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A '''[http://r-word.org retard]''' is a term of endearment for the genetically inferior, stupid, and ugly sub-human species put on this earth from God solely for the entertainment of normal people, due to their handicap of being incredibly funny. A retard is anyone with an IQ of 110 or lower, which points to the obvious conclusion that approximately 99.8% of [[Americans]] are, in truth, retards. Just barely below [[niggers]], [[Jews]] and [[homosexuals]] on the human evolutionary scale, it is commonly believed that '''retards''' are created by fucktarded, [[mouth breather]] [[cum|sperm]].
 
Other than laughing at the way that they look and act, tards are biologically cursed, wastes of space, time, and the taxpayer's money. Failed abortions, many bleeding heart liberals feel the need to "adopt" these parasites to keep them as beloved pets to entertain them for 20-30 years and dump them into housing institutions for states to fund them.
 
A proven, common cause of retardation is  [[your mother]] getting stuck in the stink, forgetting to wipe the tard-infested shit off your father's dick, then getting stuck in the pink thus conceiving your retarded ass ([[for great justice]]). Check [[science]]. There are some new developments that indicate that some forms of autism may be linked to early [[television]] viewing.
 
A common tell-tale sign of being a retard is trying to use the [[punk|plugs]] from [[Hot Topic]] to pleasure yourself, shitting your underwear, being a [[faggot]], masturbating over fictional [[Brony|pink and sparkling ponies]], or all of the theories listed.
 
Alternative theories suggest that retardation is also caused by [[Falcon punch|punching pregnant women in the stomach]], or by a man using a condom, as some Durex factories carry headlice, stringrays and [[AIDS]]. Though, if you consider yourself one of those Bible-fucking, religious Christ fags, you could argue that a retard is the way they are thanks to a trolling [[God]] sticking His mighty, all powerful middle finger up the cunt of the pregnant woman and cursing the womb.
|DID YOU KNOW THE JEWS ARE BEHIND FUCKING EVERYTHING?!|Conspiracy Theory|College|Asking for it}}

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