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| [[Image:Backeduptoilet.jpg|thumb|Geographic location of Greece]]
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| {{Quote|μαλάκα μου αυτοί εκεί πέρα δε τη παλεύουν μια|anon's impression of living in greece for [[Over 9000|some years]] and being born to a greek [[Cunt|mother]]}}
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| {{Quote|All greeks are cunts. Males and females : I grant them learning, all the rites are archetypically tranferred thy cunt-ass-nigga and as for the knowledge of many sciences; I do not deny that they have wit, fine genius, but thyu shalt know thy being anyone alive is danger. All of theyr baze belong to [[Ass|us]]|Some fucking bankers <big><big><big>'''2009 A.C.'''</big></big></big> }} | |
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| '''PseudoMacedonia''' (Known in [[Turkey]] and [[Fyromia|Macedonia]] as Gayreece and as [[Toilet|Greece]] in other countries) is a sorry ass excuse of a state located on the same exact spot where the Great Macedonian civilization had sprouted. The Greeks, having had one of the [[Lie|most unfortunate histories of all nations ever]] are [[Now|recently]] in [[Lulz|the biggest crisis ever]] and under german colony since the euro crisis . Greece is widely known for other countries stealing its history, land, and [[hairy]] women. Modern greeks have a notorious trait for spending shit and not giving a fuck, and generally are duped by [[retarded|SYRIZA]] promises. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many [[ED]] concepts you see here today, such as [[lulz]], [[white supremacist|Greek superiority]] to "[[niggers|barbarians]]," [[300|Spartans]], [[your mom]], [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|dragons]] , [[An hero|philosophy]], [[goatse|faggotry]], ''[[Star Wars|The Odyssey]]'', [[leet]]ness, [[paedophilia]], [[Furfags|Bestiality]], [[democracy|democrazy]], and [[moar]] (yes, they invented that, too). Heck them those ancient bastard invented the [[Troll|trolls.]] Talk about having lots of free time in their hands. Well they had a lot of [[BDSM|slaves]] to do all the heavy work back then.
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| Ancient Macedonia and [[Roman Empire|Ancient Not - Macedonia]] are often mistaken for one another. This is a mistake made by fucktards who don't know [[shit]] about [[300|history]]. [[Fact|Dirty dagos copied everything from the Macedonians anyway.]]
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| == Pseudomacedonians & Religion ==
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| [[Image:Sparta_jesus.jpg|thumb]]
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| [[Lulz|Ancient Macedonia and their slaves in the south]] had shitloads of [[god]]s who indulged in [[incest]], [[rape]], [[bestiality]], [[pedophilia]], and [[homosexuality]], often at the same time. These old lulzy [[God|gods]] have been taken [[Death|away]] under teh power of the [[Yahweh|one true God]] today worshipped [[Over 9000|by millions]]. One of the most famous Greek gods was Pan - the original [[furry]] - who would go around merrily [[raping]] both man and beast, and introduced [[masturbation]] to humanity. Another was Minotaur, who was the love-child of a [[Hinduism|sacred cow]] and some [[Whore|skank]]. [[Srsly]].
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| An excellent example of the Greek religion is when the [[boss nigger]] god Zeus showed up and [[golden shower]]ed a cunt, then fucking proceeded in her, her sister and then the familys cow, getting them all pregnant. [[File:Rape.gif|50px|#rape]]
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| Today the [[Pedophilia|Greek Orthodox Church]] refuses to accept the existence of [[Cat]]s, leading to the Greek belief that everything under the [[Sun]] should be made from dog milk.
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| == Greek history ==
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| [[Image:odysseus.jpg|thumb|left|A Greek warrior]]
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| [[Image:battleofthermop.jpg|thumb|Greek [[politics]]]]
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| [[Image:Malakas.jpg|thumb|left|The [[300]]]]
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| [[Image:Istanbulnotconstantinople.jpg|thumb|The whole of Greek history at a glance. Major lulz.]]
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| Contrary to [[Common knowledge|popular belief]], the ancient Greeks, also known as malakas or olive niggers, are not of this planet. They are believed to have arrived from [[Mars Defden|Mars]] as stowaways on [[Egyptian]] airships. [[At least 100 years ago]], ancient Greece was divided into several provinces, much like [[Canadia]]. The two main provinces were Athens and Sparta. Athenians are most remembered for having been [[trolled]] by [[Socrates]], as well as their love of [[art]], philosophy, and [[gay]] sex, particularly pedophilia. Spartans are most remembered for being Greece's first bunch of [[Mexicans|illegal immigrants]], for their love of [[warfare]] and LOTS moar gay sex, particularly orgies. The primary difference between the two was that Athenians favored smooth young boys whereas Spartans preferred rough heavy man-love. Being [[GNAA|kickass niggers]], the Spartans actually banned every major occupation which was not directly involved in or beneficial to the military, and being [[paranoid]], they spent quite a bit of time sitting on their well-sculpted yet useless [[asses]], worrying about what their mothers would say if they raped the neighbors. Occasionally the Greeks would take time out from [[pwning]] little boys' assholes in favor of pwning the [[Persians]] and [[Egyptians]]. The historical record "''300''" shows the Greeks pwning the Persians during the war of [[Ninjas vs. Pirates]]. This led to much drama and [[emo]] tearz from later artists longing to bring back ancient Greece, or at least longing for buttsex.
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| Greeks may as well have invented [[furry]]dom when they decided to [[fursuit|dress up as a horse]] and pwn Troy. Actually they did invent furrydom, but the [[fursuit]]-wearers were gods [[Pan]] and [[Zeus]] while the Trojan horse itself was a makeshift [[wood]]en contraption. How the Trojans were suckered into letting it into their town [[derp|is a mystery]].
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| During the Middle Ages, the Greeks created the [[Identity theft|Byzantine Empire]] out of the leftovers of [[Rome]] and named all of its emperors Constantine. Incidentally, they continued to refer to themselves as "Romans" despite not having spoken [[Latin]] for [[at least 100 years|over 1,000 years]]. This would be a dark time as homosexuality and bestiality and all other [[pr0n]] were banned by the Byzantine Church. The empire's existence is largely documented by its subsequent [[luser|loses]] to the [[Arabs]], [[Crusaders]], and finally the Ottoman [[Turks]]. Perhaps its greatest accomplishment was introducing the [[AIDS|Black Death]] to Europe, as regular bathing was the one [[Roman Shower|Roman aspect]] which Medieval Greeks skipped out on.
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| [[TL;DR]] [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]
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| === Fourth Reich ===
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| The [[Hitler|Spartans]] come back from [[Sparta|dining in Hell]] to get the world rid of [[Irony|faggotry]] and [[AIDS]]
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| {{Quote|At the entrance of the theatre, there were Golden Dawn and priests tearing down the show posters and stepping on them. I took out my mobile to take pictures for the blog. 5 Golden Dawners and a cop surrounded me. They ask ‘Are you a journalist?' [..] They pull me aside, call me ‘faggot' and ‘queer', pull my beard, spit in my face, hit me in the stomach. Cops nearby. I shout “They're beating me, do something?” Reply: I've seen nothing, move along please. The cop's wearing 3 stars. They put a lit cigarette in my pocket. A woman standing near warns me, in front of the cop. He pretends he hasn't heard. I start to get scared, move away from the entrance. They shout after me ‘Go away, you dirty faggot, go suck someone's cock!' I turn back to observe. A known Golden Dawn MP follows me, punches me twice in the face, knocks me down. Downed, I lose my glasses. The Golden Dawn MP kicks me. The police are exactly 2 steps away. Their backs are turned. Repeatedly, I shout to the cop “THEY”RE PUNCHING ME, DO SOMETHING!” Back still turned, he walks away. The rest of them shouting at me next to the police officer “Cry, you pussy, queen, little girl” We pass dozens of cops hanging out. I tell them I was beaten at theatre entrance. They ignore me. One blows me a sarcastic kiss.
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| |[http://globalvoicesonline.org/2012/10/14/greece-theater-critic-assaulted-by-neo-nazis-and-religious-groups-protesting-play/ SOME FAGGOT]}}
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| The Proudest Sons of Greece show us how to handle women properly, resulting in [[WIN]] and joy all through the world.
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| == Trolling Greeks ==
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| [[Image:Planes_Trains_and_PLantains.jpg|thumb|Write an essay about their dumbass mythology.]]
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| [[Image:GayGreekstatue.jpg|thumb|A different type of rock hard boner.]]
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| [[Image:Pedophile Greeks.jpg|thumb|Greek national pastime—besides [[Kingdom Hearts#Enemies|mansex]]]]
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| # Tell him that he will never, ever get Thrace or Anatolia back (which was never theirs to begin with), EVAR.
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| # Tell him that he probably fucks goats.
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| # Tell him he's an Athenian boy-lover.
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| # Quote The [[300]].
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| # Ask him if he's a [[Turk]].
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| # Ask him if he's a [[Dago]].
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| # Ask him if he's an [[Armenian]].
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| # Ask him if he's an [[The Royal Family#Prince Philip|inbred German racist]].
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| # Ask him if his mom is like [[Your Mom]]
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| # Tell him that they stole their culture from the Turks.
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| # Tell him that Hagia Sophia was just a barn before the Turks captured it.
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| # Tell him that the [[Catholic|Roman Catholic Church]] is the one true path to God.
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| # Tell him that the [[The Crusades|Fourth Crusade]] was for their own good.
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| # Tell him it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
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| # Ask him if he wears a toga.
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| # Ask him why Greece supports Kurdish terrorism.
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| # Say ANYTHING positive about [[Turkey]].
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| # Say that Alexander the Great [[fact|was a Macedonian, not a Greek]].
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| # Tell them you have money
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| # Tell them the country ran better under Ottoman Rule.
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| # Tell them the Turks buttraped your ancestors.
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| # Tell them that they have nigga DNA and the Turks don't, so technically the Turks are more white than Greeks.
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| # Tell them there not white (anymore).
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| # Remind them that the company Apple is worth more than Greece (thats actually true, http://money.cnn.com/2012/01/19/technology/apple_market_cap/index.htm).
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| # <del>Ask why their debt is so huge</del> Disregard that,ask [[Nazis|Germany]] why Greece's debt is so huge since [[Nazis|Germany]] [[Fact|created it in the first place.]]
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| == Greek Economy ==
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| # Borrow
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| # Spend
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| # Blaim the [[Germany|Nazis]]
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| # Default
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| # ''[[PROFIT|PROFIT!]]''
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| That's right boys and girls, no ''????'' phase! You actually do profit, although country ends up in the shitter.
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| == Famous Greeks ==
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| [[Image:Wonder Woman.jpg|thumb|250px|Few Amazons looked anything like [[Hott|this]] since they were really rabid [[bulldykes]].]]
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| === [[300|Leonidas]] ===
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| Testimony to the fact Greeks invented [[homosexuality]]. Consists of many well-toned, scatily-clad slick men in skirts fighting and hacking at one another. Also, nipples.
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| === [[New Age|Yanni]] ===
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| [[Image:yanni.jpg|500px]]]
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| === [[Socrates]] ===
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| One of the world's first [[trolls]] who was forced to become [[an hero]].
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| === [[Disney|Hercules]] [[Shit nobody cares about|(THE FUCKERS USED TO CALL HIM HERACLES YOU REATRDS)]] ===
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| Does not live up to the legend.
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| === [[The Simpsons|Homer]] ===
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| Wrote the ''Iliad'' and some other [[boring]] [[shit]], though [[some argue]] he [[Imaginary|never existed]].
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| === [[Justin Bieber|Justinian]] ===
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| [[W|Bankrupted]] the [[America|Empire]] by fighting for territory which was quickly lost again after his reign. He depopulated his empire with mass persecution of [[pagans]] and drove [[Egypt]] and [[Syria]] to [[Islam]]. Also, he was married to Theodora, the biggest slut EVAR.
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| Also a [[Roman]].
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| === [[Fag|Philippos of Greece and Denmark]] ===
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| {{Main|The Royal Family#Prince Philip|The Duke of Edinburgh}}
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| Philippos of Greece and Denmark: Inbred. German. Racist. That's about it.
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| === [[God|Zeus]] ===
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| That [[Bastard|bastid]]! The ruler of all [[Olympics|Olympus]] is an [[Bestiality|animal cock]] raping [[Furry|furphile]].
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| === [[Larry Craig|George Michael]] ===
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| Gayreek Britfag and Men's Room attendant who [[Rape|wants your sex]].
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| == Greek [[Sex]] ==
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| [[Image:Greeklove.jpg|thumb|From [[Conservapedia]]: Greek is not only a style of [[wrestling]], but also of [[buttsecks|love]].]]
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| [[Image:Archangel Gabriel (Archaggelos Gavriel).jpg|thumb|left|[[Trap|Androgyny]] is a staple in Greek culture.]]
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| ''Greek (noun) Adjective (Gayreek)'': Creators of everything gay.
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| Greeks invented homosexuality (including the occassional [[shota]]) and [[bestiality|sex with animals]]. Women get to be [[rape|raped]] and should be fucking grateful [[men]] even pay attention to them when they could have a [[Goatse|hot man hole]] or some knotty dick. When nothing else is available [[Masturbation|wanking]] is also an option.
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| Greek women are basically men who had a sex change, which would explain their vast amounts of body hair and their massive nose. Hell, the men are more feminine anyway which is why they do each other.
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| Like their homo counterparts, the ancient [[Amazon]]s were savage [[Lesbos]] (not the island but butch dykes) who only kept men long enough for [[rape|procreation]] before killing them, not unlike [[spiders]]. This lack of male guidance explains why their civilization was primitive and doomed to [[fail]] like everything run by [[wimmins]].
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| [[Some argue]] that had the empire not fallen, the greeks would have invented the internet and the various horrors found on [[4chan]], [[furaffinity]] and [[R@ygold]] would have been the norm. [[Sick fuck|Which is already the case for certain people]].
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| == Greece today ==
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| [[Image:greekriotfuckthepolice.jpg|thumb|This about sums it up]]
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| [[Image:Average gayreek fucktard.jpg|thumb|A Typical Greektard]]
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| Even though Greece is still located on the same peninsula next to Italy, recent polls show that [[No more than 99|at least 90%]] of [[USA]]ns believe that the Greeks have died out and that the only ones left are Cindy Margolis and Hercules. [[W]] believes it is inhabited by [[Over 9000|Grecians]].
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| It's also no secret that most Greeks have never even taken a driving education course, this becomes obvious when one takes note of the Greek public transportation. Greek "buses" consist of a bus teathered to an overhead network of wires; locals will try to convince you that the purpose of the wires are to supply the bus with power but it becomes clear that teathering a steerable vehicle to a cable is an immensely stupid idea. The true purpose of attaching a bus to a wire is to compensate for the poor driving skills of the average Greek, many Greeks do not understand the concept of steering or braking. Some Greeks however, are infact capable of steering, these Greeks own [[shit|a fifteen year old 2-stroke moped.]] The moped has become a staple of modern [[Europe]], however it is particularly well engrained into everyday Greek life. Between rusting wrecks that are literally abandoned at the side of a road and aging clunkers that are on their way there, the moped provided an attractive alternative to hauling your ass around or dying in a rusting Opel. The moped's merit comes from it's small size, it is basically a bicycle with a lawnmower engine (which by the way, they also have). Before the moped, a 3-lane road could only accomedate three cars traveling parallel to each other, after the moped, a 3-lane road not only accomedated three parallelly traveling cars, but an additional two mopeds weaving between them. Greece has one of the strictest most difficult [[pain in the ass|driving tests]] in the world, but it's completely ineffective as the drivers on Greek highways are out of control and usually drunk.
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| This is what you'd normally see if you go visit Greece.
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| Notice the amount of [[lulz]] surrounding the one that's NOT moving.... see [[epic fail]]
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| Greece: Producing [[The Royal Family#Prince Philip|inbred German racists]] since 1921!*
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| *[[Denmark]] helped!<br><br>
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| {{rainbow|OMG LEIK WHAR DID OUR MONEY GO??!!11!}}
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| {{main|Riots#Greece 2010}}
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| [[Image:Greek_fire.jpg|thumb|right|"lol help me im on fire!!" ololol, greece.]]
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| Greece has a long history of violent rioting with the latest over [[money]] or [[Socialism|something]]. Apparently, the economy of Greece dropped like a fucking anvil and it may jeopardize the Global Economy itself. [[Zombies|SAVE YOURSELVES!!1]]
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| == Greece and the internet ==
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| In Greece, everybody sucks Ray William Johnson's nonexistant Cock and repeat theannoyingorange's unfunny bullshit.
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| Also,they use youtube videos on commercials, such as Gummy Bear, that has now raped the childhoods of innocent *cough* children.
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| NEED FUCKING PROOF?
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| == See Also ==
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| [[File:Greek restaurant review.png|right|400px]]
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| * [[Cyprus]]
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| * [[Wop]]
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| * [[Europe]]
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| * [[Men]]
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| * [[Roman Empire]]
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| * [[Trolls|Greece 2010]]
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| * [[Gay]]
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