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{{AOTN|Dropdatwat|fuckingniggersfixthisspaceshit.png|Benjamin Cohen✡, a.k.a. dropdatwat is an Americunt Jew retard who crawled onto EDF2 on April 10, 2017. At 5'8 and 220 pounds, Ben is also a fat manlet.
{{AOTN|Uncyclopedia|DEP2.jpg|'''2020 Version 2.0: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''' (also known as simply '''Uncyclopedia''' is the [[fag]] version of [[ED]].


Ben's parents had him later in life, accounting for his unhinged autism.
A long time ago, Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone- Wait, It was [[Mr. T]].  
 
Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore [[gangsta]]s from Mars who fought for justice across the universe. They formed a coalition called the [[ninja]] coalition of awesome judgment and justice, or the NCAJJ for short. Anyway, these guys were totally [[hardcore]]. Until Robot Jesus came along and started a reign of terror on the land!!! [[Chuck Norris]].|ONE OF THEIR ADMINS GOT BUSTED FOR GROOMING!!!|Dropdatwat|NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS|Cultural Marxism}}
Ben created his EDF account under the moniker "dropdatwat" and began his constant quest for attention in any form possible. He was a candidate for EDF2's Faggot of the Year in 2017 and 2018, before finally winning EDF6's Faggot of the Year in 2020, being EDF6's first FOTY. Most of his early work has been lost to the great purge of 2019, but luckily all of the important things have been saved.
 
For instance, his penis.
One of Ben's hobbies is to post his wet, 3 and a half inch, micro chode around the forums for everyone to see.
Ben's penis is small.
Like really small.
It's so small, that if he hadn't already doxed his parents, you'd swear one of them was Chinese.
Much like Sexlord, Ben is a glutton for punishment. Nothing gets Ben's chode harder than reminding him that his dick looks more like a Vienna sausage than it does a cock.
In fact, this article probably has droppy harder than trigonometry. Some may say writing this is counter productive, but the story of Ben is one to be told for the ages.
|4= He paid $500 to have this deleted
|5= Cultural Marxism
|6= Kwanzaa
|7= Hanukkah}}

Revision as of 22:30, 7 January 2022

Uncyclopedia

2020 Version 2.0: Electric Boogaloo (also known as simply Uncyclopedia is the fag version of ED.

A long time ago, Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone- Wait, It was Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore gangstas from Mars who fought for justice across the universe. They formed a coalition called the ninja coalition of awesome judgment and justice, or the NCAJJ for short. Anyway, these guys were totally hardcore. Until Robot Jesus came along and started a reign of terror on the land!!! Chuck Norris.

(( ONE OF THEIR ADMINS GOT BUSTED FOR GROOMING!!! ))


What have I missed?
Dropdatwat
2 days ago
NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
4 days ago
Cultural Marxism
6 days ago