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'''Kphoria''' ([[Powerword]]: Keith Richard Arnold) is your average [[vore]] fan who makes [[shit]]ty videos out of [[MS Paint]] and Windows Movie Maker, and thinks they're the best things invented since sliced bread. He is very popular on [[YouTube]] because of his [[Lolicon|loli]] videos (all his little girls wear short skirts), and everyone can relate to his characters because they [[Tracing|ALL LOOK THE SAME]]. Flaming him only results in him summoning his loyal army of [[fantards]] to return the favor.
 
==His Activity on YouTube==
[[File:Kphoriaytlogo.png|center|800px]]
[[Image:Booyaka_619.jpg|thumb|200px|[[An hero|This is what happens when you watch his gallery.]]]]
[[Image:Kphoriaartisshit.PNG|thumb|200px|[[Lie|He is TOTALLY original.]]]]
 
Much of Kphoria's attention came from his videos on YouTube, dating as far back as 2006. Some said they were introduced to [[vore]] through his videos <s>more than likely because of clickbait.</s> Some said they were scared and horrified by his videos and others say they are poorly animated and rightfully so. To this day, the quality of the animation presented in his videos hasn't improved and it's still the same shit.
 
Kphoria's videos consists of the same plot - some [[Loli|little girl]] or [[furry]] is hungry, so they pick up some helpless [[jailbait]] and swallow her in one bite. He receives much praise, yet his fans do not realize how repetitive and fucking awful his [[Shit|work]] is.
Because of this, His ego has risen so high, he might as well be in the [[Chasethehedgehog|top ten percent]] of YouTube. Beware, since he's the [[Faggot|King of the World]], he might block your comments and send you a message telling you are in the Blockhead Legion of YouTube, and [[Wambulance|whine]] to his friends about how he is [[BAWWW|deeply hurt by the trolling]].
 
As of 2018, he has over 162,000 subscibers, but has faced numerous problems regarding the community guidelines of [[YouTube]] and has received strikes <s>probably because of the nature of his vore and loli videos</s> and has decided to set up a Dailymotion account in the future. He also disabled comments altogether due to him being [[butthurt]] so you can no longer send him any lulz on YouTube.
 
===Your [[typical]] [[Shit|Kphoria videos]]:===
{{fv|BarneyVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>xCUobRP1hAE</youtube><center>'''Shy Ranger's Guard Duty, involving Princess Peach vore.'''</center>
|<youtube>andI3gGBbqE</youtube><center>'''Stalin Battle: Sonic Vs Stalin II'''</center>
|<youtube>KhbLgi5Gxcw</youtube><center>'''Beware The Jelliwocke, Elasta Vixen Part-1'''</center>
|<youtube>v=MJeKSzh7PWI</youtube><center>'''Fang Captures Sonic'''</center>
|<youtube>v=o6qt359iBnY</youtube><center>'''Why the Powerpuff Girls though?!'''</center>
|<youtube>v=vKwqnXdfS_0</youtube><center>'''Pinkie Pie voring Cream The Rabbit'''</center>
|<youtube>v=KnyAJB7o5X8&t</youtube><center>'''It only makes you wonder what the staff at YouTube were thinking when giving him this "award" '''</center>
}}
 
 
{{rainbowpyramid|OMG [[Lolicon|RORIKON]]!!1!!}}
 
 
 
 
===Rant Videos people have made on him===
{{fv|BarneyVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
 
|<youtube>v=7wlWIQzMku0</youtube><center>'''Rant by Super Menace'''</center>
|<youtube>v=r1dPfl92wxM</youtube><center>'''Rant by The Cringe Master'''</center>
|<youtube>v=u_PAvuB_OnQ</youtube><center>'''The Coyote Dissects: Kphoria'''</center>
|<youtube>v=_G81JrKg5mo</youtube><center>'''Another rant video by SSJAJ Peck'''</center>
|<youtube>v=D9R2nYWuelk</youtube><center>'''Cringe Commentary Ep.2: Kphoria'''</center>
|<youtube>v=5go2_Yi2NNM</youtube><center>'''Rant by Sam Gaku'''</center>
|<youtube>v=oloQPlYXQrw</youtube><center>'''Another typical DeviantArt Browsing The Worst rant video, including Kphoria in it.'''</center
'''</center>
}}
 
==His Activity on DeviantArt==
{{Achtung|Kphoria's DeviantArt Gallery is filled with Loli and Vore, proceed with caution!!!}}
[[File:Infoboxcharacterbuilderkphoria.png|thumb|"DON'T MAKE ANY HATE ART ABOUT ME!!!!"]]
[[Image:Copyandpaste.PNG|thumb|200px|Euvoria Siren, the ultimate [[mary sue]]. Remember, you too can become an internet celebrity with [[Tracing|copy and paste]].]]
As with his YouTube, Kphoria is widely known throughout [[DeviantArt]] with over a million pageviews and thousands of watchers. How or why he gets so much attention is beyond any sort of understanding, but like his videos contains poorly depicted drawings containing primarily of vore. You can clearly tell looking at his art that he obviously doesn't put much effort into it, having the use of the circle tool for the "bellies" and obvious amounts of tracing involved with the characters.
 
His gallery is made up of [[sluts]], specifically Princess Peach from [[Mario]], eating Koopas, that should fucking rip holes through her stomach because of the sharp spines. He is especially well known in the [[Sonic]] Community for his vore pics featuring characters from the Sonic franchise. Just like [[Chris-Chan]], Kphoria butchers the image of Sonic and creates obvious [[lie|"creative stories"]] involving them being vored. Take caution, his gallery will [[rape]] your eyes or cause you to become [[an hero]]. Most of the people who go to his gallery [[fap]] to the flat-chested loli. 
 
===Examples of Kphoria's Vore Art===
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Kphoriavoreart1.jpg|Kphoria is a brony now?
File:Kphoriavoreart2.jpg|Poor Sonic and Tails
File:Kphoriavoreart3.jpg|The fuck is this shit?!
File:Kphoriavoreart4.jpg|This proves he is a pedophile.
File:Kphoriavoreart5.jpg|More Sonic Vore Art
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Tailsatecreamtherabit.PNG
Image:Kphorialikeslittlegirls.PNG|That green thing is going to eat the little girls. Seriously, what a waste of loli.
Image:Theeuvoriasiren.PNG|Kphoria's [[imaginary girlfriend]].
</gallery>
|}}
<br>
{{clear}}
 
===Fanart people have made for him===
[[Image:Tailsatecreamtherabit.PNG|thumb|200px|Kphoria's [[Fail|hilarious]] jokes [[Lie|make me LOL every time]]]]
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Kphoriafanart.jpg|A parody of one [[Zeriara]] did for [[Snapesnogger]]
Image:Kphoriakawaii.JPG|This is for Kphoria's Spaminator contest.
Image:Kphoriaassburgers.jpg|KPHORIA'S ASSBURGERS CONFIRMED
File:Kphoriafanart1.jpg|Fanart for Kphoria's Euphoria Series.
File:Kphoriafanart2.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Kphoriafanart3.jpg|More fanart for Kphoria's Euphoria Series.
</gallery>
|}}
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===A possible reason for the downfall of DeviantArt?===
[[Image:Kphoriaiskingoftheworld.PNG|thumb|See? Did I tell you Kphoria is [[Fag|King of the World]]]]
Considering that Kphoria has been on DeviantArt for more than ten years, it is arguable that he contributed heavily to the trend of [[fetish]] [[art]] to invade and ruin the site to the point where that's all you'll find on DA these days.  His art has been praised by those mainly with no sense of skill when it comes to art. It has sadly influenced others to go down a similar path as he did <s>some which became just as infamous as Kphoria himself</s>, making poorly drawn pictures containing not just vore but other fetishes as well. Some of these "artists" may also use character builders made by Kphoria himself possibly because they don't want to draw or draw terribly worse than him.
{{clear}}
 
==ThatFheWuck==
[[Last Thursday]] ThatFheWuck, a [[16 year old girl]], decided to troll Kphoria thinking it would be TOTALLY FUNNY, and she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for Kphoria's [[Blowjob|cock-suckers]]. Though her videos were all [[unfunny]] and pointless, they offended the entire vore community.
 
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Alright, well, before I leave my comment, there needs to be some explanation.
 
I used to be a lurker here, for a LONG time, back in the days when Karbo's only work was The Clone, and my only intrest. Today, I am closed, out bi-sexual, who is now an ex-vorephillia (i still get some side effects, like the pleasure from biting or touching anothers belly ;P) but that is really it. I am more interested in my orientation as a bisexual, and stopped coming to this site only for my "needs" about a year ago.
 
But I did read alot of what you forum people here at Eka hade to say, ever since I first came here. But I remained silent. For so, so long, I remained silent. Topics on this forum would come up, and I would remain quiet, even though, so incredibly bad, I wanted to speak up on issues that were important in my life and those around me.
 
And today, I cannot stay quiet. This time, I registered after seeing this video. And...and I have to say with shaking hands as I type this that I hath as much fury as any. This is just prejudice. Complete and pure hate to another because of their intrests or sexuality. Its because of things like this that I have not come out openly in my highschool (yet) because of the hate that garners around another's sexual preferences. I have gay friends who get their lockers vandalized, get called names and the crap kicked out of them as they shout "Faggot!" or "Queer!" in their faces, where soon their foot will land.
 
Seeing this video has made me sick. Sick to the point where I actually feel sorry for the person who actually has enough pain in their own lives to push their hate upon someone else because they are insecure in their lives.
 
I'm not a vorephile anymore, but I remember the fear. I remember clearing history on my family's computer in order for no one to find out. The horror of my parents knowing. But since my coming out to them, and leaving this site behind, I have become a better person, and understand myself better. I like myself. Which is rare in our society today. And, after checking this site, after being curious at what had happened to it, and then finding this video, I will say that I am thoroughly disgusted, and am here to support you against people who hate others just because they are deemed "socially unacceptable."
 
There. Heh. Thats what I have to say.
 
Ah, and if this sparks more anger, it looks as if this "guy" you speak of on the forum is not really a "guy" per say.......actually, hes a woman. A woman who says that she has "many fetishes of her own."
 
Watching more of this "second hate video," I wonder...what exactly those fetishes she has are, and how are they any more "disgusting" than the ones here on Eka's Portal?
|Seventhslayer, assaulting your eyes with [[tl;dr]] text blocks and [[srs bsns]].
 
|Argh >.< Those hatefull people, such hate.... make me want to rip there jaw off and claw there eyes out.
|Kernac at Eka's Portal, dividing by zero.
 
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It probably motivated ThatFheWuck to continue making hate videos, until she pissed off the entire forum to the point where they were seeking [[war]] on the internet. [[Srsly]]. After this, she created [[over 9000]] videos on [[SHOOP DA WHOOP|fixing]] [[Mary Sue|Euvoria Siren]], a Kphoria parody video, and threats to Eka's Portal. This was the point when they [[ALL CAPS|REALLY WANTED TO KILL THAT BITCH]]. Less than three days, ThatFheWuck got her well-deserved, underage B&, along with SholyHhit, CesusJuckingChrist, and Maklopdsisafailure.
 
==BFFs==
One of Kphoria's [[BFF]]s is none other than #1 wanker [[Mikeroach113]]. When Mike was cornered by trolls, he bawwed to Kphoria, telling him the trolls were hackers. Kphoria and his cock-suckers went [[internet tough guy]] on the trolls, resulting in much lulz.
 
Another one is EvilReu, a [[weeaboo]] who really wants Kphoria to [[Buttsex|fuck him up the ass]]. He even made a poem for his lover:
 
{{Squote|Tribute to Kphoria
A guy named Kphoria,
The Man who made Voretopia
Is your favourite vore superstar,
He's in Canada, not quite Far.
 
"Viva Euphoria" That's what he quotes,
He's a vore creator, not a Joke.
He's no plain joe, he's a famous guy!
He pwns DA, he's super fly!(LOLZ)
 
Euvoria heroes, unite!
Swallowing Villains, that's right!
More Vore from the greatest star
The best creator there is, by far!|EvilReu, On being a Faggot.}}
 
Moving on, EvilReu is a [[Retard|super genius]], and blames ever thing on Drunkenlazybastard. Little does EvilReu know, he's just plain [[wrong]] and his art looks like [[shit]].
 
[[Image:EvilReusMarySue.PNG|thumb|This is EvilReu, the assbaby of [[Sephiroth]] and Evil Ryu. Also, is a [[Mary Sue]]]]
 
===Famous Quotes from EvilReu===
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
 
|Why i'm so evil! Is i'm soo demonish and I finally found the bloodline of me! I am the last living life form!
|EvilReu needs to lay off the LSD.
 
|Can i make a tribute to you? Make poems? make a page that is truly bout you? Anything! You are my Master!
|Yeah, he's [[gay]] for Kphoria.
 
|I am going to start my own league of evil enforcements! My league will be soo powerful that i will rule the world!
*evillaugh*
The Master! Le maître! Der Meister! マスター!<br>
That Master is ME!
:iconevillaughplz:
|Holy shit guys, he's totally [[Faggot|bad ass]].
 
 
}}</center>
 
==Reaction to this Article==
After this Article was made, Keith made petitions and basically [[butthurt]]ed his way into trying to get it removed. People have tried editing it, but failed miserably. He's sent his legion of [[Nazi]] [[furfag]] friends to spam and edit it as well, but they have also failed! Kphoria is just another [[Chris-Chan]], wanking at [[furries]] and going batshit insane over young interdwebs girls.
 
[[Fail|Also, he sent out his ass-kissers AGAIN to vandalize this article.]]
 
Here are two of Kphoria's responses to this article:
 
 
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
 
|<nowiki>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kphoria</nowiki>
Whoever wrote this article is a complete liar and I would appreciate this article removed. I'm not nagging again over a personal problem.
|Kphoria, on nagging over a 'personal' problem.
 
|Seeing as I have no control over what people think of me, I'm asking everyone here a small favour. If any articles, blogs or whatever should appear on any site excluding YouTube, DeviantArt or Eka's Portal, I don't want to know what they contain. I'm deeply hurt by a recent article brought to my attention. So I'm asking for the sake of my self-esteem that I'm not shown these hateful and ignorant works of discrimination. Feel free to defend my good name and hard work but don't get yourselves into trouble over me.
|Kphoria, being [[butthurt]], and crying about how his videos are too good to be made fun of.
 
 
}}</center>
 
==The CuringCancerComics Drama==
===Kphoria a thief?===
 
As time went on, an unfunny parody artist by the name of CuringCancerComics caught on to the fact that he might have been stealing from an 8th grader. He claimed that he stole bases from another website and used them in his shitty windows movie maker animations. Knowing Kphoria like we do now, he decided to coward his way out and eventually got banned from Eka's portal thanks to his unoriginality. His YouTube account is still intact however, but the creator of the bases that he stole claimed that he would have them removed.
 
===Aftermath of the Deactivation===
 
Of course, like every other fanboy on this fucking planet, his fanboys bawed and raeged over his deactivation because now they had no bases to draw off of because they suck dick at drawing. They claimed that they would have all the trolls that attacked him banhammered and removed from the internet. A white knight of his named Kaiju56monster caught on to this and proceeded to throw a bitch fit and claimed that he would avenge the death of Kphoria, but as we all know it failed, miserably.
 
===Kaiju56monster===
 
An unoriginal recolor artist decided the best way to avenge the death of the "Vore King" was to mirror his work, issue death threats to random people he hated, try to ally with Rosalina (no seriously), and apparently censor any comment that did not pat his ass and tell him how much of a hero he is. Later on however though he decided enough was enough and decided to deactivate his account, but CuringCancerComics claimed that he did this to avoid getting banned, something that is strictly against the TOS of DeviantArt.
 
Kaiju later returned but he was the REAL CuringCancerComics all along!
 
===Kphoria's Personal Info Leaked===
Kaiju also got ahold of Kphoria's info which was later given to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]].
 
Name: Keith Richard Arnold
 
Phone Number: (905) 358-3338
 
Address A: 4694 [[Trayvon Martin|Zimmerman]] Ave Rear
 
Address B: Niagara Falls, ON L2E 3M6
 
 
[http://thelulzyartist.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/kphoriadoxconfirmed.jpg?w=605 Kphoria Dox Confirmed]
 
==See Also==
[[Image:Kphoriahasassburgers.PNG|thumb|Kphoria has [[assburgers]]]]
* [[Autism]] - He has a high level of it for sure.
* [[BlueCatRiolu]] - Another infamous fetish artist on DeviantArt who is also into vore. Has shitty animations on Scratch.
* [[Chris-Chan]] - Do we have ask more about the similarities between these two?
* [[DeviantArt]] - Where he posts his shitty loli and vore drawings at.
* [[Fetish]]
* [[Furry]] - A furry in denial.
* [[Lolicon]] - One of the things he seems to love drawing for some fucking reason.
* [[Mikeroach113]]
* [[Pedophilia]] - Has fetishtized underage characters through his drawings including those from Sonic. 
* [[Sparkalloon]] - Fetish channel on YouTube with similar amounts of poorly animated inflation shit.
* [[Sonic]] - He obviously is a huge sonic fantard for sure.
* [[Vore]] - The main subject of MOST of his drawings and videos.
* [[YouTube]] - The place where Kphoria is most famous on.
 
==Where you can find Kphoria==
* {{dauser|Kphoria}} &ndash; (PLZ FLAME) THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF SHIT AND SICK STUFF
* {{ytuser|Kphoria}} &ndash; (You have to be his friend before flaming) "the shittiest videos I've ever seen"
* {{twitter|kphoria}} &ndash; Twitter account that appears to have been abandoned.
* {{kf|6191|Kiwi Farms Thread}} &ndash; No surprise he's got a thread on here.
* [http://www.dailymotion.com/Kphoria His Dailymotion Account] &ndash; Where he posts some of his videos at now.
* [https://www.roblox.com/users/31406163/profile His Roblox Account]
* [http://aryion.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10243&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 THE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL]
 
 
 
{{DA}}
{{faggotry}}
{{furfaggotry}}
{{Sonic}}
{{aspies}}
 
 
 
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Revision as of 12:51, 14 April 2018

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