Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/July 4, 2012

The Jewnited States of Americunts

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The Jewnited states of Americunts, (pronounced by the local inhabitants as "Murka") is also known as the Confederate States of America, AmeriKKKa, Dumbfuckistan, Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan, Fatty Nation, The Great Satan, the Black States of America, or just America (as if they are the only country on the whole continent) is a cesspool of rednecks, spics, jews, niggers and christfags on land stolen from the native Injuns. It is currently #3 on top ten fattest countries, just behind two countries nobody has fucking heard of. Americunts are ugly, selfish, greasy fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. They believe they are superior to everyone else, even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas and an extreme case of baby-dick. The US is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in all of human history and is hated, secretly or blatantly, by every other country on the planet.

((FUCKIN PATRIOTS))

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