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Koko is probably best known for the many [[Kittens]] she had as pets throughout her life which led many psychiatrists, psychologists and philosophers to argue that the desire to nurture is an inherited trait rather than one that is taught.
Koko is probably best known for the many [[Kittens]] she had as pets throughout her life which led many psychiatrists, psychologists and philosophers to argue that the desire to nurture is an inherited trait rather than one that is taught.
== Koko's Use In Language Studies ==
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Looking to improve the language skills of [[nigger|inner city youths]]  and extend their skills beyond their two phrases of '''Yo Yo Yo''' and '''Where the white [[Wimmins]] at?''' linguist Francine Patterson began a study with '''Koko the Gorilla''', when she was at the age of 1 under the assumption that if a more complicated intellect like that of a gorilla could be taught to comprehend language and sentence structure then there is hope for [[shit|Trailor Trash]], [[niggers|inner city youth]] and [[Mexico|Illegal Immigrants]].
Rather than showing how language is learned, Patterson showed how language is destroyed by inferior species through the sheer laziness of refusing to learn new words.
For instance, rather than learn the sign for ''Bracelet'', Koko would make to sings for ''Wrist'' and ''Ring'' to make the [[Autism|Autistic,]] portmanteau replacement ''Wrist Ring''.
Many experts argued, that like many lower minds such as those from the [[Pennsylvania|Appalachians]], Koko really didn't understand the words she was using and merely was succeeding at a trial and error use of words.  Much like an adopted Vietnamese kid, it wasn't the child that learned how to sew he had to take a piss but it handler figuring out its grunts and moans from the numerous times it passed in their potted planrs.

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Koko the gorilla

Koko the Gorilla, (born July 4, 1971) who proved that it is easier to teach an animal to perform complex tasks such as Americunt sign language, that require pre-cognition and intellectual capacity, than it is to train a black man or a patreon artist to do the same died June 19, 2018 at the age of 46 or the average age you can expect a black Male or Basement dwelling omega msle to live before they have their first, and maybe last, heart attack.

Although some language experts dispute Koko's language prowess, some estimate that she knew over 1,000 signs and could understand over 2,000 spoken English words, making her already more intelligent than your average Twatter user. Mush like the average twitter user, Koko used simple sentences, (predicate and subject) to convey her thoughts like, "I am Hungry, I ate Food", or "I like Kittens."

Koko is probably best known for the many Kittens she had as pets throughout her life which led many psychiatrists, psychologists and philosophers to argue that the desire to nurture is an inherited trait rather than one that is taught.


Koko's Use In Language Studies

File:Koko the gorilla.jpg

Looking to improve the language skills of inner city youths and extend their skills beyond their two phrases of Yo Yo Yo and Where the white Wimmins at? linguist Francine Patterson began a study with Koko the Gorilla, when she was at the age of 1 under the assumption that if a more complicated intellect like that of a gorilla could be taught to comprehend language and sentence structure then there is hope for Trailor Trash, inner city youth and Illegal Immigrants.

Rather than showing how language is learned, Patterson showed how language is destroyed by inferior species through the sheer laziness of refusing to learn new words.

For instance, rather than learn the sign for Bracelet, Koko would make to sings for Wrist and Ring to make the Autistic, portmanteau replacement Wrist Ring.

Many experts argued, that like many lower minds such as those from the Appalachians, Koko really didn't understand the words she was using and merely was succeeding at a trial and error use of words. Much like an adopted Vietnamese kid, it wasn't the child that learned how to sew he had to take a piss but it handler figuring out its grunts and moans from the numerous times it passed in their potted planrs.