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| #'''[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Article_of_the_Now&action=edit§ion=new Click here to start a new section at the bottom of this page]''' | | #'''[http://encyclopediadramatica.xyz/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Article_of_the_Now&action=edit§ion=new Click here to start a new section at the bottom of this page]''' |
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| <div style="font-size:30px;color:red;text-decoration:blink;padding-bottom:0.5em;">^ READ THIS SHIT ^</div> | | <div style="font-size:30px;color:red;text-decoration:blink;padding-bottom:0.5em;">^ READ THIS SHIT ^</div> |
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| == [[Circumcision]] ==
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| I was planning on editing this article but didn't really find anything to improve. It's nice and lulzy, especially since the topic is taboo and makes most btards go nuts, as well as all the commotion over the germans banning it making the pedo-pediatricians going apeshit over their loss of fap material. I think we can at least expect drama. Also goes nicely with the recently-featured Jews article. Just my two cents [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 05:29, 25 April 2014 (EDT)
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| :Yes, I admit, circumcision is a dead horse, but I still hope it gets featured just so we can piss people off... oh well [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 21:19, 1 May 2014 (EDT)
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| == Pantera ==
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| This page sucked before, but I rewrote 50% of it and made it 9999999 times better.
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| :I'll have a look. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 13:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[ISIS]] ==
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| ISIS is pwning the middle east right now and is more powerful and richer than Al Qaeda. We (the freedomland) is at war with them, and ISIS has beheaded an american journalist (who no one knows)
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| [[User:Korrywatain|Korrywatain]] 01:04, 21 August 2014 (EDT) korrywatain
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| :{{check}} [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 13:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[Tourneyfag]] ==
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| An exemplary article.
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| [[User:Nujen|Nujen]] 11:27, 6 September 2014 (EDT)
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| :{{check}} [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 16:24, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[Brianna Wu]] ==
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| Topical. - [[User:Plantourchen|Plantourchen]] 18:56, 17 October 2014 (EDT)
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| == Naruto ==
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| Considering that the manga just ended, the movie thats about to hit theaters which /a/ is going nuts over, and the absolutely hilarious non-stop drama in the fanbase; I think it would make sense to feature the new revamped Naruto article considering current events. [[User:TheDildozer|TheDildozer]] 00:26, 25 November 2014 (EST)TheDildozer
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| == /[[pol/]] ==
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| M00t is officially getting rid of pol. Every thread is just full blown shitposting. Seems noteworthy to me.
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| http://boards.4chan.org/pol/
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| {{User:Sphotof/Sig}} 14:33, 7 December 2014 (EST)
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| == [[Jackie Coakley]] ==
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| Current Event. NEWS: The bitch at the center of the lulzy Rolling Stone fake rape clusterfuck.
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| Page could use improvements from professional EDers, though...[[User:Fakerapetroll|Fakerapetroll]] 00:44, 8 December 2014 (EST)
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| == MH370 ==
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| Lots of funny stuff on the [[MH370|MH370 page]] has been added since its creation; the "Plausible Theories" segment is absolutely lulzworthy. I think it would make a great AOTN especially since it's been [http://www.businessinsider.com/cnn-aviation-expert-theory-on-mh370-2015-2|brought up in the news again.] PPL are saying Putin could be responsible. Just a suggestion, thanks.
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| <span style="color:#f6358a;">S</span><span style="color:#ec2b80;">u</span><span style="color:#ff5db2;">k</span><span style="color:#ff8fe4;">i</span>[[Image:sukiicon2.gif]] 16:04, 26 February 2015 (EST)
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| == [[Dumuzi-ouji]] ==
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| Great article on a fresh tartlet. Best of all they're an active lolcow which makes it all the more ripe for the picking. [[User:Stlson|R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard]] 19:26, 7 March 2015 (EST)
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| == Kanadajin ==
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| She's still making videos, and she still has a large amount of fans who don't know about all her bullshit. She's also tried editing the article multiple times and was pretty butt hurt about it. Aside from that, the article already has a relatively large amount of page views when it hasn't even been featured.
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| --[[User:Eaterofsins|Eaterofsins]] 18:56, 8 March 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[Amiibo]] ==
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| A lot of people are pissed at Nintendo right now with the Amiibos, part because of the locked content that require Amiibos, and the other half being there's not enough supply to keep up with demand, leading to scalpers buying them all and selling them for hundreds of dollars on eBay and Amazon. Last Thursday they opened up pre-orders for Wave 4, and they all sold out in just three hours. It's that bad. --[[User:LoverOfBats|LoverOfBats]] 19:29, 3 April 2015 (EDT)
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| :[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:LoverOfBats&curid=288075&diff=733593&oldid=721340 Followed up.] [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 14:15, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == SCHOOL SHOOTER ANIVERSARIES ✓ ==
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| AOTN - APRIL 16TH = [[Cho Seung Hui]]
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| AOTN - APRIL 20TH = [[Columbine]]
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| [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] 18:25, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == Lord Foxworth ✓ ==
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| This article is about an interesting LolCow.I have contributed to it myself. He's a weirdo who obsesses over the characters from the Nichijou Anime with photoshops of himself, makes weird 3D animations about his fetish, wants to rape one of the characters anally and goes in detail about how he wants to do so, hoards tons of ancient 1990's computer hardware. He's right up there with JustinRPG and should be known by the entire internet as one of the most disturbing lolcows to exist.
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| [[Lord Foxworth]]
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| --[[User:Foxworthismysenpai|Foxworthismysenpai]] 01:21, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[He has no style|Lanky Kong]] ==
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| Anyone think this is good enough for the front page? I need a judgment call. --[[User:LoverOfBats|LoverOfBats]] 13:23, 10 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[Gorgeous George]] ==
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| GG has been in rare form as of late. From making multiple videos about people who have been trolling him (that he claims he doesn't care about), false flagging videos, death threats and even claiming he is going to start writing articles on ED like anyone cares. He has even asked a [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#rovestyakuto furry] to help him troll the trolls. The butthurt and rage has been strong with George lately. --[[User:MattWilsonFails|MattWilsonFails]] 11:35, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[Emma Sulkowicz]] ✓ ==
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| This is the Columbia University mattress "I got almost raped" chick. Her victim just filed a lolsuit with lots of lulzy details of Emma's whorishness
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| http://www.scribd.com/doc/262956362/Nungesser-Filed-Complaint
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| [[User:Fakerapetroll|Fakerapetroll]] 15:17, 25 April 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] ==
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| It has to be done. The game has been out less than a year and already has been milked faster than Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed, and throw in a highly autistic fandom full of bronies, dubstep fanboys, furries, 12 year olds, and Let's Players and you've got yourself a real big spaghetti mess. Oh and let's not forget that the majority of FNAF fanboys haven't even played the game.
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| == Suggestion ==
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| [[The War of Northern Aggression]]
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| <span style="color:#f6358a;">S</span><span style="color:#ec2b80;">u</span><span style="color:#ff5db2;">k</span><span style="color:#ff8fe4;">i</span>[[Image:sukiicon2.gif]] 10:28, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
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| == Nick Bate ==
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| For later. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 14:38, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
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| == [[BBWChan]] ==
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| I've put a lot of effort in this article. This is pretty serious now. I even reuploaded images to increase the level of quality. Not like I enjoy BBWhore, but I really think this cringeworthy material should be highlighted to everyone.
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| <br>- Spoiler box
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| <br>- Re-edited infobox
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| <br>- General clean-up (Clarification of BBWChan's name, grammar, links, pictures, galleries, etc.)
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| <br>- New graphics
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| <br>- Absolutely new, updated board list
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| <br>- History sub-page
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| <br>- InflateChan sub-sub-section
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| <br>- 'Tru Poetry' category with six full-length shitty fanfictions found on BBWChan
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| <br><br>Thanks faggots, hope it gets main-paged soon. (btw I also put a check mark next to all featured ones for visibility)
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| <br><br>--[[User:Miluk|Miluk]] 11:41, 10 May 2015 (EDT)
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| == Rebornica ==
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| There has been some recent drama with Rebornica making someone kill themselves. The article is also lulzy and has been repeatedly revised.
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| [[User:MrFig|Mister Fig]] 16:22, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
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| :* I doubt anyone killed themselves. It's just an accusation people on tumblr like throwing around at one another. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 17:22, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
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| == Articles I want to put on AOTN in the fuftue ==
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| * I've sort of taken over the AOTN for a while now. Hope no one has a problem with that. I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of things I need to put on there. Here is a list of articles that I want to shove on there that y'all can put in there instead of me if I'm busy/forget/you can't think of anything.
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| *<s>[[Cards Against Humanity]]</s> - we got a little exclusive there. found the identity of the chick that was accusing one of the creators of rape. media was trying to hide her.
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| *<s>[[Chris Kluwe]]</s> - I think it's shit but Zaiger likes it and wasn't it on AOTN
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| *[[Video Game Reviewers]] + [[Video game journalism]] - wanna put them one after the other. GG faggots eat it up. something's gotta be there anyway so we might as well get pageviews out of it
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| *<s>[[Kotakoti]]</s> - one of the most viewed articles that's about a person (#3 I think). never been front paged
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| *[[Lena Dunham]] - <s>NOT FINISHED YET. I need to do a bunch of work on it but when it's done I wanna get it on AOTN.</s> finished.
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| *<s>[[VICE]]</s>
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| *[[Buzzfeed]]
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| *<s>[[Nick Denton]]</s>
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| *[[Zyklon Ben]]
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| :: I don't want to put them all in the list in advance because if something becomes more relevant changing it all around becomes a pain in the ass. I'll be adding/crossing out articles if I remember/put something up. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 14:49, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
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| == And now for a stormy outlook... ==
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| I'm surprised [[WeatherManKevin]] hasn't already been featured. [[User:Jazzybellio4912|Jazzybellio4912]]
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| == Ubisoft ==
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| With E3 right around the corner, I think it'd be justified to give AOTN to the [[Ubisoft| company that gets laughed out every year]] --[[User:CorpseFriedChicken|CorpseFriedChicken]] 11:55, 10 June 2015 (EDT)
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| == Dylan Storm Roof ==
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| https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dylann_Storm_Roof
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| TL;DR the shitstorm of the year is about to erupt.
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| another adam-lanza esque cracker just went on a massacre.
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| 9 niggers killed, only 1 injured.
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| Perpetrator did not an hero.
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| We need people working around the clock on the page as more info is revealed.
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| Set the article for at least the next 3 days.
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| [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] 19:17, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
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| == Rebornica ==
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| [http://amotherfuckingplane.tumblr.com/post/122187993531/they-found-the-page-also-getting-this-upset| Rebornica has recently found her ED article], so lulz shall ensue. Also, the entire article has been overhauled and completely rewritten by a different person, while being revised by yours truly, so the quality is much better now.
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| [[User:MrFig|Mister Fig]] 21:05, 22 June 2015 (EDT)
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