Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 22, 2014

	“	The excitable black woman who is probably a constant employee of the month there can and will validate my presence and purchase there at the time. I was NOT PURSUED BY ANYONE UPON MY DEPARTURE, ALL OF YOU DAMN TROLLING-STUPID FREAKS!!!	„
	—Chris-chan, in response to recently being caught shoplifting at a Best Buy.