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'''Raptor Jesus''' (or is it Osiris Deinonychus?) is a [[4chan]] [[meme]] consisting of a raptor's head crudely [[photoshopped]] onto any picture of [[Jesus]]. Some variations show him with raptor forearms as well, but [[Shit nobody cares about|this matters very little]]. The meme rose to fame when it became the [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|900,000th]] picture posted to [[B|/b/]], only to have the moderators replace it with a [[fail|much funnier image]] - a [[manga]] of a man with a donut on his genitals. Raptor Jesus never achieved the status of [[Happy Negro]] or [[Pedobear]] amongst the unsavories of /b/, but His "disciples" keep the faith alive in the <del>[http://raptorjesusbible.xwiki.com/xwiki/bin/view/Main/WebHome Raptor Jesus Wiki]</del> BALEETED. Or at least they did until it got [[pwnt]]. | '''Raptor Jesus''' (or is it Osiris Deinonychus?) is a [[4chan]] [[meme]] consisting of a raptor's head crudely [[photoshopped]] onto any picture of [[Jesus]]. Some variations show him with raptor forearms as well, but [[Shit nobody cares about|this matters very little]]. The meme rose to fame when it became the [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|900,000th]] picture posted to [[B|/b/]], only to have the moderators replace it with a [[fail|much funnier image]] - a [[manga]] of a man with a donut on his genitals. Raptor Jesus never achieved the status of [[Happy Negro]] or [[Pedobear]] amongst the unsavories of /b/, but His "disciples" keep the faith alive in the <del>[http://raptorjesusbible.xwiki.com/xwiki/bin/view/Main/WebHome Raptor Jesus Wiki]</del> BALEETED. Or at least they did until it got [[pwnt]]. | ||
Raptor Jesus is the only true savior. When our lord rises again during [[Catnarok|The Velocirapture]], heretics (which include [but not limited too] Jews, [[Christian]]s, [[Muslim]]s and [[atheist]]s) and worshipers of [[TyrannoSatan]] (which include promoters of [[buttsecks]] and [[furry]]s) shall be cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.|The Velocirapture Is Now Upon Us| | Raptor Jesus is the only true savior. When our lord rises again during [[Catnarok|The Velocirapture]], heretics (which include [but not limited too] Jews, [[Christian]]s, [[Muslim]]s and [[atheist]]s) and worshipers of [[TyrannoSatan]] (which include promoters of [[buttsecks]] and [[furry]]s) shall be cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.|The Velocirapture Is Now Upon Us|Catholic|Asperger's Syndrome|Audrey Hale}} | ||
Latest revision as of 18:09, 6 April 2023
Raptor Jesus (or is it Osiris Deinonychus?) is a 4chan meme consisting of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto any picture of Jesus. Some variations show him with raptor forearms as well, but this matters very little. The meme rose to fame when it became the 900,000th picture posted to /b/, only to have the moderators replace it with a much funnier image - a manga of a man with a donut on his genitals. Raptor Jesus never achieved the status of Happy Negro or Pedobear amongst the unsavories of /b/, but His "disciples" keep the faith alive in the Raptor Jesus Wiki BALEETED. Or at least they did until it got pwnt.
Raptor Jesus is the only true savior. When our lord rises again during The Velocirapture, heretics (which include [but not limited too] Jews, Christians, Muslims and atheists) and worshipers of TyrannoSatan (which include promoters of buttsecks and furrys) shall be cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.
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Audrey Hale 6 days ago | |