Anime Haters

Anime haters are a group of special grudgewankers who are as just as annoying as the fuckhead weeaboos who shove in your face what kind of animes they will recommend non stop. Unlike them however, anime haters are the autistic assburgers tourettes syndrome of hatedom, and will shove in your face how much they don't like anime in all sorts of out of context conversations in hopes of someone liking them. Due to their kind profilerating across the internets (ie American and Britain and The Netherregions of Netherland), we at ED have decided to make a special page just for them, because fuck you, we hope you shitheads die ironically eating old broken anime VHS tapes and DVDS (that you more or less destroyed) shoved into your throat.

About Anime Haters

Anime haters for the most part are people who don't like anime. Granted, while any fuckhead on the street we'd give less than a fly shit on the ass hair of an elephant's stinking crusty asshole on a blazing hot dauy about their interests, they are the obssessors of this inane, miserably pathetic topic that would give anyone a lifetime's worth of cringe and mystified bewilderment that it would get any regular person to walk away and tell them to not ever relate to them again, and occasionally pop up non stop in comments sections and innocuous places on the internet. For literally littering one's shit grudewank, it's thanks to them that we should write this article on them.

Of course, they do come in several varieties:

• Bitter, vindictive, and antisocial nerds who are usually gamers and other fiction connoisseurs who usually can't keep to themselves and are egotists with a hobby to throw their weight around
• Small town white trash of suburbia and small towns who are your typical expendable peon molded and shaped by your local government
• Upper class trash who are your typical expendable peon molded and shaped by your local government
• Diehard fans of John Kriflauski and western animation who can't get off their sinking ship of an artistic medium if they tried
• Your Mom
• Who knows, your family and the tree that comprises them that you are far from

Anime haters for the most part are grudewankers beyond all known comprehension. They're like bacteria and plague, a scourge on mankind who just can't stop talking about how much they don't like anime in order to stand out. Ironically, a majority of people feel indifferent about anime; the group they belong to are just as self fellating and hivemind to where they all look the same as a personality. Usually they tend to gather around low hanging fruit on Youtube and forums to spread their word, however they also look like a bunch of middle schoolers trying to make sense of their ignorance and hormone addled unresolved pathetic excuses of lives.

Notably, animation schools are a source of anime haters, even for teachers. The one thing you can do is to commit arson on their institution and process to act like nothing of value was lost.

Correlations between anime hatedom and being a loser

It's been revealed through much science and logic that being a person who doesn't like anime makes you even more of a fucking loser than if you did. According to research and monitored experiments, not liking anime bears the side effects of:

• Being a close minded shit for brains that repels anyone sociable in your life
• Being a dreary hopeless loser than even emos and goths, like over 9000 fold, holy shit that's fucking serious business
• Being the excess indulgent bane of society through non stop drinking and drug use as if it was a lifestyle
• Being a tasteless boring fuckhead cog stiff who is destined to die working past their death
• Being an expendable peon who sucks the dicks of being a simple minded bitch to the dicks of conformity
• Having shit taste in art
• Having no sense of joy or wonder in life
• Belonging to the end of humanity that deserves their Darwinistic extermination for the betterment of future generations
• Being a racist and ethnocentric shit who has no place in society
• Being an annoying fucking scuntfuck who is an unlikable human being
• Endless wanderings on the internet because reality dictates you are infact more forever alone than an anime fan
• Being a nihilistic miserable piece of work that no one wants to be around
• Being a shiftless skeezy loser who commits crimes due to lack of direction in life

Conclusion

Like holy shit. It's like anime haters are not very fucking interesting as people!

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