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| [[Image:2015_BTTF_Remake.jpg|thumb|2015 in a nutshell]] | |
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| '''2015''' was another shitty year of existence which further proves that the stupid [[Mayans|Mayan]] end of the world conspiracy was fake and gay. 2015 began with both a [[Leelah Alcorn|suicide-related]] tranny acceptance movement and [[GamerGate]] still raging on at a finely dramatic simmer. Throughout the year, there were many [[Mass Murder|mass murderers]] who attempted to reach the [[high score]], along with the continuing acceleration of the polarization of society and the drama produced due to this, only further surged by the rising [[SJW]] influences in politics and culture, the beginning of the [[Trump]] campaign, and the slow and painful death of the middle class.
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| Need a recap of what happened [[2014|last year]]? We've got you covered.
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| == Dramatica Events from 2015 ==
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| === January ===
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| [[File:Charlie_Hebdo_6.jpg|100px|thumb|[[Draw Mohammed Day]].]]
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| [[File:Mootsclosed.jpg|thumb|100px|right|Kthxbai.]]
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| * The transgender acceptance movement marches even harder after hellbound tranny [[Leelah Alcorn]] commits suicide by jumping in front of a moving truck at the end of last year.
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| * [[Charlie Hebdo]] gets [[raped|shot]] in the ass by angry [[Muslims]] for making fun of [[pedo|Mohhamed]].
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| * ED officially enters 21st century by migrating to 11 cloud servers that are behind [[7 Proxies]].
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| * Transsexual FBI informant [[Laurelai|Laurelai Bailey]], already a subject of fake rape and fake suicide attempts, tries to pin kiddie porn on [[GamerGate]] and fails. An [[Laurelai/An_Open_Letter_To_My_Rapist,_Laurelai_Bailey|open letter exposing her as a rapist]] later emerges.
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| * Fed up with all the [[cuckoldry|cuck]], [[moot]] retires from [[4chan]].
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| * Supreme Gentleman [[Elliot Rodger]] receives the honorary [[Golden iPod Award]] for 2014.
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| * Backed by [[Patreon]] funds and her rich father's credit cards, [[Shanley Kane]] tries getting the CEO of [[Linux]] fired using the imaginary powers of feminism, and in turn gets ridiculed by the entire internet.
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| * Failed YouTube comedian [[Peter Coffin]] reemerges from the slums of social media with another fake relationship in tow. This time, instead of roleplaying as his own [[Imaginary girlfriend|Japanese girlfriend]], he's insisting that he's married to a [[Realdoll|love doll]], and may have even [[Barack Obama|forged a birth certificate]] for the baby he claims the two of them have together.
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| * [[A Man in Black]] declares he's gonna take [[Taking down ED|ED]], [[weev]], and [[GamerGate]] down all at once with his shitty articles, then quickly retracts his statement.
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| === February ===
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| * Lulzgame Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 is created by [[EDF]] member gizmo01942 and causes an immediate shitstorm all over the internet.
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| * [[Law & Order|Law & Order: SVU]] takes on [[GamerGate]] with the episode "Intimidation Game," lampooning Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn's seedy antics and SJWs' cries of oppression. The episode even feature a fake website called "[[Reddit|Red]][[8chan|chanit]]." Lulzy reactions follow.
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| *[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] and two of her friends plot to commit a massacre at some mall in Canada, but are v& before they can NBK as someone snitched on them. A potential bloodbath rivaling [[Anders Breivik]] was narrowly avoided.
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| * The [[Hunger Games Roleplay]] community is jumpstarted after [[weeaboo]]s take over simulator threads on [[b/|/b/]].
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| === March ===
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| * The 10th anniversary of the Red Lake massacre in which our dear hero [[Jeff Weise]], got rid of 9 inferior [[injuns]] from [[Minnesota]]'s (mostly) nordic genepool. As usual, nobody gave a fuck but who can blame them? Non-whites do not deserve any pity.
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| === April ===
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| * A massive [[chimpout]] in [[The Great Baltimore Riots of 2015|Baltimore]] erupts over the death of some [[Freddie Gray|nobody nigger]] who died in police custody. [[OpFerguson|Sounds familiar to you?]]
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| * [[BALTIMORELOOTCREW|#BALTIMORELOOTCREW]] took place during those riots, creating a lot of lulz.
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| *[[Hillary Clinton]] Announces her candidacy for [[dictator]] of [[Murika]] (God Save Us.)
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| === May ===
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| * A game called [[Kill The Faggot]] is released. To nobody's surprise, massive lulz commence.
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| *An IRL troll hacks a billboard in Atlanta to display an image of the infamous [[old meme]] [[goatse]], shocking thousands of upper class scumbags in the process.
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| === June ===
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| [[File:Dylanndarkness.jpg|thumb|right|100px]]
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| * Sick of the injustices committed against the white race and the truth that nobody is doing anything about it, our brave hero, [[Dylann Roof]] decides to take care of the situation himself. 9 dead [[nigger|niggers]] later, and world fame is attained as our savior goes down into the history books.
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| * [[Donald Trump]] announced his candidacy for [[President|presidency]] of the [[United States]]. He would later go on to win the election, assuming office in January 2017.
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| === July ===
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| * Police and FBI raid the home of [[Subway]] spokesman/mascot [[Jared Fogle]], leaving with computers, his cellphone, and other items containing CP.
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| * [[The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015]] takes place, resulting in [[Nick Denton]] attempting to do damage control.
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| * John Houser, a 59-year-old IRL oldfag, attempts to duplicate [[James Holmes]]' theater rampage, killing 2 in the [[Grand 16 Shooting]].
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| === August ===
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| * Yet another psycho goes for the [[High Score]]. [[Vester Flanagan]] only dusted 2, but was the first shooter to complete the Bill O Riley [[School_shooting#Achievements|Achievement]] for recording their assault. This coupled with being a [[gay nigger]] resulted in shitty accuracy, but our [[an hero]] still managed a few frags.
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| * A lame ass show called [[Gen Zed]] is revealed. Extreme backlash is the result.
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| === September ===
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| [[File:ZoeAnitaUNbitchin.png|100px|thumb|[[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita]] and [[Zoe Quinn|Zoe]] tell their [[First World Problems|super important womyns issues]] to the UN.]]
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| * Karma bites Muslims [[in the ass]] when lightning strikes Mecca, a crane collapses, and hundreds of sand niggers die - all on [[9/11]]! A stampede happens shortly after in which a over thousand more Muslims die.
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| * After a long and successful trolling career, [[Joshua Goldberg]]{{Jew}} gets [[b&]] and [[partyvan]]'d.
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| * Some terrorist Nigerians set us up the bomb; 145 niggers die, making the world a slightly better place.
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| * Some bullshit drama happened this month, including [[Sarah Butts]], [[Post-Teenager]], [[Kevin Johnson]], and [[Ayaan Hirsi Ali]].
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| * Some water was found on [[Mars|that space rock nobody cares about]].
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| * [[Zoe Quinn]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] visit the United Nations to cry about [[cyberviolence|pixels on a screen that offend them]].
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| === October ===
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| * [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] kicks off October with a [[School Shooting]]. 9 people die as a result, before he gets cornered & [[Chris Dorner|dornered]]. (aka shot by the [[cop|pigs]])
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| * [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] goes for the high score in the most [[hawt|stylistic]] way possible; donning a Star Wars suit, screaming Darth Vader quotes, playing loud Halloween music, and stabbing people to death with his sword before getting pwn'd by the police.
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| * Continuing the beta uprising, [[Noah Jacob Harpham]] shoots up his neighborhood in [[Colorado|Colorado Springs]] and frags 3 jock scumbags before systematically becoming an hero.
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| === November ===
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| [[File:Lemmy Kilmister -bird.jpg|thumb|100px|Lemmy sums up 2015 with a single gesture]]
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| * France gets anally raped [[Fail|again]] in the [[Paris Mass Shooting]], in which over 120 people got [[pwnt|pwn'd]] by 8 "ISIS" agents in a false flag op by the Zionists to start another 10 year war for oil.
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| * [[Don Vito]] dies, after spending nearly 10 years as a prisoner after an incident around 2007 in which he groped 2 tween girls IRL.
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| === December ===
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| * 14 people are shot and killed in an attack perpetrated by a married Mudslime couple in the [[San Bernardino shooting]].
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| * [[Steam]] accidentally leaked the [[Dox|personal information]] of all it's users for a good one and a half hours.
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| * The year ended in tears for [[metal (music)|metalheads]] when one of their Gods, Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead, died after 70 years of [[party hard|hard partying]]. Lemmy joins several EDiots in Hell, where together they reap the [[hookers and blow|benefits]] of fealty to [[ED:SATAN|our lord and master]].
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| Overall, the year has been mostly stale and miserable, just like the rest of this decade. Not too late to kill yourself, so what are you waiting for?
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| {{Clear}}
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| == See also ==
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/2015]]
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/2015]]
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2015]]
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2015]]
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