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| |BGCOLOR=#000000| [[Image:Atomic.gif|ALL YOUR BASE!]]
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| | <font style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"><big>Warning!: </big></font> <br /> Looking at the H-Wing may cause discoloration of your feces!
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| [[At least 100 years ago]], some [[faggot]] named Shawn bought a Honda Del Sol. Because Honda Del Sols are [[gay]] and [[lame]], he decided to make it into a ''Star Wars'' X-Wing, which [[fail]]ed so he decided to call it an H-Wing, which kind of sounds like maxi-pads.
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| [[Image:Hwingcivic1.jpg|thumb|200px|The Civic H-Wing, notoriously gay throughout the universe.]]
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| It is unclear if his wife Colleen actually uses it as a maxi-pad. However, it is a known fact that the H-Wing called the wrath of Lord Vader upon itself. Darth Vader slammed his mighty SUV upon the H-Wing in 2003, smashing it like the mighty [[banhammer]] on ED. Of course, this generated a lot of [[lulz]] in the community, in which a lot of people, in Shawn's own words, haet teh H-Wing Maxi Pad.
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| [[Image:Hwingcartrashed1.JPG|thumb|200px|The Civic H-Wing fixed by Darth Vader.]]
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| From teh website:
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| "How come [[anon|people]] attack you so much online?
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| "It's easy to flame when you don't have to take responsibility for anything you say. Plus, people are always afraid of what they don't understand, and a lot of people don't understand why I did this to my car. But it equals out; I don't understand a lot of the behaviors I [[Stalker|observe]]. But I [[Homo|don't]] publicly and anonymously attack people for it... :)"
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| ==The great hot or not Colleen debate==
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| [[Image:Hwingwife.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Shawn's hot/not concubine.]]
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| There is much doubt and uncertainty as to whether Shawn's concubine is hot or not. Therefore, her picture is posted here so that everyone can decide for themselves. Living in a basement and dreaming about Natalie Portman and Jean Luc Picard may contribute to thinking she's teh hot.
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| ==H-Wing rip-offs==
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| [[Image:Hwingoklahomastyle.jpg|frame|H-Wing Oklahoma Style]]
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| There are many more X-Wing car rip-offs of the H-Wing. You may even see them cruising through your town. You can help by parking your Pinto really close to them or by carving the word [[lame]] in the paint. Or not, that's entirely up to you.
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| ==Links==
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| * [http://www.h-wing.com The H-Wing original website]
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| * [http://www.shawnandcolleen.com/shawn/Pages/hwing/galleries/HWingCrash/index.html The H-Wing lolcrash]
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| * [http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/how-not-to-mod-a-car-del-sol-a-wing-edition Article haeting the H-Wing]
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