User talk:Segagod

Welcome, Segagod

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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TKN Bot 01:25, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

The fuck are you doing?

Stop shit posting and read your god damn ED101. -BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree 18:18, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

We don't like shitposting around here

This shitposting asshole should either lrn2EDit or GET THE FUCK OUT! They can start by reviewing their fuckups.

QUIT. FUCKING. SHITPOSTING!

I looked over your posts, and do you have a good reason for spamming shit about Pound Puppies in unrelated articles, or are you a fucking idiot?

We don't like shitposting around here, so lrn2EDit or just fucking quit shitting up ED before you become the next colostomy bag banned for their faggotry, and trust me, the sysops will ban you if you keep it up.

Consider this a friendly warning. DarkLordTR 01:11, 17 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Do not write yourself into an article

Nobody cares about your dA, you are an unfunny faggot, stop linking your retarded crapstub into other unrelated articles. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 06:01, 17 October 2012 (EDT)

Please

Keep shitposting and writing yourself into articles. Regards, - Mr Jonzz 06:04, 17 October 2012 (EDT)