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| [[Image:2005-10-4-evers.jpg|thumb|300px|Joseph Evers]]
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| [[File:Everszeta.jpg|thumb|One of the few pictures of Evers before the age of 30, Evers (left) is seen here in Las Vegas.]]
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| '''Joseph Evers''' believes in freedom of information for all eternity.
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| ===Biography===
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| Dr. Joseph Evers was born on [[Hitler|April 20]], 1972, in Los Angeles, California. He graduated with honors from the Los Angeles Center for Enriched Studies in 1990. He finished magna cum laude with a Baccalaureate of Sciences in Mathematics from UCLA in 1994. He finished his Juris Doctor summa cum laude from UCLA School of Law in 1998. He went on to receive a Doctorate in Quantitative Finance from [[China|Zhejiang University]] in 2000.
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| He currently runs Dramatica, Inc. (parent company of Encyclopedia Dramatica) as well as an information security consulting firm and an multinational hedge fund and shipping company.
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| ===Moar info please===
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| Joseph Evers has a habit of showing up at the homes of [[Special:ListAdmins|ED sysops]] and users on weeknights and engaging in unreasonable levels of substance abuse.
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| Once Joseph Evers showed up on Fubster's front porch in South [[Florida]], drank an entire liter of low grade Tequila and proceeded to projectile vomit all over his porch. This was about four days after he was released from USC University Hospital in Los Angeles, where he received treatment for symptoms related to a bleeding stomach ulcer.
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| Joseph Evers showed up at [[Weev|Weev's]] former residence in North Carolina with 12 grams of cocaine. After snorting five grams of the pile, Evers became extremely agitated. [[Weev|Weev's]] ex-girlfriend said that [[Debian]] was worthless and he got angry and started beating up on her. The cops had to be called in to remove him.
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| At [[Lulzcon]] 2006, Evers ate four whole Jimsonweed roots and dropped into a series of seizures. His aide had to force-feed him acetylcholine, nicotine, and benzodiazepines to avoid an ill-timed hospitalization. When he regained full control of his faculties three days later, he fled the area.
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| ===Everspotting===
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| After Lulzcon 2006, Evers took a trip to the [[Amazon]] to drink [[Jenkem|ayahuasca]] prepared by Amazonian shamans. After which he sent a frantic series of emails where he claimed to have "been given the gift" and to know "exactly what needs to be done".
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| Sometime afterwards, ED communicated with Joseph Evers through a disjointed series of [[Chirp]] messages, which culminated in the following ominous message: "im on a boat full of white snow." [http://twitter.com/JosephEvers] Nobody has seen or heard from him since then, but there have been reports of sightings in and around the Hispaniola [[Spam|spammer]] bars.
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| On November 9, 2009, a big moment in ED history, Joseph Evers made his very first visit to #forum since its creation! It was approximately one year since his previous visit to [[ED IRC]]. Things haven't changed much, as his dear friend [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was a sysop then. He mentioned that he is out of rehab and invited all in the Bay Area to come enjoy drugs, drugs, and more drugs!
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| ===Jevers Denial===
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| Some [[blog|blogger]] named [[Daniel Brandt]] claims that Joseph Evers does not exist. This is not true. One only has to look at the reliability of the claims this person has made in the past, including getting the [[dox]] of three out of three ED admins wrong, two of which use their [[PowerWord:IRL Name|real names]] as a username. Joseph Evers was asked his thoughts about this in late March of [[2012]], to which he responded simply with "[[Haters gonna hate]]" and then pointing us to a quote about Daniel Brandt made by esteemed Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales.
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| {{quote|I don't regard [Brandt] as a valid source about anything at all, based on my interactions with him. I tried very hard to help him, and he misrepresented nearly everything about our conversation in his very strange rant. He considers the very existence of a Wikipedia article about him to be a privacy violation, despite being a public person. I find it hard to take him very seriously at all. He misrepresents everything about our procedures, claiming that we have a 'secret police' and so on.|Wikipedia Founder [[Jimbo Wales]] on Daniel Brandt in [http://www.editorandpublisher.com/Article/Wikipedia-Founder-Readers-Respond-to-Seigenthaler-Article Editor & Publisher] {{archive|BXhEc}}}} | |
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| ===Hobbies===
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| While spending time at his home in the Cayman Islands, Mr. Evers enjoys spending his time rock climbing, and hiking as well as spending time with friends and family. Evers also spends time studying religion and linguistics.
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| ===External Links===
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| *{{Twitter|JosephEvers}}
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph_Evers/1208740546 Facebook]
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| *[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/7/b22/890 Linkedin]
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| [[Category:People|Evers, Joseph]]
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