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SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome A.K.A. PostpartumAbortion) is a hilarious form of birth control, courtesy of Mother Nature, deciding that your retarded rape-offspring is too ugly for this world, because you decided to mount a fat cow who didn't do anal. This sudden impact of death, is even more hilarious in light of the fact that the ugly hippo you knocked up has to carry the abomination for 9 months before going into the labour for long hours, while in severe pain, only to see the fruits of her effort choke on it's own fat tongue.
There are many causes of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, most of which boil down to neglect of some sort. By far the most common cause is choking on the cock of the father.
