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[[Image:Lolis epic2 anonib.jpg|thumb|Just because you like jailbait, which makes you a [[pedophile]], doesn't mean you are not [[awesome]] ]]
I'm calling the police!
[[Image:Misha15yofggt.png‎|thumb|An obvious [[whore|jailbait]] is obvious.]]
[[Image:Age of Consent.png|thumb|right|All your gas moneys go to fund Saudi pedos. Allah is generous beyond measure.]]
<div style="position:fixed;top:0;left:0;z-index:100">[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]</div>
<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;left:0;z-index:90">[[File:Hanson_exploitable_fixed_fromleft.png|100px]] </div>
 
 
 
'''Jailbait''' or JB, is the term used for an [[underage]] [[whore]] who is [[fat|fully]] developed and [[fully sick|fully]] [[asking for it]]. [[99%]] of the time these pictures are taken by the individual in the photo who usually suffers from a bad case of [[internet disease]] such as the [[internet celebrity]] and [[B|/b/tard]] [[cracky-chan]].
 
Depending on the age of consent for your area the age defining jailbait is usually one year below that. While "illegal" one could argue its socially acceptable despite being generally frowned upon. It's generally a gamble but any lower and you are pedo, bro. Unless of course you've obtained a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parental_consent permission slip] first.
 
=== GTFO PEDO ===
 
Unfortunately for [[pedobear]] attraction to anyone [http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/woman/motivational/motivational.html under the age] of eighteen makes [[zaiger|you]] a raging [[sick fuck]] [[pedo]] and you will be immediately sent to jail for [[goatse]]ation by [[Bubba]], hence the name jailbait. This impending threat forces most of these freaks to go to [[FBI|*chan]]. 
 
=== Australia ===
 
Having problems letting your [[16 year old girl]]friend show her [[tits|love]] to you? No problems.
Provided [[you]] are the age or 16 older yourself, [[you]] have legal and full access to her [[vagina]] as much as you like. [[buttsecks|Alternative means of access]] are prohibited until you're 18, which shouldn't matter anyway provided you are not a [[faggot]].
The only obstacle now is getting a [[job]], moving out of [[basement dweller|mom and dad's]] and getting into a not-community college.
{{cg|Teh JB|Teh JB|center|<gallery>
Image:3264438zk0.jpg|[[Epic]] Jailbait.
Image:Poster23591963.jpg
image:Jailbaitfagmisha.png
Image:More jailbaiddddt.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Jailbait511111111.jpg
Image:Jailbait3111111.jpg
Image:Jailbaitlulz.jpg|Peachez Card
Image:Jailbait11111.png
Image:4chanpedods.jpg|Jailbait can, occasionally, be [[ugly]] as fuck.
Image:Motivator6547872.jpg|An example of [[DOING IT WRONG]].
Image:Jailbait3.jpg|[[Typical]] Jailbait.
Image:Ageofconsent.png|Map of what constitutes jailbait
Image:Pedobear cheer.jpg|Young cheerleaders [[asking for it]].
Image:ED_internet_disease_jailbait.jpg|[[Internet Disease]] + Jailbait
Image:Girls1.jpg|Jailbait AND [[Baby fuck|Loli]]
Image:Suicide girl asking for it.jpg|Punk Rock Jailbait. [[ITT]] you come here often? -- 
Image:JBYeswecan.jpg
Image:Jailbait girl.jpg
Image:Gotojail.jpg|[[I'd hit it|That's a fact]]
File:4chanpedo.jpg
 
</gallery>}}
 
== See Also ==
* [[Asking for it]]
* [[16 year old girl]]
* [[Yuri]]
* [[12chan]]
* [[Motherless]]
* [[AnonIB]]
* [[Elizabeth Hawkenson]] - barely legal... in some countries
* [[Pedophilia apologia]]
* [[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]
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{{Pedoseries}}
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[[Category:Chans]]
[[Category:Sex]]
[[Category:Galleries]]

Revision as of 15:47, 10 June 2017

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