makes no sense at all.like "saviors of America". And to be honest it sounds like a 6 year olds fan fiction.	„
	—A comment on BlueCatRiolu's DeviantArt page, stating the obvious.

	“	If he values his Catachu bullshit more than education, he needs to get a life. Does he even have a social life? Does he even have friends in real life? Does he do any activities? If he is 17, he is old enough to get a job. Even if it is at a super market or whatever. He is gonna be a massive fuck up in the future if he has no job or social life. Just expecting people to make him fap art or just drawing the same fap pics. He won't make money off his art or his stolen content. He has too much taken from Nintendo, PBS kids and whatever the fuck Yo-Kai Watch is. He claims he is making a game, but it won't happen. He claims his "life" is a mess. His"internet life". So I am guessing his real life is all okay. Yet he uses "Well my life is in shambles! My computer was taken away! I AM GONNA GO INSANE!!" I do know about him stealing people's OCs or drawing them inflated without their permission. He claims he cares for his "friends'. but he just fakes tears for attention and sympathy. He has his fanbase wrapped around his finger.	„
	—Puar, on Kiwi Farms.

	“	I am aware that his mother disgusts his fetishes quite much and I heard that he gets embarrassed when his mom walks in on him while he draws his inflation pics.	„
	—A friend of BlueCatRiolu, on his no-doubt disappointed mother.

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Videos

BlueCatRiolu fell all over himself to voice his OC in some creepy inflation fetish video.

Deviantart Hours - BlueCatRiolu

GCBC Critiques: BlueCatRiolu

IF BLUECATRIOLU WAS HONEST

This shit somehow has over 50,000 views.

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Gallery

BlueCatRiolu's "art" About missing Pics

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  Riolu's fursuit.
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  Not even shows for preschoolers are safe.
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  Radial gradients = instant effort!
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  Are you turned on?

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  Profile picture in February 2017.

See also

UMG INFLATION IS SO HOT!!!

• Asperger's Syndrome
• Darlalloons26 – One of BlueCatRiolu's white knights was so lulzy he got his own page.
• DestinyMew
• DeviantArt
• Dying alone
• Furry art
• Inflation art
• Mario
• Omegalore
• Pokémon
• Ruining the Internet
• Sick fuck
• Shitty art
• Tom Preston
• Virus-20
• Yuethedragon – Another fan of vore who resided on DeviantArt.

External links

• BlueCatRiolu – His main account.
• Template:Ytchannel – His YouTube account.
• riolu947 – His Fur Affinity account.
• Kiwi Farms – Kiwi Farms thread.
• Dox – BlueCatRiolu doxed himself.
• Riolu947 – His Scratch account.
• bluewhale23 – His old Scratch account, dates back to 2010.
• Google +
• [1] – Some weebly page of his. Appears to be abandoned.
• [2] – Shitty wiki article on some Undertale fan wiki.

Fuckboys and white knights (examples)

• asheandcjthepikachus – A 19-year-old manchild who thinks he is a Pikachu in real life. Has shitty artistic skills in par with a 6-year-old. Records himself waving a Pikachu plush around.
• darlalloons26 – A.K.A narayan23456 Shitty, whiny Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED. Darlalloons26 Has his own article.
• dashergalaxycat – Psychotic tard who screams "RETARD!" at anyone who disagrees with BlueCatRiolu.
• jetixguy6549 – Alternate account of RedCatDan. Autistic BlueCatRiolu fanboy who was too lazy to create an OC, so he just used BlueCatRiolu's art and colored it in red. Allegedly sends death threats to those against BlueCatRiolu and his friends. He is also obsessed with Toonami. It has been reported he is only around 12-13 years old.
• Konamicode55 – A whiny bastard. Has a dying "crush" on LostinthoughtsA. Has his own shitty Microsoft Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama, including drama involving Alpha-X01.
• Lisadots123 – Another artist who supports him. They are best friends.
• micaloon – Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on DeviantArt. Conveniently ignores BlueCatRiolu's behavior.
• NFSFAN34567 – A.K.A. flatoutfan34352665 A BlueCatRiolu fanboy who likes to stalk BlueCatRiolu's page as well as those who have went against him. Is very annoying and has a huge obsession over him and Lisa. Also likes the Burnout series for some fucking reason.
• schoolfilmer – Former friend of some person from Canada, but drew troll art of them. Stalks BlueCatRiolu's page and posts cutesy cat faces. Over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of autism.
• sexyman60 – A Hamtaro fag who is essentially BlueCatRiolu's butt-buddy.
• YukiTakashi – A former Doom mapper who essentially makes art featuring deformed humans that look like they are mentally impaired. Is 34 years old.
• oreofurryfam – Claims to be BlueCatRiolu's "girlfriend" as the two obsess over each other. Steals artwork and causes drama for attention and whines constantly when people "hurt" BlueCatRiolu. Thinks she has it bad in life by telling stories of her "abusive situation".

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