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'''Christopher Michael Bores''''' (pronounced Boris, ruining any "Chris Bores us" puns), also known as '''The Irate Gamer''' is a fat, lulzless, ill-informing [[YouTube]] user, who is the [[I see what you did there|perfect predecessor]] to the first [[AVGN|Angry Video Game Nerd]]. On April 28th, 2007, Irate Gamer put up a review of ''Back to the Future'' for the NES that might as well have been AVGN's exact review with his voice dubbed over, making the same exact points on Marty's vest, his skateboard, the game's enemies. Soon afterward, [[Internet tough guy|fans of the Angry Video Game Nerd]] went on the attack to contain Irate Gamer's AIDS attack, but were butthurt and cut off by Irate Gamer's own Internet tough guys, mainly himself and his mom. | |||
Irate Gamer would later reveal that he doesn't know shit about video games, by trashing classic games such as ''Ghosts 'n Goblins'', ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', ''Zombies Ate My Neighbors'', and ''Tetris'', and expecting everyone to agree with him about how these games are [[Bullshit|"way too hard" and therefore suck]]. Later, the Irate gamer would admit that he has never owned any video game consoles before he bought his entire game collection on eBay. All just to sell [[Profit|DVDs]]. | |||
Today, the Irate Gamer Syndicate spans all of the YouTubes, where any dissent towards him is repressed, and dissidents are flamed to death by butthurt Irate Goon Squads and all movies exposing his blatant plagiarism are DMCA'd by the Irate Gamer himself, formally through his company [https://web.archive.org/web/20140904085310/http://y2bproductions.com/ Y2B Productions]. | |||
|HE'S STILL MAKING GAME REVIEWS|Rogue, Internet Man|Mister Metokur|The Current Year}} | |||
Latest revision as of 16:52, 29 July 2023
Christopher Michael Bores (pronounced Boris, ruining any "Chris Bores us" puns), also known as The Irate Gamer is a fat, lulzless, ill-informing YouTube user, who is the perfect predecessor to the first Angry Video Game Nerd. On April 28th, 2007, Irate Gamer put up a review of Back to the Future for the NES that might as well have been AVGN's exact review with his voice dubbed over, making the same exact points on Marty's vest, his skateboard, the game's enemies. Soon afterward, fans of the Angry Video Game Nerd went on the attack to contain Irate Gamer's AIDS attack, but were butthurt and cut off by Irate Gamer's own Internet tough guys, mainly himself and his mom.
Irate Gamer would later reveal that he doesn't know shit about video games, by trashing classic games such as Ghosts 'n Goblins, Super Mario Bros. 2, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Tetris, and expecting everyone to agree with him about how these games are "way too hard" and therefore suck. Later, the Irate gamer would admit that he has never owned any video game consoles before he bought his entire game collection on eBay. All just to sell DVDs.
Today, the Irate Gamer Syndicate spans all of the YouTubes, where any dissent towards him is repressed, and dissidents are flamed to death by butthurt Irate Goon Squads and all movies exposing his blatant plagiarism are DMCA'd by the Irate Gamer himself, formally through his company Y2B Productions.
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