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'''Chelsea Victoria Clinton''' born 27 February 1980 is the allegeded daughter of [[Bill Clinton]] and [[Hillary Clinton]].  Her maternity is certain since she has a strong resemblence to [[your mom|her mother]] Bill, looking like an [[Ugly]] Jew breed of him but with long hair and [[tits]], her paternity remains uncertain.  Since most [[Leftard|Democrats]] are realizing that Hillary is poison on will never get elected to [[Trump|President]] many [[Leftard|libtards]] are suggesting that Chelsea can do it in 2020.
'''Chelsea Victoria Clinton''' born 27 February 1980 is the allegeded daughter of [[Bill Clinton]] and [[Hillary Clinton]].  Her maternity is certain since she has a strong resemblence to [[your mom|her mother]], Bill, looking like an [[Ugly]] Jew breed version of him but with long hair and [[tits]], her paternity remains uncertain.  Since most [[Leftard|Democrats]] are realizing that Hillary is poison on will never get elected to [[Trump|President]] many [[Leftard|libtards]] are suggesting that Chelsea can do it in 2020.
 
 
== Liberal Sensibilities ==
 
Like so many rich, well educated [[Democrat]]s that only visit the [[nigger|inner city]] every fourth year when there is a Presidential Election, Chelsea knows more about what is ailing the poor then they do because, without having any need to live there or question them herself, she was taught directly by overly liberal, Ivy-League professors reqarding what they need over what they may want like Jobs so they can make enough [[money]] to pay their [[Obama]] care co-pays the goverment legally require them to have.<br>
Like so many overly liberal, college graduates Chelsea will tell you that it was through hard work and conviction and not her having parents with [[Politics|political]] connections that when she  graduated in 2003 she just walked into a $500,000 a year consulting postion for '''McKinsey & Company''' along with fovorable  positions given to her because of her name like a chair position to the [[Clinton]] foundation and a position with ''School of American Ballet.''<br>
One of Chelsea's more unpopular endeavours was when she, a person who has never held office or worked for a politician was picked up by '''NBC''' as a ''Special Political Correspondant'' at $750,000 a year to preach the favored liberal mentality that [[lie|everyone is equal, everyone has the same chances, and everyone can get highpaying jobs and make their own opportunities if they go to college and to vote Hillary]].  In May of 2013 Chelsea's contract with '''NBC''' was not renewed because of her unpopularity with Television and Media Critics, many saying that parking meters have more personality.  Not one to stay unemployed for long,  Chelsea now heads up the [[Clinton]] Foundation showing that she is unable to hold down a job unless her parents hire her at over a million dollars a year.<br>

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Chelsea Victoria Clinton born 27 February 1980 is the allegeded daughter of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. Her maternity is certain since she has a strong resemblence to her mother, Bill, looking like an Ugly Jew breed version of him but with long hair and tits, her paternity remains uncertain. Since most Democrats are realizing that Hillary is poison on will never get elected to President many libtards are suggesting that Chelsea can do it in 2020.


Liberal Sensibilities

Like so many rich, well educated Democrats that only visit the inner city every fourth year when there is a Presidential Election, Chelsea knows more about what is ailing the poor then they do because, without having any need to live there or question them herself, she was taught directly by overly liberal, Ivy-League professors reqarding what they need over what they may want like Jobs so they can make enough money to pay their Obama care co-pays the goverment legally require them to have.
Like so many overly liberal, college graduates Chelsea will tell you that it was through hard work and conviction and not her having parents with political connections that when she graduated in 2003 she just walked into a $500,000 a year consulting postion for McKinsey & Company along with fovorable positions given to her because of her name like a chair position to the Clinton foundation and a position with School of American Ballet.
One of Chelsea's more unpopular endeavours was when she, a person who has never held office or worked for a politician was picked up by NBC as a Special Political Correspondant at $750,000 a year to preach the favored liberal mentality that everyone is equal, everyone has the same chances, and everyone can get highpaying jobs and make their own opportunities if they go to college and to vote Hillary. In May of 2013 Chelsea's contract with NBC was not renewed because of her unpopularity with Television and Media Critics, many saying that parking meters have more personality. Not one to stay unemployed for long, Chelsea now heads up the Clinton Foundation showing that she is unable to hold down a job unless her parents hire her at over a million dollars a year.