User talk:Niggerman7991

Esther❥Nguyen 23:12, 27 December 2011 (CET)

Your new article

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Gravitycat wants to help.

Hey, you've made an article about Preytor that might have potential, but you should probably work on it or it'll get deleted. Want some tips?

• Make it long enough to be worth reading! Several paragraphs at least, and use section headers (using ==Headername==.)
• Describe Internet drama or Internet funniness related to the subject. Be funny! Remember that "OMG this is so ghey" is not funny. Keep it somewhat on topic.
• Put in a picture or two. Screenshots are your friend (Printscreen button on your compy, than paste with Ctrl+V into MS Paint, then save as a JPG). Upload pics in the bottom left of the sidebar. Help in formatting here.
• Add links to websites showing drama and lulz - may be examples, related online groups, whatever. Help in formatting here.
• Categorize it. God help you if it has no categories. Categories here.
• Above all else, make sure it's funny. Look here for help.
• Read How to archive the lulz and the style guide for extra tips.
• Read some of the featured articles to see what makes a really good article.

Sounds like a lot of work, but it's really not. Do these, and your article won't get deleted.

welcome

Welcome, Niggerman7991

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

We realize a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's just the most important info:

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greetings. thanks for contributing to encyclopedia dramatica. in general, it is best to start articles in your userspace, because of exactly what happened. in any case, its unwise to simply blank the page, since it remains as an article title, with no content. i have included the welcome message above. it contains valuable links to help you. we are working on automatically welcoming users soon. plz continue to work on your article, unless you want it deleted or userspaced. let me know on my talk page, or for help, you can join ED:IRC for realtime help. :D -hipcrime 02:19, 28 December 2011 (CET)