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What Mr Beast masturbates to, and takes advice from.

Mr Beast (formerly known as MrBeast6000) is a 26 year old YouTuber who talks to stickers on his bedroom walls, smashes laptops, plays Minecraft (despite claiming repeatedly that he hates it), and sits in his room all day long, making fun of little kids on the internet. The only reason his videos are popular, is because he uses clickbait to shill gullible little children into watching his boring videos. One of his more popular series, the "worst intros" on Youtube, is where he watches video clips of little kids scribble on pieces of paper and wave them violently around, and then proceed to talk about them for ten fucking minutes. Not to mention that most of his fans are eight years olds who think Roblox and Minecraft are the best games ever, and jokes about drinking bleach are the funniest thing ever invented. You can see this by browsing the comment section of any one of his videos.

Mr Beast's real name is Jimmy Donaldson, and resides in the redneck state of North Carolina. He prefers to sit in his room all day, cover up the windows with paper, and stare into a camera lens, talking about some inane subject that nobody cares about.

Content

The keyboard, that, apparently, changed his life. **Spoiler:** it's an overpriced piece of shit.

Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be original with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who use the internet on a regular basis, his content wouldn't be popular at all. No logical person would ever fall for his nonsense. Now that we've established what kind of content Mr Beast produces, let's look at some of the things he does for Youtube views:

Watching paint dry
Making bleach jokes
Playing with fidget spinners
Playing Minecraft
Playing Roblox
Making fun of little kids who play Minecraft and Roblox
Spending his Youtube revenue on stupid shit, like that $1000 keyboard
Doing bleach bottle flips
Making fun of little kids who make shitty videos
Wasting his life
Drinking bleach with his roommate
Looking at, and buying stupid shit on Amazon
Counting to 100,000
Reading the entire Bible
Talking to stickers on his bedroom walls
Encouraging his young audience to scream "Mr Beast" out in public, with lots of people around
Microwaving shit
Smashing laptops
... anything else that will generate him Youtube revenue, no matter how stupid, or insane.

Series

Worst X Ever

These are videos of him, sitting at his computer, commenting on peoples' (often little kids) shitty Youtube-related content. This includes Youtube banners, intros, Youtube channels themselves, entire videos, video thumbnails, and sometimes Amazon product reviews. As if anyone really cares about those things. These videos are often filled with unfunny Minecraft and bleach jokes, and time fillers to lengthen the video to ten minutes (Youtube pays you more if your video is ten minutes or longer).

The most popular subseries of this series, is the "worst intros on Youtube", where he comments on, and makes jokes about little kids' Youtube intros. Due to their psychographic nature, most of these "intros" are filled with Minecraft cancer. Worse yet, a growing number of these "intros" are little kids scribbling their Youtube name on a piece of paper, and then dancing in front of a camera with it, like a retard. And, combine those videos with Mr Beast's content, and you've got yourself an unfunny, swirling, shit vortex of anti-lulz.

The cringe

Microwaving Or Blowing Up X

Mr Beast buys several microwave ovens with his Youtube revenue, so he can put random shit inside, microwave it at full power, and film the results. These videos are the epitome of clickbait. Pretty soon, he's gonna burn his house down with this shit.

As usual, nothing actually blows up, but, rather, the microwave breaks, and the video ends. Not very climactic. Booooooring.

Mr Beast, blowing shit up with microwaves

X For 24 Hours

This is another popular video series. Only this time, the videos are 10, or more, hours long. The shit he's done for 24 hours, proving he has no life, and lives solely off of Youtube revenue, includes: playing with a fidget spinner, reading the Bible, counting to X, among other boring shit nobody would care to watch at all, let alone for that long.

IRL Pranks

Basically, shit that's already been done by other, more popular, Youtubers, namely, FouseyTUBE. Therefore, not original. Apparently, persuading his "girlfriend" to participate in a "prank" where she drops a box of pennies out in public, is the best thing he can come up with. Not only is he terrible at making videos, but also at pulling pranks.

Showing Off

Basically, he just shows off the stuff he bought off of eBay or Amazon. Not that he needed to buy any of these things, of course. It's likely that he a) wanted some new content for his already boring videos, or b) wanted to demonstrate his Youtube revenue, like some kind of stuck up rich kid. And the stuff isn't even useful; it's a bunch of overpriced junk from China. Once again, booooooooring.

Mr Beast is Dying

The king of all Mr Beast's clickbait videos. Well, there's only one correction to make: it's only clickbait to his retarded fans, as they're the ones who are the most likely to click on it, as anyone with a brain inside their fucking skulls, would never watch any single one of his videos. In the video, he simply schedules tweets to occur several years in the future, nothing more. Most of the tweets were just unfunny nonsense, such as "Idubbz, you are ugly." and "Has Trump killed us all yet?" among other things.

Unfortunately, he's not dying. At least anytime soon.

External Links

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 [[File:MrBeastAsianSticker.png|thumb|What Mr Beast [[derp|masturbates to, and takes advice from.]]]]
-'''Mr Beast''' is a {{age|1998|5|7}} year old [[YouTuber]] who [[schizophrenia|talks to stickers on his bedroom walls]], smashes laptops, uses [[unfunny]] jokes, plays [[Minecraft]], and sits in his room all day long, making fun of [[jailbait|little kids]] on the internet. The only reason his videos are popular, is because he uses [[clickbait]] to [[shill]] gullible little children into watching his boring videos. One of his more popular series, the "worst intros" on Youtube, is where he watches video clips of little kids [[retards|scribble on pieces of paper and wave them violently around]], and then proceed to talk about them for ten fucking minutes. Not to mention that most of his fans are [[13 year old boys|eight years olds]] who think [[fail|Roblox and Minecraft are the best games ever]], and [[unfunny|jokes about drinking bleach]] are the funniest thing ever invented.
+'''Mr Beast''' (formerly known as '''MrBeast6000''') is a {{age|1998|5|7}} year old [[YouTuber]] who [[schizophrenia|talks to stickers on his bedroom walls]], smashes laptops, plays [[Minecraft]] (despite claiming repeatedly that he hates it), and sits in his room all day long, making fun of [[jailbait|little kids]] on the internet. The only reason his videos are popular, is because he uses [[clickbait]] to [[shill]] gullible little children into watching his boring videos. One of his more popular series, the "worst intros" on Youtube, is where he watches video clips of little kids [[retards|scribble on pieces of paper and wave them violently around]], and then proceed to talk about them for ten fucking minutes. Not to mention that most of his fans are [[13 year old boys|eight years olds]] who think [[fail|Roblox and Minecraft are the best games ever]], and [[unfunny|jokes about drinking bleach]] are the funniest thing ever invented. You can see this by browsing the comment section of any one of his videos.
-Mr Beast's real name is [[powerword|Jimmy Donaldson]], and resides in the [[confederate|redneck state]] of [[North Carolina]].
+Mr Beast's real name is [[powerword|Jimmy Donaldson]], and resides in the [[confederate|redneck state]] of [[North Carolina]]. He prefers to sit in his room all day, cover up the windows with paper, and stare into a camera lens, talking about some inane subject that nobody cares about.
 ==Content==
-Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be [[original]] with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who use the internet on a regular basis, his content wouldn't be popular at all. No [[genius|logical person]] would ever fall for his nonsense. Now that we've established what kind of content Mr Beast produces, let's look at some of the things he does:
+[[File:MrBeastKeyboard.png|thumb|The keyboard, that, apparently, changed his life. '''Spoiler:''' it's an overpriced piece of shit.]]
+[[File:TypicalMrBeastFan.png|thumb|The average Mr Beast fan.]]
+Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be [[original]] with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who use the internet on a regular basis, his content wouldn't be popular at all. No [[genius|logical person]] would ever fall for his nonsense. Now that we've established what kind of content Mr Beast produces, let's look at some of the things he does for Youtube views:
 *[[boring|Watching paint dry]]
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 Mr Beast buys several microwave ovens with his Youtube revenue, so he can put random shit inside, microwave it at full power, and film the results. These videos are the epitome of clickbait. Pretty soon, [[lol|he's gonna burn his house down with this shit.]]
-As usual, nothing actually ''blows up'', but, rather, the microwave breaks, and the video ends. Not very [[gay|climactic]].
+As usual, nothing actually ''blows up'', but, rather, the microwave breaks, and the video ends. Not very [[gay|climactic]]. [[boring|Booooooring.]]
 <center>Mr Beast, [[ISIS|blowing shit up]] with microwaves<br>
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 ====IRL Pranks====
-Basically, shit that's already been done by other, more popular, Youtubers. Therefore, not original.
+Basically, shit that's already been done by other, more popular, Youtubers, namely, [[FouseyTUBE]]. Therefore, not original. Apparently, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6tDuwd5gzE persuading his "girlfriend" to participate in a "prank" where she drops a box of pennies out in public, is the best thing he can come up with.] Not only is he terrible at making videos, but also at pulling pranks.
+====Showing Off====
+Basically, he just [[USI|shows off]] the stuff he bought off of [[eBay]] or [[Amazon]]. Not that he ''needed'' to buy any of these things, of course. It's likely that he a) wanted some new content for his already boring videos, or b) wanted to demonstrate his Youtube revenue, like some kind of [[Paris Hilton|stuck up rich kid.]] And the stuff isn't even useful; it's a bunch of overpriced junk from [[China]]. Once again, booooooooring.
+==Mr Beast is Dying==
+The king of all Mr Beast's clickbait videos. Well, there's only one correction to make: it's only clickbait to his [[retarded]] fans, as [[fail|they're the ones who are the most likely to click on it]], as anyone with a brain inside their fucking skulls, would never watch any single one of his videos. In the video, he simply schedules tweets to occur several years in the future, nothing more. Most of the tweets were just unfunny nonsense, such as "[[moron|Idubbz]], you are ugly." and "Has Trump killed us all yet?" among other things.
+<center>
+<youtube>zQE9UcNdw0A</youtube><br>Unfortunately, he's not dying. At least anytime soon.
+</center>
 ==See Also==
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 *[[1000 Degree Knife]]
 *[[Jacob Sartorius]]
+*[[FouseyTUBE]]
+*[[Minecraft]]
 ==External Links==

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