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Bestiality
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'''North Korea''' ''(A.K.A. Best Korea)'' is the opposite of [[Good Korea|Gay Korea]] and one of the greatest anti-American trolls of the last thirty years, managing to obtain [[eproctophilia|nuclear weapons]] and a [[space|space program]] without anybody being [[Internet Tough Guy|strong enough]] to stop them. When US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright{{jew}} returned from the country in the year 2000 she confirmed that Kim Jong-Il had at least one tiny missile that he had been repeatedly dipping into her Pu-Tang River.
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When not threatening nuclear war against the [[America|imperialist powers]], the country enjoys [[paedophilia]], [[cannibalism]] and watching their highly successful [[Olympics|Olympic]] [[Buttsecks|sodomy]] team.
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Bestiality is the practice of willingly having sex with animals. Like being a furry only the animals don't want you shoving your penis in the ass of their fine fuzzy fundament. Of course one leads to the other: furry is the hop and skip and before jumping into bestiality. After a few Zeta Toys the furries always end up wanting "the real thing".
 
Many debates around the subject center on whether animals can consent to sex. Most normal people believe that no, animals cannot consent to sex. Is that correct? Some say no, because even though the sick bastards knew the dog wasn't smart enough to recognize the fact that the peanut butter was on your balls, it still licked the peanut butter off by its own free will.

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HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR LIFESTYLES?

Time for a Tug on the pug Bestiality is the practice of willingly having sex with animals. Like being a furry only the animals don't want you shoving your penis in the ass of their fine fuzzy fundament. Of course one leads to the other: furry is the hop and skip and before jumping into bestiality. After a few Zeta Toys the furries always end up wanting "the real thing".

Many debates around the subject center on whether animals can consent to sex. Most normal people believe that no, animals cannot consent to sex. Is that correct? Some say no, because even though the sick bastards knew the dog wasn't smart enough to recognize the fact that the peanut butter was on your balls, it still licked the peanut butter off by its own free will.

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