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'''K. Thor''' Jensen aka Kthor, is a cartoonist and [[moderator]] of the [[LJ]] community [http://community.livejournal.com/fuckyoucrew/ fuckyoucrew], who writes about [[dog|dogs]]. He is also one of the editors of [[Portal of Evil]]. He has clashed a number of times both in real life and on LJ with infamous [[basement dwelling]] failure and [[fatty]] [[Lord Rexington Fear]].  
'''K. Thor''' Jensen aka Kthor, was a cartoonist and [[moderator]] of the [[LJ]] community [http://community.livejournal.com/fuckyoucrew/ fuckyoucrew], who now writes about [[dog|dogs]], non-binary trans-masculine unicorn-kin and other assorted [[SJW]] pursuits. In ye olden times he was one of the editors of the now dead site [[Portal of Evil]] (before he went full cuck). In his younger years he clashed a number of times both in real life and on LJ with infamous [[basement dwelling]] failure and [[fatty]] [[Lord Rexington Fear]].  


Targets of his legendary ire have included Joshua Beane aka the [[Dragonguyver]] and Matthew Moulton aka [[Onideus Mad Hatter]]. It should be noted that most of the people Kthor makes fun of are overweight. K. Thor previously had a "skinny fat" (nerd) figure but has become increasingly obese as his life spiraled downward from dotcom boom leech to guy poorly cribbing from Love and Rockets onto stolen bristol board. In 2006, K. Thor married a woman who is hella fucking fat. She designs purses and sells them on the internet. Someone, maybe even K. Thor has apparently made the [[fatty]] [[pregnant]].  
Targets of his legendary butthurt have included Joshua Beane aka the [[Dragonguyver]] and Matthew Moulton aka Onideus Mad Hatter. It should be noted that most of the people Kthor makes fun of are overweight. K. Thor previously had a "skinny fat" (nerd) figure but has become increasingly obese as his life spiraled downward from dotcom boom leech to guy poorly cribbing from Love and Rockets onto stolen bristol board. In 2006, K. Thor married a woman who is hella fucking fat. She designs purses and sells them on the internet. Someone, maybe even K. Thor has apparently made the [[fatty]] [[pregnant]].  


For some reason, his activities in [http://community.livejournal.com/fuckyoucrew/ fuckyoucrew] seem to draw considerably more ire than [[Portal of Evil]], where the site's co-owner Chet receives the lion's share of the complaints. Kthor is a considerably more public figure, however, with multiple television appearances (including a particularly embarrassing one on [http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1113 Blind Date]) under his belt. However, despite his popularity, he was still forced to sell his [[manga]] to pay for his wedding.  
For some reason, his activities in [http://community.livejournal.com/fuckyoucrew/ fuckyoucrew] seemed to draw considerably more ire than his time spent on [[Portal of Evil]], which may have fueled his turn to the cuck side as an SJW supporter. Kthor has always been a bit of a media whore, however, even with multiple television appearances (including a particularly embarrassing one on [http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1113 Blind Date]) under his belt, he was still forced to sell his [[manga]] and other assorted animu [[plastic crap]] to pay for his wedding.  


Kthor is currently banned from the [[Masturbation|Comics Journal]] message board for implying that X-Men writer [[Chris Claremont]] is anally fisted on a regular basis by a dominatrix dressed as Storm.


==All Growed Up==
==All Growed Up==
Kthor eventually gave up his life of attempted comic artistry, largely due to the fact that he hooked up with the nearest lowered expectation he could find and the two [[Forever Alone|30 year old virgins]] finally popped their collective cherries and managed to shit out a chromosomally deficient little sprout named "[[Original|Henry]]".
Kthor eventually gave up his life of attempted comic artistry, largely due to the fact that he hooked up with the nearest lowered expectation he could find and the two [[Forever Alone|30 year old virgins]] finally popped their collective cherries and managed to shit out a chromosomally deficient little sprout named "[[Original|Henry]]".


His current whereabouts are unknown but he's likely working some menial, minimum wage, shit job to make ends meet while he cries himself to sleep every night knowing that all the better he could do with his life was to crap out a carbon copy cock shitter who will probably wind up having even LESS creative talent and originality than his [[failure|father]].
He currently hangs out largely on Twitter where he incessantly retweets anti-Trump propaganda and extreme left wing SJW bullshit.  He also has a new book he's trying to pawn off, likely some self-aggrandizing liberal reach around.  He's likely working some menial, minimum wage, shit job to make ends meet on the sides while he cries himself to sleep every night knowing that all the better he could do with his life was to crap out a carbon copy cock shitter who will probably wind up having even LESS creative talent and originality than his [[failure|father]].  Either that or his wife is now the bread winner by whoring herself off to other men while she leaves cuck boy at home to take care of the spergs.


[[File:Kthor_-_His_Kid_Henry.jpg|thumb|center|<center><b>How [[Retarded|Cute]]</b></center>]]
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K. Thor Jensen aka Kthor, was a cartoonist and moderator of the LJ community fuckyoucrew, who now writes about dogs, non-binary trans-masculine unicorn-kin and other assorted SJW pursuits. In ye olden times he was one of the editors of the now dead site Portal of Evil (before he went full cuck). In his younger years he clashed a number of times both in real life and on LJ with infamous basement dwelling failure and fatty Lord Rexington Fear.

Targets of his legendary butthurt have included Joshua Beane aka the Dragonguyver and Matthew Moulton aka Onideus Mad Hatter. It should be noted that most of the people Kthor makes fun of are overweight. K. Thor previously had a "skinny fat" (nerd) figure but has become increasingly obese as his life spiraled downward from dotcom boom leech to guy poorly cribbing from Love and Rockets onto stolen bristol board. In 2006, K. Thor married a woman who is hella fucking fat. She designs purses and sells them on the internet. Someone, maybe even K. Thor has apparently made the fatty pregnant.

For some reason, his activities in fuckyoucrew seemed to draw considerably more ire than his time spent on Portal of Evil, which may have fueled his turn to the cuck side as an SJW supporter. Kthor has always been a bit of a media whore, however, even with multiple television appearances (including a particularly embarrassing one on Blind Date) under his belt, he was still forced to sell his manga and other assorted animu plastic crap to pay for his wedding.


All Growed Up

Kthor eventually gave up his life of attempted comic artistry, largely due to the fact that he hooked up with the nearest lowered expectation he could find and the two 30 year old virgins finally popped their collective cherries and managed to shit out a chromosomally deficient little sprout named "Henry".

He currently hangs out largely on Twitter where he incessantly retweets anti-Trump propaganda and extreme left wing SJW bullshit. He also has a new book he's trying to pawn off, likely some self-aggrandizing liberal reach around. He's likely working some menial, minimum wage, shit job to make ends meet on the sides while he cries himself to sleep every night knowing that all the better he could do with his life was to crap out a carbon copy cock shitter who will probably wind up having even LESS creative talent and originality than his father. Either that or his wife is now the bread winner by whoring herself off to other men while she leaves cuck boy at home to take care of the spergs.

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