Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/February 16, 2014

“	Honestly imagine you're holed up hiding from the Nazis for over a year with a girl going from puberty to adolescence. The only male even close to her age is you. So eventually, like the last 2 people on Earth, she resorts to fooling around with you. One night she lets you take her virginity and you clumsily yet passionately give her yours. But you couldn't possibly deal with pregnancy while living in an attic, so you pull out and finish all over her budding chest. Semen stains the mountain tops, semen stains the mountain tops... It's a legit fetish of mine.	„
—Dedicated NMH fan