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[[File:MrBeastAsianSticker.png|thumb|What Mr Beast [[derp|masturbates to, and takes advice from.]]]] | |||
'''Mr Beast''' is a {{age|1998|5|7}} year old [[YouTuber]] who [[schizophrenia|talks to stickers on his bedroom walls]], smashes laptops, uses [[unfunny]] jokes, plays [[Minecraft]], and sits in his room all day long, making fun of [[jailbait|little kids]] on the internet. The only reason his videos are popular, is because he uses [[clickbait]] to [[shill]] gullible little children into watching his boring videos. One of his more popular series, the "worst intros" on Youtube, is where he watches video clips of little kids [[retards|scribble on pieces of paper and wave them violently around]], and then proceed to talk about them for ten fucking minutes. Not to mention that most of his fans are [[13 year old boys|eight years olds]] who think [[fail|Roblox and Minecraft are the best games ever]], and [[unfunny|jokes about drinking bleach]] are the funniest thing ever invented. | '''Mr Beast''' is a {{age|1998|5|7}} year old [[YouTuber]] who [[schizophrenia|talks to stickers on his bedroom walls]], smashes laptops, uses [[unfunny]] jokes, plays [[Minecraft]], and sits in his room all day long, making fun of [[jailbait|little kids]] on the internet. The only reason his videos are popular, is because he uses [[clickbait]] to [[shill]] gullible little children into watching his boring videos. One of his more popular series, the "worst intros" on Youtube, is where he watches video clips of little kids [[retards|scribble on pieces of paper and wave them violently around]], and then proceed to talk about them for ten fucking minutes. Not to mention that most of his fans are [[13 year old boys|eight years olds]] who think [[fail|Roblox and Minecraft are the best games ever]], and [[unfunny|jokes about drinking bleach]] are the funniest thing ever invented. | ||
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==Content== | ==Content== | ||
Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be original with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who use the internet on a regular basis, his content wouldn't be popular at all. No [[genius|logical person]] would ever fall for his nonsense. Now that we've established what kind of content Mr Beast produces, let's look at some of the things he does: | Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be [[original]] with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who use the internet on a regular basis, his content wouldn't be popular at all. No [[genius|logical person]] would ever fall for his nonsense. Now that we've established what kind of content Mr Beast produces, let's look at some of the things he does: | ||
*[[boring|Watching paint dry]] | *[[boring|Watching paint dry]] | ||
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*Counting to [[over 9000|100,000]] | *Counting to [[over 9000|100,000]] | ||
*Reading the entire [[Bible]] | *Reading the entire [[Bible]] | ||
* | *Talking to stickers on his bedroom walls | ||
*Encouraging his young audience to scream "Mr Beast" out in public, with lots of people around | *Encouraging his young audience to scream "Mr Beast" out in public, with lots of people around | ||
*Microwaving shit | *Microwaving shit | ||
*Smashing laptops | |||
*... anything else that will generate him Youtube revenue, no matter how stupid, or [[insane]]. | *... anything else that will generate him Youtube revenue, no matter how stupid, or [[insane]]. | ||
===Series=== | ===Series=== | ||
====Worst ''X''==== | ====Worst ''X'' Ever==== | ||
Videos of him, commenting on peoples' (often little kids) shitty Youtube-related content. This includes Youtube banners, intros, Youtube channels themselves, entire videos, and sometimes Amazon product reviews. As if anyone really cares about those things. These videos are often filled with unfunny Minecraft and bleach jokes, and time fillers to lengthen the video to ten minutes (Youtube pays you more if your video is ten minutes or longer). | Videos of him, sitting at his computer, commenting on peoples' (often little kids) shitty Youtube-related content. This includes Youtube banners, intros, Youtube channels themselves, entire videos, video thumbnails, and sometimes [[nobody cares|Amazon product reviews.]] As if anyone really cares about those things. These videos are often filled with unfunny Minecraft and bleach jokes, and time fillers to lengthen the video to ten minutes (Youtube pays you more if your video is ten minutes or longer). | ||
The most popular subseries of this series, is the "worst intros on Youtube", where he comments on, and makes jokes about little kids' Youtube intros. Due to their psychographic nature, most of these "intros" are filled with Minecraft cancer. Worse yet, a growing number of these "intros" are little kids scribbling their Youtube name on a piece of paper, and then dancing in front of a camera with it, like a [[retard]]. And, combine those videos with Mr Beast's content, and you've got yourself an unfunny, swirling, shit vortex of [[anti-lulz]]. | |||
<center>The cringe<br> | <center>The cringe<br> | ||
<youtube>6oSSjFbK8ow</youtube> | <youtube>6oSSjFbK8ow</youtube> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
====Microwaving Or Blowing Up ''X''==== | |||
Mr Beast buys several microwave ovens with his Youtube revenue, so he can put random shit inside, microwave it at full power, and film the results. These videos are the epitome of clickbait. Pretty soon, [[lol|he's gonna burn his house down with this shit.]] | |||
As usual, nothing actually ''blows up'', but, rather, the microwave breaks, and the video ends. Not very [[gay|climactic]]. | |||
<center>Mr Beast, [[ISIS|blowing shit up]] with microwaves<br> | |||
<youtube>i8pmk5xnO2s</youtube> | |||
</center> | |||
====X For 24 Hours==== | |||
Another popular video series. Only this time, the videos are 10, or more, hours long. The shit he's done for 24 hours, proving he has no life, and lives solely off of Youtube revenue, includes: playing with a fidget spinner, reading the Bible, counting to X, among other boring shit nobody would care to watch at all, let alone for ''that long''. | |||
====IRL Pranks==== | |||
Shit that's already been done by other, more popular, Youtubers. Therefore, not original. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[LeafyIsHere]] | *[[LeafyIsHere]] | ||
*[[Keemstar]] | *[[Keemstar]] | ||
*[[1000 Degree Knife]] | |||
*[[Jacob Sartorius]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBeast6000/videos Youtube channel, filled with cancer] | *[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBeast6000/videos Youtube channel, filled with cancer] | ||
*[http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/MrBeast Youtube wikia page on him, for those who actually care] | *[http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/MrBeast Youtube wikia page on him, for those who actually care] | ||
*[https://twitter.com/mrbeastsasian The faggot also made a Twitter account for a sticker on the wall of his bedroom] | |||
{{Ytseries}} | {{Ytseries}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Revision as of 23:23, 22 May 2017
Mr Beast is a 26 year old YouTuber who talks to stickers on his bedroom walls, smashes laptops, uses unfunny jokes, plays Minecraft, and sits in his room all day long, making fun of little kids on the internet. The only reason his videos are popular, is because he uses clickbait to shill gullible little children into watching his boring videos. One of his more popular series, the "worst intros" on Youtube, is where he watches video clips of little kids scribble on pieces of paper and wave them violently around, and then proceed to talk about them for ten fucking minutes. Not to mention that most of his fans are eight years olds who think Roblox and Minecraft are the best games ever, and jokes about drinking bleach are the funniest thing ever invented.
Mr Beast's real name is Jimmy Donaldson, and resides in the redneck state of North Carolina.
Content
Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be original with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who use the internet on a regular basis, his content wouldn't be popular at all. No logical person would ever fall for his nonsense. Now that we've established what kind of content Mr Beast produces, let's look at some of the things he does:
- Watching paint dry
- Making bleach jokes
- Playing with fidget spinners
- Playing Minecraft
- Playing Roblox
- Making fun of little kids who play Minecraft and Roblox
- Spending his Youtube revenue on stupid shit, like that $1000 keyboard
- Doing bleach bottle flips
- Making fun of little kids who make shitty videos
- Wasting his life
- Drinking bleach with his roommate
- Looking at, and buying stupid shit on Amazon
- Counting to 100,000
- Reading the entire Bible
- Talking to stickers on his bedroom walls
- Encouraging his young audience to scream "Mr Beast" out in public, with lots of people around
- Microwaving shit
- Smashing laptops
- ... anything else that will generate him Youtube revenue, no matter how stupid, or insane.
Series
Worst X Ever
Videos of him, sitting at his computer, commenting on peoples' (often little kids) shitty Youtube-related content. This includes Youtube banners, intros, Youtube channels themselves, entire videos, video thumbnails, and sometimes Amazon product reviews. As if anyone really cares about those things. These videos are often filled with unfunny Minecraft and bleach jokes, and time fillers to lengthen the video to ten minutes (Youtube pays you more if your video is ten minutes or longer).
The most popular subseries of this series, is the "worst intros on Youtube", where he comments on, and makes jokes about little kids' Youtube intros. Due to their psychographic nature, most of these "intros" are filled with Minecraft cancer. Worse yet, a growing number of these "intros" are little kids scribbling their Youtube name on a piece of paper, and then dancing in front of a camera with it, like a retard. And, combine those videos with Mr Beast's content, and you've got yourself an unfunny, swirling, shit vortex of anti-lulz.
Microwaving Or Blowing Up X
Mr Beast buys several microwave ovens with his Youtube revenue, so he can put random shit inside, microwave it at full power, and film the results. These videos are the epitome of clickbait. Pretty soon, he's gonna burn his house down with this shit.
As usual, nothing actually blows up, but, rather, the microwave breaks, and the video ends. Not very climactic.
X For 24 Hours
Another popular video series. Only this time, the videos are 10, or more, hours long. The shit he's done for 24 hours, proving he has no life, and lives solely off of Youtube revenue, includes: playing with a fidget spinner, reading the Bible, counting to X, among other boring shit nobody would care to watch at all, let alone for that long.
IRL Pranks
Shit that's already been done by other, more popular, Youtubers. Therefore, not original.
See Also
External Links
- Youtube channel, filled with cancer
- Youtube wikia page on him, for those who actually care
- The faggot also made a Twitter account for a sticker on the wall of his bedroom
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