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<b>Matthew Nicholson</b> of Ceres, California is your basic, 28-year-old, [[Basement-dweller]] that decided that he should shoot his mother, Lydia Nicholson, in the face because she broke into his room and caused him to lose a game because she had to ask him if he had any plans for the day that didn't include him sitting around all day | <b>Matthew Nicholson</b> of Ceres, California is your basic, 28-year-old, [[Basement-dweller]] that decided that he should shoot his mother, Lydia Nicholson, in the face because she broke into his room, unannounced, and caused him to lose a game because she had to ask him if he had any plans for the day that didn't include him sitting around all day stinking up the place playing [[Call of Duty]] and jerking off to [[animu]] that would have him getting out of the house such as getting a job or maybe talking to a girl. | ||
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'''Matthew Nichokson''' was another millennial whose life had been neutered, at the time of his birth, because his [[Your Mom|Mommy And Daddy]] didn't love him enough. | '''Matthew Nichokson''' was another of your millennial types whose life had been neutered, at the time of his birth, because his [[Your Mom|Mommy And Daddy]] didn't love him enough or prove it by burying him with mayerial goods. <br> | ||
It was their fault, he didn't finish high school, their fault he couldn't go on to [[education]], their fault that he couldn't move up to better positions at his job at a movie theater and advance out of that job of being that guy that runs around with a paint scraper cleaning up gum off the floors. Like so many [[William Atchison|before him]], Matt decided that it would be best for him to live a life playing video games and [[Doopie DoOver|bitching about his parents]] until opportunity decided to show up at his door and hire him at 500k a year after seeing him [[pwn]] [[noob]]s and build his settlements up like a pro, thanks to cheats, in [[Fallout]] 4.<br> | |||
Like the [[Kiwi Farms|Autistic little bitch]] he is, Matt had gotten angry for one reason or another, most likely someone [[pwn]]ed his ass midgame and gave him one more [[Teabagging|teabag]] than he felt was fair and began throwing a tantrum in his room. Being made to climb down the stairs, into the basement, at her advanced age of 68 to see what the problem was and if Matt might need his medication Matthew started instantly [[Sperg|Sperging]] out. Having no respect for boundries and violating Matt's [[Safe Space]] with her presence, Matt slipped into full [[Autistic]] rage mode and started throwing everything in his room.<br> | Like the [[Kiwi Farms|Autistic little bitch]] he is, Matt had gotten angry for one reason or another, most likely someone [[pwn]]ed his ass midgame and gave him one more [[Teabagging|teabag]] than he felt was fair and began throwing a tantrum in his room. Being made to climb down the stairs, into the basement, at her advanced age of 68 to see what the problem was and if Matt might need his medication Matthew started instantly [[Sperg|Sperging]] out. Having no respect for boundries and violating Matt's [[Safe Space]] with her presence, Matt slipped into full [[Autistic]] rage mode and started throwing everything in his room.<br> | ||
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Matt fled from his home like a [[pussy|bitch]] as his father called police. Matt was later arrested not far from his sister's house, without incident, as he just gave up. <br> | Matt fled from his home like a [[pussy|bitch]] as his father called police. Matt was later arrested not far from his sister's house, without incident, as he just gave up. <br> | ||
== Arrest == | |||
[[File:Coupon-prison-rape.jpg|thumb|right|250px|make sure you print this up Matt, You're gonna need it]] | |||
Matt has been book in the Stanislaus County Jail without bail where he has been charged with homicide.<br> | |||
Police have reported that the case is still ongoing and have asked people to call Ceres Police if they haclve any information on the case. | |||
Revision as of 18:56, 13 January 2018
Matthew Nicholson of Ceres, California is your basic, 28-year-old, Basement-dweller that decided that he should shoot his mother, Lydia Nicholson, in the face because she broke into his room, unannounced, and caused him to lose a game because she had to ask him if he had any plans for the day that didn't include him sitting around all day stinking up the place playing Call of Duty and jerking off to animu that would have him getting out of the house such as getting a job or maybe talking to a girl.
The Shooting
Matthew Nichokson was another of your millennial types whose life had been neutered, at the time of his birth, because his Mommy And Daddy didn't love him enough or prove it by burying him with mayerial goods.
It was their fault, he didn't finish high school, their fault he couldn't go on to education, their fault that he couldn't move up to better positions at his job at a movie theater and advance out of that job of being that guy that runs around with a paint scraper cleaning up gum off the floors. Like so many before him, Matt decided that it would be best for him to live a life playing video games and bitching about his parents until opportunity decided to show up at his door and hire him at 500k a year after seeing him pwn noobs and build his settlements up like a pro, thanks to cheats, in Fallout 4.
Like the Autistic little bitch he is, Matt had gotten angry for one reason or another, most likely someone pwned his ass midgame and gave him one more teabag than he felt was fair and began throwing a tantrum in his room. Being made to climb down the stairs, into the basement, at her advanced age of 68 to see what the problem was and if Matt might need his medication Matthew started instantly Sperging out. Having no respect for boundries and violating Matt's Safe Space with her presence, Matt slipped into full Autistic rage mode and started throwing everything in his room.
It was when he threw and broke his gaming headset that he started blaming his mother and father for all the failure in his life and threatened their lives.
Grabbing a loaded gun he had, Matt fired 2 shots into a wall before he shot his mother in the face, killing her and then, as he was attempting to turn the gun on his 81-year-old father in an attempt to kill him as well, Matt's father was already on top of him and the 81-year-old senior citizen beat the shit out of his cuck of a son Matt and took the gun from him.
Matt fled from his home like a bitch as his father called police. Matt was later arrested not far from his sister's house, without incident, as he just gave up.
Arrest
Matt has been book in the Stanislaus County Jail without bail where he has been charged with homicide.
Police have reported that the case is still ongoing and have asked people to call Ceres Police if they haclve any information on the case.